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My greatest quote
Padala je kiša ja sam jela picu, i dečko me je pitao dal trebam kišobran (imala sam kapuljaču pa nisam kisnula, al dal mi treba da mogu jesti):
"Ne treba, meni ne smeta ak je moja pica mokra." (i to sasvim ozbiljno, bez perverznih misli)
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Dan poslije Beltanea
22.12.2005., četvrtak
(H) Preje**no <-- lol
Ako ste vidjeli, ah, shvatite, ne smije biti osobe koja ovo nije vidjela ;-)
Ovo su isječci pravih chatova :-D
xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
PeteRepeat> fucking ken
PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
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Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98> AzureDiamond> *******
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances Very Happy-<
* nmp3bot dances Very Happy|-<
* nmp3bot dances Very Happy/-<
[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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NES> lol
NES> I download something from Napster
NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
NES> "getting my song back fucker"
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T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
T-Wolf> ya, why man?
RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
T-Wolf> you mother fucker
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Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
Indidge> umm....nothing?
Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
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jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
jeebus> never once moved diagonally
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docsigma2000 : jesus christ man
docsigma2000 : my son is sooooooo dead
c8info : Why?
docsigma2000 : hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000 : HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000 : our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info : Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000 : ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000 : is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000 : cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info : Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000 : o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000 : but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info : By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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bloodninja : Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14 : Aight.
bloodninja : Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14 : I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja .
bloodninja : Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 : Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja : Me too baby.
BritneySpears14 : I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja : I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14 : Hey...
bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14 : Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja : I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14 : You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja : Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja : I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14 : Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja : Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja : King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja : You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja : Baby?
BritneySpears14 : Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14 : I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14 : Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14 : I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 : What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14 : I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
glome> Who me?!
content> Yes you!
glome> Couldn't be!
content> Then WHO?!!
glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
Anubis> what fraud?
Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
Anubis> no?
Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
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LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
LordChewy> "i know dad"
LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
LordChewy> and he just shut up
kingKahn> what is it?
LordChewy> its his porn folder
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Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
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Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
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xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
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WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
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Dear God
Nije li vas bar malo strah (given by Des3InY)
Must to be seen
Pjesmice
QUESTIONS
Why, why, why, o why
Why do people make people cry
All the bad things we do
For who
For what
All the pain we got
Od Dobriše Cesarića...mojeg idola što se poezije tiče:
MRTVAČNICA NAJBJEDNIJIH
U bijelo okrečenoj sobi
Stoje dva duga drvena stola.
Svakog dana nove im goste
Dovezu mrtvačka kola.
Služavke, umrle u bijedi,
Il sijede ispačene pralje,
Kojima ukočene ruke
Ne mogu više prati dalje.
I koje - uzevši im ruho -
Ubožnica amo šalje.
Bludnice, koje pohotne ruke
Nikada više neće da dirnu,
Što poslije sviju budnih, bludnih noći
Uđoše u jednu posve mirnu.
Il stigne ovamo kažnjenik
Kojeg je žandar presto da vodi,
Il napuhnuti utopljenik
Kojemu ime nesta u vodi,
Il skitnjom izmučene skitnice,
Vječito gonjene do mitnice,
Što prođoše kroz ovaj život bosi,
Sa sjenom tuđih sjenika u kosi.
Svi oni amo jednom dođu,
Zbiti u ljesove prost,
I zauzmu svoje mjesto na stolu
Što vječno očekuju goste.
Žive su ih gonili i gnjeli,
Nožem su ih rasparali mrtve -
Ti, što žrtve za života bjehu,
Ostaše i poslije smrti žrtve.
Stanovahu na kraju grada,
U prljavome kvartu roblja,
Počivat će na kraju groblja,
Daleko od arkada.
I kao što je više njih
Imalo zajedničku sobu -
Tako će i sada više njih
Noćivati u istom grobu.
U bijelo okrečenoj sobi
Stoje dva duga drvena stola.
Svakog dana nove im goste
Dovezu mrtvačka kola.
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