Dodje veterinar kod doktora.
Pita ga doktor:
“sto vas boli?”
Ovaj mu naduren odgovara:
“E lako je tako…”
Ko dobiva prvenstvo!!!
Jedna od americkih teorija brojki koje mi i inace idu nakurac… Ali je zanimljiva…
Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, she had won this title for the last time in 1970.
If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964
Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that
only in 1978.
And 1978 + 1986 = 3964
Germany, though, won the world cup in 1990. Before that, Germany won in 1974.
Look: 1990 + 1974 = 3964
This could lead us to guess the winner of the World Cup in 2002, since it should be the winner of the 1962 World Cup
(In fact 3964 - 2002 = 1962).
And Brazil won the world cup in 1962! (And, in fact, Brazil won the 2002 WC)
And now, who would be the winner of the 2006 world cup?
Let’s see, 3964 - 2006 = 1958
And who won in 1958?….
Oh, Brazil did!!!
A ja se na svabu kladila… Damn…
Friska forvardusa!
1. Zakon mehanicarskog popravka
Nakon sto vam ruke postanu u potpunosti prekrivene uljem, zasvrbit ce vas
nos ili cete morati otici na wc.
2. Zakon radionice
Bilo koji alat koji vam ispadne iz ruku ce se otkotljati u najnedostupniji
ugao.
3. Zakon vjerojatnosti
Vjerojatnost da vas netko promatra je proporcionalna gluposti vašeg cina.
4. Zakon telefona
Kada birate pogresan broj, linija neće biti zauzeta.
5. Zakon alibija
Ako kazete sefu da kasnite na posao jer vam se ispraznila guma na autu,
sljedeceg jutra ce vam se isprazniti guma na autu.
6. Zakon varijacije
Kada na cesti predjete u drugu traku, ona u kojoj ste bili će se poceti
Micati brze od one u kojoj se trenutno nalazite.
7. Kupaonski teorem
Kada je tijelo u potpunosti uronjeno u vodu, zazvonit će telefon (koji
nemate pored sebe.
8. Zakon bliskih susreta
Vjerojatnost da cete susresti nekog koga poznajete se povecava kada ste u
drustvu sa osobom s kojom ne zelite da vas vide.
9. Zakon rezultata
Kada zelite majstoru pokazati kako neki kucni aparat ne radi, aparat ce
proraditi.
10. Zakon kave
Onog trenutka kada sjednete kako bi popili tek skuhanu toplu kavu, sef ce
vas zatraziti da napravite nesto sto ce trajati sve dok se kava ne ohladi.
11. Zakon tepiha
Vjerojatnost da snita kruha premazana pekmezom padne na namazanu stranu je
direktno povezana sa time koliko je tepih na podu nov, kao i sa njegovom
cijenom.
12. Zakon logickog argumenta
Sve je moguce… ako ne znate o cemu pricate.
13 Zakon konzumacije
Kada pronadjete neki proizvod koji vam se zaista svidja, prestat ce ga
proizvoditi.
+ dodatak…
14. Ribafishov zakon preddrkice
Ako ste legli na krevet orni za jacu drkicu, u DVD-u ce biti Baby Einstein ili Tresnjevacki malisani.
15. Ribafishov zakon krajnje drkice
Ako je drkica uspjesno privedena kraju, rucnik (maramica, papirnata maramica) koji ste pripremili prije posla, netragom ce nestati iz vaseg dometa.
16. Ribafishov zakon ometanja drkice
Naletite li konacno na dobru scenu, prst ce vam slucajno prebacit na brkatog muskarca u ekstazi ili jeftini radio prijemnik u pozadini.
17. Ribafishov zakon o zvuku zvona pri drkezu
Usred posla pozvonit ce vam ili se javiti neko kome je tog trenutka uzasno dosadno ili bi razgovarao o vremenu ili politici.
18. Ribafishov klimatski faktor drkice
Ako si upalio klimu, hladno ti je za papke i glavic. Ako nisi, znojis se ko pseto. Daljinski od klime je u oba slucaja na stolu. Van dometa.
19. Ribafishov peridrkalni teorem
Istog trena kad si gotov s drkicom, uzasno ti se pripisa
20. Ribafishova bracna drk-teorija
Kad si ga bacio i treci put u nesvijest, obamro, otvorio pivu i upalio tekmu, prilazi ti osoba suprotnog spola s kojom zivis i potiho kaze – idemo se maziti?
Ribafish je moj frend pa sam ja ovo forvardirala sa njegovog gloga...Pozz ribice!
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Moj Daemon.
Snow Leopard Daemon, named Pelloneus.
