Forward to you

05.11.2004., petak

You know you're in Croatia when....
> >
> > 1) When nobody has a job but yet everyone has a cell
> > phone!
> > 2) When fixing your car instead of using a jack you
> > just to roll the car on the right side of the
> > street!
> > 3) When you can smoke in the bank and there is an
> > ashtray provided for you in the classroom.
> > 4) When riots break out during the world cup games
> > AND THE POLICE take part in it!
> > 5) The city smells like diesel.
> > 6) You can pick out the Croatian-Americans in the
> > crowd, cuz they are the only ones who have "Zivila
> > Hrvatska" tattoos and coat-of-arms [grb] around
> > their necks.
> > 7) You realize pedestrians DON'T have the right of
> > way!
> > 8) There are more Caffes in the village than people.
> >
> > 9) All your friends and family expect you to give
> > them all your belongings before you leave cuz you
> > are rich anyway!
> > 10)When sitting at a cafe there are 5 things in
> > front of you.......car keys......cigarettes...cheap
> > Croatian Lighter......Mobitel (Cell)........and a
> > drink ( Kava, Pelinkovac, Piva - coffee, pelinkovac,
> > beer)!
> > 11)For some reason a greasy ass meat 'burek' from
> > the bakery sounds good after the disco !
> > 12)You get pulled over by cops, but they let you go
> > because they know your uncle
> > 13)When you have to turn on the "bojler"
> > (Boiler)(chauffe-eau) 1 hour before you can take a
> > hot shower.
> > 14)The light switch for the bathroom is not in the
> > bathroom.
> > 15)When topless women, naked familes and children
> > run around all together on the beach.
> > 16)The drinking age is detremined by your ability to
> > walk and talk (3 yrs old).
> > 17)When your friend spends his whole months paycheck
> > ($100) on one night of partying with the
> > "drustvo".(copains, bande, mais tu le sait je
> > suppose)
> > 18)When Croatian Airlines lost your luggage again !
> > 19)When its ok to make noise at 3am, but you could
> > get killed trying to make noise between 1pm and 5pm
> > beacuase everyone is taking a nap due to their "hard
> > day"!
> > 20)You're 300 pounds and your "bakica" (mamie) still
> > thinks your too skinny !
> > 21)When you say no when asked for "repete" seconds,
> > but yet still end up with a full plate.
> > 22)Someone is always asking how to get an American
> > Visa, or if they can marry you.
> > 23)People are asking your parents if you will marry
> > their child.
> > 24)Your "dida" (papy) bitches how the government
> > will no longer let him throw his nets out to fish
> > (killing the whole marine population and its
> > offspring)..and yet also bitches how there ain't as
> > many fish as before.
> > 25)When everyone is shocked that you don't know what
> > your going to be when you grow up at age 13.
> > 26)When you have to help nana feed the pigs and
> > water the "rajcice" (tomatoes).
> > 27)When all the old people are wondering why you are
> > 23 and still not married!
> > 28)The electricity goes out at 10pm in the middle of
> > the tourist season in a major resort town.
> > 29)You see graffitti such as "Marko", "Marija +
> > Ante" and "Pusi Kurac", "HDZ", "Zene u Cevape". and
> > "Metallica" , or simply "U".
> > 30)The town next to yours talks "another language".
> > 31)Marlboros are $1.80 and Ronhill lights are $1.25!
> > 32)People try to quit smoking, so instead of smoking
> > one pack of Ronhill lights a day, they smoke 2 packs
> > of Ronhill Superlights!
> > 33)Second hand smoke isn't an issue.
> > 34)Everyone cuts infront of you in line.
> > 35)When you are afraid to hook up with anyone from
> > your "selo" (village) because they might be your cousin.

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