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My greatest quote
Padala je kiša ja sam jela picu, i dečko me je pitao dal trebam kišobran (imala sam kapuljaču pa nisam kisnula, al dal mi treba da mogu jesti):
"Ne treba, meni ne smeta ak je moja pica mokra." (i to sasvim ozbiljno, bez perverznih misli)
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Dan poslije Beltanea
08.07.2005., petak
(H) Ovo je zakon...ako ste to do sada vidjeli, just laugh again ;-)
--> s jednog foruma:
Star Trek: "The Lost Episodes" Transcript
[Picard] "Mr. La Forge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"
[Geordi] "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."
[Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.]
[Riker looks puzzled.] "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"
[Data turns to answer.] "Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."
[Picard] "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"
[Data] "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken over and none will be available for their normal operational functions."
[Picard] "Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable geometric shape' idea."
.. . 15 Minutes Later . . .
[Data] "Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the command unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all resources. We however have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'."
[Geordi] "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an 'upgrade' to compensate for their increase."
[Picard] "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is something we have missed."
[Data] "Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the upgrade'. Appearently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending in their registration cards.
[Riker] "Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F . . ."
[Geordi, excited] "Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0% !"
[Picard] "Data, what does your scanners show?"
[Data] "Appearently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named 'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity."
[Picard] "Lets wait and see how long this 'solitaire' can reduce their functionality."
. . . Two Hours Pass . . .
[Riker] "Geordi whats the status on the Borg?"
[Geordi] "As expected the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully increase resources I have setup our closest deep space monitor beacon to transmit more 'Windows' modules from something called the 'Microsoft fun-pack'.
[Picard] "How much time will that buy us ?"
[Data] "Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest time span of 6 more hours."
[Geordi] "Captain, another vessel has just dropped out of warp approximately 300 kilometres off our Starboard bow. It's enormous - at least 10 times the volume of the Enterprise and the Borg cube combined!"
[Picard] "Identify."
[Data] "It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo"
[An inhumanly cold and spite-filled voice screeches over the speakers] "THIS IS EMPEROR GATES OF THE FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY, UNDYING LORD OF THE MICROSOFT DOMINION. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER ALL OF YOUR ASSETS OR YOU WILL BE BOARDED AND SUED. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY"
[Riker] "Are they insane!? What could they possibly do to the Borg!?"
[Data] "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands of humanoid-shaped objects, sir."
[Picard] "Magnify forward viewer on the projectiles. What are they?"
[Riker] "Good God captain! Those are humans, floating straight toward the Borg ship with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep space !?"
[Data] "I don't believe that those are humans sir; if you will look closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something
recognized by twenty-first century man as doe-skin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits"
[Riker and Picard clutch to each other, horrified] "Lawyers!!!"
[Geordi] "It can't be! I thought that all the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017, during the Great Awakening?"
[Data] "Apparently some must have survived, unless the rumours of cloning and obscene genetic modification on Mars are true."
[Picard] "In light of this, we must assume they are - nothing so vicious could exist in nature without ungodly interference."
[Riker] "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all types of papers."
[Data] "I believe that is known in ancient venacular as 'red tape', sir. It inevitably proves fatal."
[Geordi] "They're tearing the Borg to pieces!"
[Picard] "Turn off the monitors, Data. I can't stand to watch; not even the Borg deserve that."
[Riker] "Captain, if we make for a heading of 217.15 at Warp 9, we might just make it out of here in one piece!"
[Picard] "Make it so, and for God's sake hurry Number One!!"
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Dear God
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Must to be seen
Pjesmice
QUESTIONS
Why, why, why, o why
Why do people make people cry
All the bad things we do
For who
For what
All the pain we got
Od Dobriše Cesarića...mojeg idola što se poezije tiče:
MRTVAČNICA NAJBJEDNIJIH
U bijelo okrečenoj sobi
Stoje dva duga drvena stola.
Svakog dana nove im goste
Dovezu mrtvačka kola.
Služavke, umrle u bijedi,
Il sijede ispačene pralje,
Kojima ukočene ruke
Ne mogu više prati dalje.
I koje - uzevši im ruho -
Ubožnica amo šalje.
Bludnice, koje pohotne ruke
Nikada više neće da dirnu,
Što poslije sviju budnih, bludnih noći
Uđoše u jednu posve mirnu.
Il stigne ovamo kažnjenik
Kojeg je žandar presto da vodi,
Il napuhnuti utopljenik
Kojemu ime nesta u vodi,
Il skitnjom izmučene skitnice,
Vječito gonjene do mitnice,
Što prođoše kroz ovaj život bosi,
Sa sjenom tuđih sjenika u kosi.
Svi oni amo jednom dođu,
Zbiti u ljesove prost,
I zauzmu svoje mjesto na stolu
Što vječno očekuju goste.
Žive su ih gonili i gnjeli,
Nožem su ih rasparali mrtve -
Ti, što žrtve za života bjehu,
Ostaše i poslije smrti žrtve.
Stanovahu na kraju grada,
U prljavome kvartu roblja,
Počivat će na kraju groblja,
Daleko od arkada.
I kao što je više njih
Imalo zajedničku sobu -
Tako će i sada više njih
Noćivati u istom grobu.
U bijelo okrečenoj sobi
Stoje dva duga drvena stola.
Svakog dana nove im goste
Dovezu mrtvačka kola.
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