Spontaneuos, modest, fickle, assertive, and humble.
Pelloneus is a male Daemon, as human and daemon pairs are typically the opposite sex.
DEAD BEAT.
Šime.
Bloody Mary.
Mrle.
MINE.
MySpace.
Facebook.
Slusam:
1.Annihilator.
2.Aborym.
3.Iced Earth.
4.Dark Funeral.
5.Burzum.
6.Gorgoroth.
7.Borknagar.
8.Immortal.
9.Skid Row.
10.Cult.
11.Slayer.
12.Evanescence.
13.Behemoth.
14.Guns 'n' Roses.
15.Hammerfall.
16.HIM.
17.Hypocrisy.
18.Iced Earth.
19.Iron Maiden.
20.Korn.
21.Lordi.
22.Linkin Park.
23.Limp Bizkit.
24.Lamb Of God.
25.Machine Head.
26.Marilyn Manson.
27.Metallica.
28.Nightwish.
29.Psyclon Nine.
30.Pantera.
31.Bal-Sagoth.
32.Rage Against The Machine.
33.Veyš my šina.
34.Rasmus.
35.Sepultura.
36.Slipknot.
37.Static-X.
38.System.
39.Coal Chamber.
Words that mean everything.
Dark Funeral - Goddess of Sodomy
Come forth, the goddess of sodomy.
My body is the source of pain, bow.
Worship me.And suck my soul.
Every single hole in you is mine, so now.
Obey.
Deep inside, you feel me pulsate.
More and more and more.
I hear you groan, you want me inside.
Again, again, again, again.
You give me pleasure, I offer you pain.
The highest level of ecstasy, sexually insane.
Behind my mask of pretending, I hide.
In my dominion of pain.
I am your god, I am your believes.
I control your desire, with my godlike white salted wine.
Behind my mask of pretending, I hide.
In my dominion of pain.
I am the way to the land of your pleasure.
I am the way to your eternal lust.
Metallica - Master of Pupptes.
End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Line of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Master, Master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, Master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
Speak to me!
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending phase, Drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master.
Aborym - Suffer Catalyst.
Betrayal - a lone soldier
Prepared for the last call
Solitude - the highest fate
Conclude everything and all
Death in the wastelands
Herald the last standing
Obey the first born
Our world will be torn
Conflict - a movement of free
Signal the coming
Gratification - a battered fight
I think you better sharpen the knife
Master and Slave
Increase, full on
Stupid or brave
Shrieking
Hardcore - for legends
Rise from ashes
Semigod - end of days
No more praise
Suffer no more
Catalyst for once and for all
Stop dreaming
A will to be free
[Fabban latin chorus:]
Omnia munda mundis
Death in the wastelands
Herald the last standing
Obey the first born
Our world will be torn
Conflict - a movement of free
Signal the coming.
Hypocrisy - All turns black.
[Verse 1]
I've been searching for the peace in my mind
It's nowhere to be found.
Your soul with me
Resting under my skin.
I see no point of living the life I lead
It hurts me too much.
Can you feel what I feel?
It must go deep.
My own soul is my enemy.
[Chorus]
It seems like everything I do just crashes down
It leaves an open scar that I know will never heal.
Broken promises now run through my head
I can't see the future and it all turns black.
[Verse 2]
What's the point of being here
When this whole life is dragging me down?
Is this how we'll be?
I don't want to be part of it.
It must go deep.
My own soul is my enemy.
[Chorus]
It seems like everything I do just crashes down
It leaves an open scar that I know will never heal.
Broken promises now run through my head
I can't see the future. It all turns black.
[Verse 3]
If there's another way
You can live another day
Then you'll know just when pressure's getting stronger.
I can hear voices calling my name
I guess they are over my head.
[Chorus x2]
It seems like everything I do just crashes down
It leaves an open scar that I know will never heal.
Broken promises now run through my head
Skid Row - Wasted time.
You and I together in our lives
Sacred ties would never fray
Then why cant I let myself tell lies
And watch you die every day
I think back to the times
When dreams were what mattered
Tough talking youth naivete
You said you never let me down
But the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation
Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Paranoid delusions they haunt you
Wheres my friend I used to know
Hes all alone
Hes buried deep within a carcass
Searching for a soul
Can you feel me inside your heart
As its bleeding
Why cant you belive you
Cant be loved
I hear you scream in agony
And the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation
Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
You said you never let me down
But the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation
Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind
The sun will rise again
The earth will turn to sand
Creations colors seem to fade to grey
And youll see the sickly hands of time
Will write your final rhyme
And end a memory
I never thought youd let it get
This far, boy