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Hy ljudi! Nadam se da ce te se dobro zabaviti na mom blogu..... ovdje ce biti puno mojih razmisljanja, osijecaja, smijesnih viceva, pijesma o ljubavi, itd.
PUNO PUSICA I LUDE ZABAVE ZELI VAM ANA.....
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10 IH IMALA
1-OGA SAM VOLJELA!!
Sto radis-radi spretno,
-kad ljubis-ljubi sretno,
-sto jelijepo-rado gledaj,
-a kog volis-nikom se nedaj!
Pravda na ovom svijetu ne postoji! Jer da postoji ja bih te imala!!
Ljubav je kao casa vina: na vrhu slast,a na dnu gorcina...
VOLIM TE.zasto da ti krijem, da se opijem i da suze lijem...
VOLIM TE-zelim ti to reci, zasto da patim zbog te dvije rijeci??
Tjeram te iz sebe,
sa sobom se borim,
zelim da te mrzim,
a prokleto te volim!!
Ja nosam to sto place,
ja nisam to sto molim,
ja sam samo ona koja te iskreno voli!
Znam da drugu ljubis, i to mi je jasno,
ali mozda ces se kajati i bit ce ti kasno
Tebi pederu glupavi, konju jedan sugavi,
odvratni idiote, nepodnosljivi skote,
blesavi gade, ti najveci smrade,
obican si klinjo, ali jebiga, VOLIM TE SVINJO
Voljela sam nekog decka, vise nego zivot svoj,
al sudbina nije dala da on bude moj...
Voli onog tko voli tebe, samo pazi da te ne zajebe,
a kad ti kaze "UMRIJET CU ZA TEBE", ti mu reci "UMRI TKO TE JEBE"!!
Jedna zvijezda koja nocu sja, nek ti tiho sapne da te volim ja!!
Ja nisam covijek po kojem se gazi!
Niti sam svijetlo koje se gasi!
Ja nisam rob koji te slusa,
ja sam samo jedna zaljubljena dusa...
Prestat cu da te volim,
prestat cu da ti se divim,
onog dana kad prestanem da zivim....
I asked Good for flower, he gave my a garden!
I asked for tree, he gave my a forest!!
I asked for a river, he gave my an ocean,
I asked for angel, he gave my you....
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prijevod za one koji ne znaju
Pitala sam Boga za cvijet, on mi je dao vrt!
Pitala sam Ga za drvo, on mi je dao sumu!
Pitala sam Ga za rijeku, on mi je dao ocean!
Pitala sam Ga za andjela, on mi je dao tebe...
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Ilo je mailovima, ali ja to jednostavno moram ovdje stavit
1. Voziti ispred policije.
2. Kada vas pita: "Jesam li debela?", razmisliti 2 sekunde.
3. Otiζi u shopping pet minuta prije zatvaranja i s vrlo malo novca...
4. ... a onda, kada konaθno doπete na red, jo malo razmiljati θega ζete se odreζi.
5. Dati partnerici oprotajno pismo upakirano u kutiju za nakit.
6. Pripremiti jelo od gljiva koje ste sami ubrali.
7. Otiζi na koncert klasiθne glazbe s kroniθnim bronhitisom.
8. Posjetiti banku s ninja-kapom.
9. Otiζi na demonstracije i uvijek izvikivati suprotno.
10. Labavo povezati skije.
11. Θitati neke pravne spise.
12. Uzviknuti u striptiz-baru naglas: "Racija!"
13. Biti trijezan na makarama.
14. Dok hodate za nekim dogerom, vikati za njim: "Dr'te lopova!"
15. Naζi se s vanim klijentima u sauni.
16. Seks u kabini za brzo fotkanje (ako je zauzeto, ispred kabine).
17. Voziti Smart i ne moζi naζi mjesto za parkiranje.
18. Ukrasti efu ljubavnicu.
19. Ponovno se useliti kod roditelja.
20. Stagediving na koncertu Magazina.
21. Pokuati jesti ζevape u kinu...
22. ... a kada zavrite, naglas reζi tko je ubojica.
23. Namjerno se zagrcnuti.
24. Kada primijetite da imate krive argumente, nastaviti diskusiju po starom.
25. Otiζi u banku sperme i biti odbijen.
26. Raditi prekovremeno i prije dolaska kuζi jo si malo zamrljati kragnu crvenim ruem.
27. Plaζati krivotvorenim novθanicama.
28. Otiζi u sex-shop...
29. ... i na izlasku sresti svoju mamu.
30. Kada vas raθunalo pita: "Do you want to save...", pritisnuti NO.
31. Dva dana nakon to ste dobili poviicu, traiti jo.
32. Dati radniku na crno, prije no to je zapoθeo posao, predujam.
33. Upaliti svjetlo u Darkroomu.
34. Otiζi na nogometnu utakmicu, naoruan ratnim bojama i sjesti na protivniθku stranu.
35. Dati eni daljinski u ruke.
36. Glasno razmiljati.
37. utnuti opasnog psa.
38. Krivo pozdraviti enu, primjerice, umjesto "Bok, Aida" reζi "Bok, Sida".
39. Za vrijeme intervjua za posao slati SMS poruke.
40. Θitati partnerov dnevnik.
41. Θuvati jako ljepilo i gel za kosu u istim posudicama.
42. Izazvati kratki spoj 2 minute prije poθetka Svjetskog prvenstva.
43. Reζi "da" kada mislite "ne".
44. Vezati kravatu 2 minute prije vrlo vanog sastanka.
45. Posuditi mobitel i nazvati vruζi telefon.
46. Otiζi na kavu s lokalnim mafijaem.
47.Sresti biveg/u iznenada na cesti i pri tome grozno izgledati.
