RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD:
THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE
Note: this document is in no way meant as a personal attack on your
religion
If you are easily offended, tough shit! ;-)Taoism - Shit happens.
Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens" .
Calvinism - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Seventh Day Adventist - No shit on Saturdays.
Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism - There's nothing like good shit happening.
Hinduism - This shit happened before.
Mormon - This shit is going to happen again.
Islam - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies - Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism - This shit is good for me.
Protestantism - Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it.
Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism - There's good shit and there's bad shit.
Christian Science - Shit is in your mind.
Atheism - I don't believe this shit.
Existentialism - What is shit anyway?
Nihilism - No shit!
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit.
Church of England - Excrement occurs.
Wicca - Shit happens to be good fertilizer.
Branch Davidianism - This shit really burns me up.
Jim Jones - Drink shit and die.
Schroedingerism - Cat shit does and doesn't happen.
Scientology - Does shit happen? (see page 169)
Televangelism - Send all your money or shit will happen.
Unitarianism - Shit happens; discussion at 2:00 pm.
Apathist - I don't give a shit.
Agnosticism - I don't know shit.
Post je objavljen 14.06.2004. u 23:37 sati.