AUDIO PITCH DIRECTSHOW FILTER

INTRASOLAR NEWS BLIP -
Saturday, October 28, 200302 A.D.

A newly excavated piscatorial fossil found at the western edge of the North-Am Sector Condimental Plate has a noted Palaeoculinariast fishing for explanations.

Doctor Worcestershire said:

"I've got my best liquamen on it and I believe they're on a California Roll and will soon track down the sauce of this unusual fossil."

When asked to justify his confident assertion the Doctor sang, "If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi..."

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I keep finding these Goram little one-shot plastic fish sauce dispensers everywhere. Always full of sauce, they must rival McDonald's pickles for being discarded unused.

Should be really ripe in a millenium or two!

It is with some pleasure that I mention that the photoshop filter I used to fossilise the little bugger is named "Bass Relief".

After the photoshoot I squeezed the sauce into a pot plant (where it makes good fertiliser) and binned the plastic container. Don't want it making its way to the ocean...like some technological fish swimming downstream!

Taken on board a cruise ship in the Med just off the shore of Sicily after coming out of port at Trapani. Island on the left is Levanzo. Normally wouldn't consider shooting into the sun like this but with the polarisor on I quite liked the effect. Best viewed large!

It's been a long week being away with no internet access to upload. Just have to work out the best few from the 500 or so I've came back with!

Explored 22 July 2009 #38