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kidd kraddick

kidd kraddick


dogI saw this posted on Reddit.com this morning at that it was extremely funny -

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldnt because Id ended up in the hospital last time, but that Id lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I kidd kraddick going to try it have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if Id ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because Id been sitting in the street my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch&why else would I buy dog food??

I have been so tempted to do the same type of thing so many times but have coward out every time.Technorati: , , ,



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