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We still talk about the family of lesbians that moved in a few years back.

There was the father lesbian, all butch and manly with a bushy beard. And a penis.
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He later shaved the beard but we knew.

Then there was the mother lesbian with her apron and classic female-part-of-the-relationship womanliness.
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Their children, little Todd and Steve, were the worst of all. In the shackles of puberty they ran circles 'round the street, chasing girls with bad intent.
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Needless to say, our fragile moral world, our ethicsphere, crumbled under the weight of the oppressor's womanly boot.
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The "parents" rarely left the house, though their influence did run marathons.
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What were we to do? We set about convincing them of the error of their ways.
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Unwilling to listen, the lesbian family ran from reason and out of Easy Street.
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Sometimes I wonder if that was the right thing to do, scaring them away with threats of arson and slaughter. They were fast critters, those lesbians, so we would've probably had a better chance if we'd snuck up on them while they were fast asleep.
Live and learn.



The moral of this story is:
To forgive is human. To err? Bovine.
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Post je objavljen 02.02.2010. u 21:25 sati.