Svečana zakletva ASS-a
Ka šta san obecala ne znan kome jadan ti je onaj ko ovo cita (sadrzaj teksta je izmisljen i nema nikakve veze sa stvarnim dogadajima-mos mislit)
"Ja _______________ (ime),
obecajem ovdje, ispred gradske zastave Solina-grada da cu prvenstveno svaki tjedan donirati 500 kn našoj organizaciji " Misija za struganje Cecinih CD-ova", po potrebi i drugih nam mrskih pevača.
Također obecajem da cu aktivno sudjelovati u radu nasih misija za upoznavanje nepismenih seljaka na cijelom podrucju Solina nam grada sa blazenstvima rock"n"rolla onima koji ga ne poznaju tj. onima kojima je nasa pomoc najpotrebnija.Dragim nam sugradanima.
Dalje obecajem da cu zivot posvetiti borbi protiv janjetine koja je vrti na raznju nasred ulice nam urbane predivnoga Solina grada. Ona mami seljake nam nemile svojim mrskim nam mirisom i hrskavom svojom kozicom. Ona se zlati. I crveni. Ne volimo je. Valjda.
Obecajem opcenito da cu cijeli mjesec, cim u ruke mi dođe dragi mi crni marker, odano crtati brkove Seki, Mili Kitiću i ostalim nam nemilima po plakatima Solina nam grada.Nakon toga cu sveti marker predati u ruke sljedeceg po redu.
Obecajem, tako ZOF me pomogao.
Potpis:______________________
Pokidano od strane seljaka."
ajme bas je baza premda mi se vise place nego smije bilo mi je dosadno preko vjerica da me vidite znali bi zasto pa san ovo napisala, neman pojma kome se obracan. ZOF je jedan izmisljeni lik. Duga prica...
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
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There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter
And it makes me wonder
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.
