your mama so fat
when she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a GameBoy.
NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer.
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid.
she wears an 'H' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her.
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen.
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.
she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, 'Land Ahoy!!!'
when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room.
she hasn't seen her feet for 10 years.
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