Ovako je sve pocelo:
Jednog lijepog dana u Mujinu kafanu udje neki covjek i upita Muju ima li limun na slamku.
Sta ce ti limun na slamku? upita ga radoznalo Mujo.
Ovaj se ulpasio, iskoci kroz prozor kao bez glave a Mujo za njim, ipak ovaj je bio vjest.
Docekao se na noge i pobjegao. Mujo se naljuti i prijavi se za kaskadera da nauci skakati.
Nakon godinu dana saceka Mujo ponovo onog covjeka u svojoj kafani.
Imate li limun na slamku?
Sta ce ti limun? upita opet Mujo. Ovaj se uplasi, skoci kroz prozor, Mujo za njim, on doskoci, Mujo jos bolje ali ovaj bio brzi na 100 metara pa ostavi Muju
i pobjeze.Mujo se jos vise naljuti i pocne trenirati trcanje i sprint na 100 metara. Postao on cak i olimpijski prvak, predvidjali mu uspjesnu karijaru ali on se ipak vrati u svoju kafanu cekajuci onog covjeka. Nakon godinu dana slicna scena: ulazi covjek u kafanu, pita Muju ima li limun na slamku, kaze Mujo sta ce ti a ovaj se opet uplasi skoci kroz prozor, Mujo za njim, ovaj sprint na 100 metara Mujo jos bolje ,covjek dodje do drveta, popne se a mujo nije mogao i on se
razljuti i prijavi se za planinara. Osvajao on Mount Everest. Nakon godinu dana opet doceka tog covjeka u svojoj kafani.
Ovaj mu opet trazi isto, Mujo pita sta ce mu, covjek se prepadne, skoci kroz prozor, Mujo za njim, sprint, Mujo jos bolje,
on se popne na drvo, i Mujo za njim, covjek skoci s drveta, a mujo za njim, ovaj trci maraton 1.000 metara, Mujo nema kondicije, niti snage i ovaj opet pobjegne. I tako Mujo ode u maratonce, i nakon godinu dana opet se nadje na istom mjestu. Imao ponuda da ucestvuje na olimpijadi,ali nije htio. Zelio je samo jedno, da sazna sta ce ovome limun na slamku. Dolazi ovaj nakon nekog vremena u Mujinu kafanu i opet trazi isto.
Sta ce ti limun na slamku? Ovaj se uplasi i skoci kroz prozor, Mujo za njim, sprint, popne se na drvo, niz drvo, Mujo sve za njim, maraton na 1.000 metara dodjose oni na jednu liticu, ovaj skoci a Mujo nije znao skakati i odustane...Postao Mujo i skakac sve uvjezbao i ponovo ga doceka on kroz prozor sprint uz drvo niz drvo, on sve za njim,maraton na 1.000 metara Mujo sve za njim, dodjose opet do litice, ovaj skoci, a Mujo za njim jos bolje, covjek skoci u vodu, a Mujo ne zna plivati i ovaj mu opet pobjeze.
Nakon godinu dana postao Mujo najbolji plivac na svijetu ali ponovo odluci cekati ovog covjeka u svojoj kafani. Dolazi
ovaj i ponovo trazi isto. I sve se ponavlja, dodjose do litice, skok, Mujo za njim, nastavi plivati a Mujo jos bolje, dodjose oni do obale i Mujo ga napakon uhvati, ali ovaj znao borilacke vjestine i Mujo dobije batine, e sada se Mujo zainatio naucio i borilacke vjestine, nakon godinu dana sve isto, samo sto je Mujo na kraju izasao kao pobjednik. Odveo ga Mujo u policiju imao tamo veze i ostavi ovog covjeka u zatvoru. Ipak kako ovaj opet nije saznao zasto je ovaj trazi limun na slamku odluci mu Mujo otici u posjet u zatvoru.
Mujo: "Sada, nakon svega sto smo prezivjeli, mozes li mi reci sta ce ti limun na slamku"
A covjek odgovara: "Dobro ali obecaj da neces nikome reci."
Mujo: "Obecavam necu nikome reci."
I kako je Mujo obecao da nece nikome reci, necemo nikada ni saznati sta ce ovom limun na slamku!
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Moj Daemon.
Snow Leopard Daemon, named Pelloneus.
Spontaneuos, modest, fickle, assertive, and humble.
Pelloneus is a male Daemon, as human and daemon pairs are typically the opposite sex.
DEAD BEAT.
Šime.
