Pricu o Isusu i caci i materi mu vjerojatno zna cijeli Svijet. A evo kako bi je ispricali odredjeni drustveni elementi u Dublinu. (Oni koji ubiru socijalu i nista ne rade od rodjenja do smrti osim sto se opijaju po cijeli dan. To su oni sto, ako ikad dojete u Dublin, ce vam trebat barem 2 tjedna da skontate sta govore. irci ih zovu Nackers - u slobodnom prevodu Sljam) Dakle:
Dere's dis boord called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin. (Stop laughin'.)
She's not married or nuttin', but she's got dis felleh, Joe, righ'? He does
joinery an' all dah. Mary lives with him in a flah dowwen in Nazareh.
One day, Mary meets dis yungfelleh Gabriel. She's like, "Wha' are you
bleedin' lookin' ah?"
Gabriel just goes, "You're fookin' pregnant, so yeh are".
Mary's scarleh. She gives him a fookin' earful: "Are you bleedin' startin'?
I'm no fookin' sluh. I never bin wih no one!"
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is on a mad buzz, bud. She's filled with spirits - Barcardi Breezers an'
all dah. She sez te Mary, "Ah howeyeh, Mary, I can feel me chisler in me
stummick and I reckon I'm well blessed. Tink of all deh money we'll be
gettin' from deh social."
Mary goes "Yeah, s'pose you're righ'."
Mary an' Joe haven't goh a fookin' bean so dey have to ponce a donkey, an'
go dowwen ta Behlehem on dah.
Dey get to dis boozer an' Mary wants ta stop, yeah? To have her yungfelleh
an' all dah.
But dey won't let dem inta de inn, righ'? So, Mary an' Joe break inta dis
garridge, only it's filled wih animals. Cowiz an' sheep an' all dah.
Den dese tree lads tourn up, lookin' bleedin' rapih, wih crowens on deyre
heads an' all dah'. Dey're like, "Ah Jaysis, howeyeh!" an' say dey're deh
tree wiyiz men from de East Wall (Naselje u Dublinu).
Joe goes, "If you're so bleedin wiyiz, den wha de fook are yiz doin' wih dis
Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why didn't yiz just bring gold, 20 Blue and
Boorberry?"
It's all about ta kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got
anudder message from dis Lord hardchaw.
He's like, "Deh coppers is comin an' dey're killin' all de chislers. Yiz
better fook off ta Egypt."
Joe goes, "You must be fookin' off yer bleedin' rocker if yeh tink I'm goin'
te fookin' Egypt on a fookin' donkey."
Gabriel sez, "Suit yerself, bud. But it's your look out if yeh stay."
So they go dowwen teh Egypt till dey've stopped killin' deh foorst-born an'
all an' annyways it's safe an' dah.
Den Joe and Mary an' Jesus go back to Nazareh, an' Jesus turns water inteh
Dutch Gold (Najjeftinija piva u Irskoj. Ne moze se nac u pubovima).
Post je objavljen 05.07.2006. u 10:37 sati.