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četvrtak, 20.07.2006.

Chuck Norris

1. Oruzje ne ubija ljude. Chuck Norris ih ubija.

2. Ne postoji teorija evolucije. Samo lista zivotinja kojima Chuck Norris dopusta zivjeti.

3. Glavni izvozni proizvod Chucka Norrisa je bol.

4. Chuck Norris ima dvije brzine. Hodaj, i ubij.

5. Chuck Norris moze zalupiti rotirajucim vratima.

6. Chuck Norris zna zadnju znamenku broja Pi.

7. Chuck Norris je jedini pobjedio zid u stolnom tenisu.

8. Djeca imaju na pidjami lik Supermena. Supermen ima na pidjami lik Chucka Norrisa.

9. Chuck Norris ne moze voljeti. On moze samo neubiti.

10. Chuck Norris ne nosi sat. On sam odlucuje koliko je sati.
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nedjelja, 09.07.2006.

ALICE COOPER-POISON


Your cruel device
Your blood like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you, but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison runnin'thru my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison runnin'thru my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
Poison
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you, but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison runnin'thru my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
Poison
I want to love you, but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison, yeah
I don't want to break these chains Poison, oh no
Runnin'deep inside my veins, Burnin'deep inside my veins
It's poison I don't want to break these chains

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