Bloody Mary.
Mrle.
MINE.
MySpace.
Facebook.
Slusam:
1.Annihilator.
2.Aborym.
3.Iced Earth.
4.Dark Funeral.
5.Burzum.
6.Gorgoroth.
7.Borknagar.
8.Immortal.
9.Skid Row.
10.Cult.
11.Slayer.
12.Evanescence.
13.Behemoth.
14.Guns 'n' Roses.
15.Hammerfall.
16.HIM.
17.Hypocrisy.
18.Iced Earth.
19.Iron Maiden.
20.Korn.
21.Lordi.
22.Linkin Park.
23.Limp Bizkit.
24.Lamb Of God.
25.Machine Head.
26.Marilyn Manson.
27.Metallica.
28.Nightwish.
29.Psyclon Nine.
30.Pantera.
31.Bal-Sagoth.
32.Rage Against The Machine.
33.Veyš my šina.
34.Rasmus.
35.Sepultura.
36.Slipknot.
37.Static-X.
38.System.
39.Coal Chamber.
Words that mean everything.
Dark Funeral - Goddess of Sodomy
Come forth, the goddess of sodomy.
My body is the source of pain, bow.
Worship me.And suck my soul.
Every single hole in you is mine, so now.
Obey.
Deep inside, you feel me pulsate.
More and more and more.
I hear you groan, you want me inside.
Again, again, again, again.
You give me pleasure, I offer you pain.
The highest level of ecstasy, sexually insane.
Behind my mask of pretending, I hide.
In my dominion of pain.
I am your god, I am your believes.
I control your desire, with my godlike white salted wine.
Behind my mask of pretending, I hide.
In my dominion of pain.
I am the way to the land of your pleasure.
I am the way to your eternal lust.
Metallica - Master of Pupptes.
End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Line of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Master, Master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, Master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
Speak to me!
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending phase, Drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master.
Aborym - Suffer Catalyst.
Betrayal - a lone soldier
Prepared for the last call
Solitude - the highest fate
Conclude everything and all
Death in the wastelands
Herald the last standing
Obey the first born
Our world will be torn
Conflict - a movement of free
Signal the coming
Gratification - a battered fight
I think you better sharpen the knife
Master and Slave
Increase, full on
Stupid or brave
Shrieking
Hardcore - for legends
Rise from ashes
Semigod - end of days
No more praise
Suffer no more
Catalyst for once and for all
Stop dreaming
A will to be free
[Fabban latin chorus:]
Omnia munda mundis
Death in the wastelands
Herald the last standing
Obey the first born
Our world will be torn
Conflict - a movement of free
Signal the coming.
Hypocrisy - All turns black.
[Verse 1]
I've been searching for the peace in my mind
It's nowhere to be found.
Your soul with me
Resting under my skin.
I see no point of living the life I lead
It hurts me too much.
Can you feel what I feel?
It must go deep.
My own soul is my enemy.
[Chorus]
It seems like everything I do just crashes down
It leaves an open scar that I know will never heal.
Broken promises now run through my head
I can't see the future and it all turns black.
[Verse 2]
What's the point of being here
When this whole life is dragging me down?
Is this how we'll be?
I don't want to be part of it.
It must go deep.
My own soul is my enemy.
[Chorus]
It seems like everything I do just crashes down
It leaves an open scar that I know will never heal.
Broken promises now run through my head
I can't see the future. It all turns black.
[Verse 3]
If there's another way
You can live another day
Then you'll know just when pressure's getting stronger.
I can hear voices calling my name
I guess they are over my head.
[Chorus x2]
It seems like everything I do just crashes down
It leaves an open scar that I know will never heal.
Broken promises now run through my head
Skid Row - Wasted time.
You and I together in our lives
Sacred ties would never fray
Then why cant I let myself tell lies
And watch you die every day
I think back to the times
When dreams were what mattered
Tough talking youth naivete
You said you never let me down
But the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation
Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Paranoid delusions they haunt you
Wheres my friend I used to know
Hes all alone
Hes buried deep within a carcass
Searching for a soul
Can you feel me inside your heart
As its bleeding
Why cant you belive you
Cant be loved
I hear you scream in agony
And the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation
Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
You said you never let me down
But the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation
Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
The sun will rise again
The earth will turn to sand
Creations colors seem to fade to grey
And youll see the sickly hands of time
Will write your final rhyme
And end a memory
I never thought youd let it get
This far, boy