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I am my own thief
I come across my neighbour V. he is smoking, moaning and cursing. He is piled high with stuff he is bringing home from the market. I relieve him a little and give back the paper bags while we shuffle towards our street. What the devil are you so piled up with? Well leave me! He says, I went, as usual, by bicycle. My bags are nicely full. And, imagine, I get back to the place and discover that I had lost the key for the bicycle lock… Ah, tricky, and now your bicycle is left locked, no? Well, yes, I’ll be damned! Now I have to borrow the keys from the neighbour or a saw. And that was a good lock, a bugger to saw through! Well, that’s a pain, mate, I said, now you’ll have to steal your own bicycle. He looked at me somewhat surprised: What do you mean? It’s simple. You’ll go like that and cut the cable? I wouldn’t. Do you think they will believe it’s your bicycle? They’ll think you are stealing it. They’ll call the cops on you, too. When you say to them: you know, this is my bicycle, I lost the key. Hehe, I’ve heard that one already, yeah, yeah, sir, come along with us…. V’s spirits fall now: Well, yeah, you’re right… I give him back his bags outside his drive, and V is already planning aloud: I know, I’ll go tonight! Then I will, all cool like, hang around about it…
I didn’t hear the plan because I went off in a fadeout with him. But I think, come on, I wouldn’t be a thief in this country…
22.09.2007. (23:36)
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Ja tako stalno nešto kradem od same sebe, recimo cigarete "od sutra", čokoladu koju sam si zabranila, novce u tajnom pretincu, svoj sam vlastiti lopov...
23.09.2007. (08:15)
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Aahahahahahaaha - fantastično. Hm...znaš...moram ti to nekako reći...bit ću "nježna": ako i ne bi bio sumnjiv da je stvar obavio prema prvotnom planu - sad će svakako biti. Iliti jednostavnije: napravio si od čovjeka lopova. Još jedan dokaz da smo ono što mislimo da jesmo ;))).
23.09.2007. (12:55)
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Vladimir Ordanić
Uzvratni posjet.
Još sam u Šibeniku, pa kao da sam sebi
nisam znan. Tako i pišem.
Ne zamjerite.
Valjda je to tako s pečatima
velikih događaja.
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ludlud
:) Opet on: "uzvrat". Grofe, nije ovo salon. Dođi kako ti srce htjedne, i uživaj u Šibeniku, samo je jedna Uzorita! ;)))
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Vitae...
hahahahah jadan rastresen čovječuljak!
Zlatousti, možda dospije u novine, anonimni susjed;
ti si već pisao o publicitetu!
Javi nam ako ga zgrabi Čovjek-Vadičep!
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Reader
I am my own thief
I come across my neighbour V. he is smoking, moaning and cursing. He is piled high with stuff he is bringing home from the market. I relieve him a little and give back the paper bags while we shuffle towards our street.
What the devil are you so piled up with?
Well leave me! He says, I went, as usual, by bicycle. My bags are nicely full. And, imagine, I get back to the place and discover that I had lost the key for the bicycle lock…
Ah, tricky, and now your bicycle is left locked, no?
Well, yes, I’ll be damned! Now I have to borrow the keys from the neighbour or a saw. And that was a good lock, a bugger to saw through!
Well, that’s a pain, mate, I said, now you’ll have to steal your own bicycle.
He looked at me somewhat surprised:
What do you mean?
It’s simple. You’ll go like that and cut the cable? I wouldn’t. Do you think they will believe it’s your bicycle? They’ll think you are stealing it. They’ll call the cops on you, too. When you say to them: you know, this is my bicycle, I lost the key. Hehe, I’ve heard that one already, yeah, yeah, sir, come along with us….
V’s spirits fall now:
Well, yeah, you’re right…
I give him back his bags outside his drive, and V is already planning aloud:
I know, I’ll go tonight! Then I will, all cool like, hang around about it…
I didn’t hear the plan because I went off in a fadeout with him. But I think, come on, I wouldn’t be a thief in this country…
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Majstorica s mora
Ja tako stalno nešto kradem od same sebe, recimo cigarete "od sutra", čokoladu koju sam si zabranila, novce u tajnom pretincu, svoj sam vlastiti lopov...
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neazess
Aahahahahahaaha - fantastično. Hm...znaš...moram ti to nekako reći...bit ću "nježna": ako i ne bi bio sumnjiv da je stvar obavio prema prvotnom planu - sad će svakako biti. Iliti jednostavnije: napravio si od čovjeka lopova. Još jedan dokaz da smo ono što mislimo da jesmo ;))).
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