Punk's not dead (it just deserves to die)

19.08.2006., subota

Žak

Prije par mjeseci čitao sam neke provale o Žaku. Fakat su ljudi bili domišljati. Onda sam se jednog dana sjetio da sam gledao tu spodobu na dočeku nove i da je fakat bio iritantan te sam odlučio dati svoj skromni doprinos. Evo rezultata višeminutnog truda moje malenkosti:

Kad bi se umjesto nafte salo moglo koristit kao energent Amerikanci bi prvo napali Žaka.
Žakov krevet je unikatan, ima nosivost do 40 tona.
Žak naručuje kavu, čašu vode i žlicu masti.
Svjetski uzgajivači svinja neće propasti dok god je Žak živ tj. gladan.
Svemirci su pokušali laserima oteti Žaka no bio je pretežak.
Žakov želudac može probaviti čak i kamenje.
Veliki dinosauri nisu nestali zbog udara kometa već zato kaj ih je Žak pojeo.
Žak bere cvijeće, ne da ga pokloni ženi već da ga pojede.
Kad Žak leži u bolnici u jednu ruku prima infuziju a u drugu mast.
Žak uopće nije debel, on je samo neugodno popunjen.
Cjelokupna potrošnja mesa u Hrvatskoj: u kontinentalnoj 3%, primorskoj 2%, ostalo pojede Žak.
Žak voli piletinu. Ptičja gripa je samo paravan za nestanak peradi u svijetu.
Žak je ubio najboljeg prijatelja, uzeo mu je batak dok je jeo 26-tog pilića.
Žakov remen ima samo 5 rupica, po jedna svakih 3 metra.
Žak bi jako sličio na Ivanu Kindl, samo da skine 400 kg.
Nekad davno bilo je života, u svemiru ali ga je Žak pojeo.
Svaka 4-ta godina je prijestupna jer je Žak poremetio vrtnju Zemlje oko vlastite osi
Žak je čista domaća atrakcija, iako je mast u njemu iz uvoza.

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punk's not dead it just deserves to die
when it becomes another stale cartoon
a close-minded self-centered social club
ideas don't matter, it's who you know
if the music's gotten boring it's because of the people
who want everyone to sound the same
who drive bright people out of our so-called scene
'til all that's left is just a meaningless fad
hardcore formulas are dogshit
change and caring are what's real
is this a state of mind or just another label?
the joy and hope of an alternative
have become its own cliche
a hairstyle's not a lifestyle imagine Sid Vicious at 35
who needs a scene scared to love and to feel
judging everything by loud fast rules appeal
who played last night? "i don't know, i forgot
but diving off the stage was a lot of fun."

so eager to please peer pressure decrees so eager to please peer pressure decrees
make the same old mistakes again and again chickenshit conformist like your parents

what's ripped us apart even more than drugs
are the thieves and the goddamn liars
ripping people off when they share their stuff
when someone falls are there any friends?
harder core than thou for a year or two
then it's time to get a real job
others stay home it's no fun to go out
when the gigs are wrecked by gangs and thugs
when the thugs form bands look who gets record deals
from new york metal labels looking to scam
who sign the most racist queerbashing bands they can find
to make a buck revving kids up for war
walk tall, act small only as tough as gang approval
unity is bullshit when it's under someone's fat boot
where's the common cause?
too many factions safely sulk in their shells
agree with us on everything or we won't help with anything
that kind of attitude just makes a split grow wider
guess who's laughing while the world explodes
when we're all crybabies who fight best among ourselves

so eager to please peer pressure decrees so eager to please peer pressure decrees
make the same old mistakes again and again chickenshit conformist like your parents

that farty old rock and roll attitude's back
"it's competition, man, we wanna break big."
who needs friends when the money's good?
that's right the '70s are back
cock-rock metal's like a bad laxative
it just don't move me, ya know?
the music's ok when there's more ideas than solos
do we rally need the attitude too?
shedding thin skin too quickly
as a fan it disappoints me
same old stupid sexist lyrics
or is satan all you can think of?
crossover is just another word for lack of ideas
maybe what we need are more trolls under the bridge
will the metalheads finally learn something?
or will the punks throw away their education?
no one's ever the best once they believe their own press
"maturing" don't mean rehashing mistakes of the past

so eager to please peer pressure decrees so eager to please peer pressure decrees
make the same old mistakes again and again chickenshit conformist like your parents

the more things change the more they stay the same
we can't grow when we won't criticize ourselves
the '60s weren't all failure it's the '70s that stunk
as the clock ticks we dig the same hole
music scenes ain't real life they won't get rid of the bomb
won't eliminate rape or bring down the banks
any kind of real change takes more time and work
than changing channels on a tv set

so why are we so eager to please peer pressure decrees so eager to please peer pressure decrees
make the same old mistakes again and again chickenshit conformist like your parents

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