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Your Inner Eye Color Is Blue |
 You've got the personality of a blue eyed women You're intense and expressive - and always on the go You've also got a sweet, playful side - which draws men in |
You Are A Fun Friend |
 You're the one who keeps your group laughing And you've always got an idea for something fun to do The party's not complete without you And you wouldn't miss it for the world |
Your Blog Should Be Yellow |
 You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh. You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link. You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog. |
You Are 9: The Peacemaker |
 You are emotionally stable and willing to find common ground with others. Your friends and family often look to you to be the mediator when there is conflict. You are easy going and accepting. You take things as they come. Avoiding conflict at all costs, you're content when things are calm. At Your Best: You feel connected, trusting, and fulfilled. You feel at peace with your place in the world. At Your Worst: You compromise your values to make sure peace is maintained. You give in to bullies. Your Fixation: Harmony Your Primary Fear: Causing conflict Your Primary Desire: To preserve things as they are Other Number 9's: Marge Simpson, Ronald Reagan, Audrey Hepburn, Jerry Seinfeld, and Abraham Lincoln. |
Your True Love Is a Sagittarius |
 Why you'll love a Sagittarius: Deep and philosophical, you'll love getting lost in hours of conversation with your Sag. Your Sagittarius is curious and adventurous enough to keep you interested... not an easy task! Why a Sagittarius will love you: You're passionate about a few important issues, a kind of depth that Sagittarius finds very attractive. You're outgoing, flexible, and up for almost anything. You and your Sag will have tons of adventures together. |
You Go For Brains! |
 You want a guy with a big... brain. And of course it would be nice if he were a total hottie, but you're not counting on it. What's on the inside is what counts for you. (Besides, you can always change the outside later!) |
You Are a Night Person |
 For you, there's nothing worse than having to get up and moving early. In fact, you probably don't hit your peak until well after the sun has set. So if your struggling to make it on a normal schedule, realize it's not your fault. You just weren't meant to do anything during the day! |
You Are 70% Normal |
 Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! |
You Would Choose Love |
 Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. |
The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to obedience and warmth. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything! You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
Your Life is Better Than 58% of All People |
 Your life is pretty average, with lots of normal ups and downs. You're on the way to having a better life, as long as you focus on what's really important. Remember to take the time to do the things that you like best, and let the little things slide. No one on their deathbed ever wished that they spent more time worrying or complaining! |
You're a Part Time Maneater |
 While you're not a black widow, you've definitely left a few guys feeling used and abused. You're only out for fun, but sometimes you get a little carried away with your flirting. Cute guys tend to make you lose control. You really can't help it! You're a good girl at heart... you just can't help but let your bad girl side out sometimes! |
The Recipe For Mia |
 3 parts Creativity 2 parts Imagination 1 part Mania Splash of Laughter Finish off with an olive |
You are Totally Realistic |
 "Romance" means you're about to roll your eyes Seriously, you can do without the sap or drama Save it for someone who has nothing really going on in their relationship For you, love is real - and easily integrated into your life You don't need candles, flowers, or chocolates to know he's the one Just some stimulating conversation... and maybe a great smile. |
Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is |
 Crazy by Gnarls Barkley "I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that phase Even your emotions had an echo In so much space" |
Your Kisses Are Medium-Hot |
 Your kisses are definitely sexy, but you're not about to make anyone gasp for air. You take it slow and steady... and you ramp things up when you get the right signals. Your kissing style is adaptable and adept. And people who kiss you love it! |
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine |
 You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you. Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party. Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! At your best: You're confident, euphoric, and feel like you're on top of the world. What people like about being around you: You're intense and overpowering. What people dislike about being around you: You can be arrogant... and a bit of a jerk. How addicted people get to you: Incredibly addictive. And hanging around with you isn't cheap! |
Your Learning Style: Curious and Brilliant |
 You are a very abstract learner. You can grasp even the most complex theories. You Should Study: Astronomy Biology Chemistry Computer Science Linguistics Mathematics Philosophy Physics Psychology |
..Ja jako volim kad mi netko popuje jer nisam dosad napisala post o njima..