48. U prtljagu ubaciti kolekciju noeva i kao prijevozno sredstvo odabrati avion.
49. Otiζi u Rim i prelaziti cestu kada je zeleno.
50. Penjati se na vidikovac s nogom u gipsu.
51. Igrati se "Donesi mi moj tap" s krvoloθnim psiζima.
52. Promuζkati boθicu Coca-Cole na nekom utogljenom primanju.
53. Gledati spori rad prstiζa djelatnika u poti/banci.
54. Sluati partnera dok vam hvali biveg/bivu.
55. Ako nita od ovog ne pomogne, onda se ponovno zaljubiti k'o u osnovnoj koli
Biseri
U testu je pisalo: Tko je pokrenuo bunu puθana na Hvaru?
Maja je u brzini u brzini proθitala; tko je PREDVIDIO bunu puθana na hvaru i napisala - Nostradamus
Ivan je pripremio referat iz prirode, ali je od nervoze jako brzo θitao.
Profesor ga je prekinuo rekavi: stoj kamo uri, a Ivan je nastavio θitati - dva metra ispod povrine vode...
Profesor iz tijelesog: pa zato ti ovaj put ne vjeba?
Ana: e, profesore: proli put dres, a ovaj P.M.S.
Profa iz tehniθkog: Lajka vam je bila bijela, sa crnim toθkama, ma znate ono dosadno, ljeno ta vam po ljetu neda da se u miru kupate.
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2.Pustite me da ruim koliko hoζu.
3.Dajte novac za kino kζeri ( sinu ) svojoj da dugo ivite i dobro vam bude na zemlji.
4.Puste me da se provodim s deθkima ( i maknite medu iz mog kreveta ).
5.Pustite me da jedem slatkie kolko hoζu, nije toθno da θokolada izaziva pritiζe.
6.Pustite me da telefoniram dok mi se ruka ne ukoζi.
7.Pustite me da spavam do podneva, san je dobar za zdravlje (vae).
8.Pustite mi frendove na miru.
9.Miθite tu matku od mene, doπe mi da se ubijem.
10.Pustite me u shopping s frendicama i dajte mi karticu.
Moja raska i ja
1.Kad sam ja u neθemu spora, ja sam lijena
Kad je moja raska u neθemu spora: ona je temeljita.
2.Raska ne θita novine na satu, ona se INFORMIRA.:
3.Raska ne jede na satu, ona se ZALAE.
4.Kad ja ne vratim knjigu u knjinicu na vrijeme ja sam nemarna.
Kad raska ne vrati knjigu na vrijeme ona je NAΘITANA.
5.Kad ja obuθem minicu u kolu, ja sam k****.
Kad raska obuθe minicu u kolu, ona je TRENDI.
6.Raska ne ide na WC pod satom, ona udovoljava svojim biolokim potrebama.
7.Raska ne pue nos pod satom, ona se rijeava bacila.
8.Kad ja zaurlam pod satom, ja sam neuljudna.
Kad raska zaurla ona USPOSTAVLJA RED.
9.Raska ne spava pod satom ona ODMARA.
10.Raska je krava.
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Evo mene natrag. Kao ta ste
veζ skuili, sada se rjeπe javljam jer
kraj kolske godine, odgovaranja.....
Ahhh......ta se moe, ivot je takav
θupav i dlaka!!
U zadnje vrijeme u mojem razredu deθki cesto ispustaju plinove evonpr. na tjelesnom kada smo radili trbunjak bila je tiina, a onda se θuo takav prrrrrrrrrrrde da smo svi pucali od smjeha ,a deθko iz razreda je sav porumenio, a profesor se s nama smijao. Onda na satu zemljopisa je neto naglo zasmrdjelo, profa je poθela otvarati prozore, a ostali su zaθepili noseve.... A ovaj Toni iz mog razreda se cerekao na sav glas i govorio " KAK SAM SE LIJEPO OLAKAO" ,da a mi smo se lijepo guili...
Ljudi, znate li da se na 6.6.2006., veζina se trudnica boji ili se bojala roditi jer je reθeno da bi se na taj dan trebao roditi vrag.... dobro, nemogu reζi da, da sam na njihovom mjestu da nebi eljela roditi ali opet, nisam mislila da su ljudi toliko naivni.....
Kako mi je dosadno ...... ubit ζu se...
Zagonetka:
Ovu je zagonetku Albert Einstein sastavio u 20. stoljeζu.Tvrdio je da ju 98 % svjetske populacije nije u stanju rijeiti.
Zadatak s kojim se morate suoθiti:
1. Postoji pet kuζa i svaka je razliθite boje.
2. U svakoj kuζi ivi po jedna osoba razliθite nacionalnosti.
3. Stanar svake kuζe ima svoje omiljeno piζe.
4. Stanar svake kuζe ima omiljenu marku cigareta.
5. Stanar svake kuζe ima neku kuζnu ivotinju.
Pitanje: Θiji je zec ?
Naputci:
Britanac ivi u crvenoj kuζi.
veπanin ima psa.
Danac voli piti θaj.
Zelena kuζa lijevo je od bijele.
Vlasnik zelene kuζe pije kavu.
Puaθ Pall Mall-a dri pticu.
Θovjek koji ivi u srednjoj kuζi pije mlijeko.
Vlasnik ute kuζe pui Dunhill.
Norveanin stanuje u prvoj kuζi.
Puaθ Marlbora stanuje pokraj onoga koji ima maθku.
Θovjek koji ima konja stanuje pokraj onoga koji pui Dunhill.
Θovjek koji pui Winston rado pije pivo.
Norveanin stanuje pokraj plave kuζe.
Nijemac pui Rothmanns.
Θovjek koji pui Marlboro ima susjeda koji pije vodu.
SRETNO ! 