Neki dan me to frendica zamolila i ja sam joj odlucila udovoljiti. Ali necu ja biti kriva kad bude morala hodati gradom s kartonom na glavi.... 
... Moja draga frendica nazovimo ju Vale (necu rec pravo ime)....
... Ima pun kurac nadimaka: seljakuša, valka profesionalka, mala chichi,.... Ona je veoma drazesna curica od 15g koja voli piti krv... Ima cak 178 cm sto je dovoljno da me vrat zaboli kad pricam s njom... 
...Decki zao mi ja ali Vale je sretno zauzeta s momkom... Nazovimo ga Tedi (nije pravo ime)... Jako romantican par: cesto se tucu, namjeravaju osnovati trgovinu sa sado mazo rekvizitima.... Nije li to slatko???
..... Jako vrijedna riba: osim sta ide u razred samnom i slusa moje bedastoce , ona pjeva u metalnom bendu.... I to ne na playback!!....
...Ali priznaje da u trenucima slabosti poslusa "Mini Suknju" i "Aspirin"....
.... Dio njenog šarma je to sto je zapetljala kosu u dredove (nije joj se dalo cesljat)... sad joj kosa ima "zanimljiv" miris ... U njoj nalazi svakave interesantne stvarcice od muha, peruti, cigareta do čarapa, bokserica, jucerasnjeg rucka itd...
...za 10g se vidi u dve varijante : kao maserka na praksi masira mišicave decke (to se zovu mokri snovi) ili kao ludakinja koja pali jednu za drugom i dovikuje gluposti ljudima na cesti (to se zove realna prognoza)
Jos par zanimljivih sranja:
- nevoli se suncat u toplesu citiram: " samo jedna osoba moze gledati moje bozanstvene grudi"
- nevoli lance srece 
-omiljeno pice: bambus i medica 
- nema nista protiv eksperimentiranja s biseksualnosti (nemozes protiv sebe)
- bend joj se zove "Scream"
- omiljene pjesme: KORN- here to stay i BOB MARLEY - i shot the sheriff 
-napisala mi je i omiljene rijeci iz pjesama ali mi se ne da pisat
-nevoli misicave decke 
-vrhunac literature joj je knjiga o prdezu koju je napisala cura koja je tad isla u treći osnovne (nije bitno koja) 
Ovo je njezina jebozovna slika... kad ostavi decka pored nje ce pisati broj mobitela i msn (dam vam ga i sad uz odgovarajucu cijenu)
...SVAKA SLICNOST SA STVARNIM OSOBAMA I DOGADAJIMA JE "SLUCAJNA" ...
... Cinjenica je: na satu je dosadno!! ... i on sta da ja jadna radim kad ne meljem s frendicama i kad se desi da sjedim sama.... pa pocnem smisljat debilna pitanja na koja nemogu na odgovor pa evo u ovih devet godina provedenih u (m)ucinocama odlucila sam objavit kolekciju iz pun kurac biljeznica pa ako imate odgovore slobodno napisite u komentaru:
??Zašto žene ne mogu staviti maskaru zatvorenih usta??
?
??Zašto je riječ "skraćenica" tako dugačka??
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??Zašto ne postoji hrana za mačke s okusom miša??
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??Zašto je igla koju upotrebljavaju za eutanaziju sterilna??
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??Zašto uvijek jače pritišćemo tipke daljinskog kad su baterije skoro ;ispražnjene??
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??Zašto piloti kamikaze nose kacige??
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??Ako želim kupiti novi boomerang, kako da se riješim starog??
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??Zašto prodavaone otvorene 24 sata na dan imaju brave i lokote??
?
NADOPUNA NADOPUNA
Evo jedan dobar:
Mladic stoji u redu u supermarketu kad spazi
>> > zanosnu plavusu iza njega
>> > kako mu mase i smije se.
>> >
>> > Iznenadio se da mu mase takva ljepotica, i iako
>> > mu se odnekud cinila
>> > poznatom, nije imao pojma odakle, pa je upita:
>> > "Oprostite, mi se znamo?"
>> >
>> > Ona mu odgovori: "Mozda se varam, ali mislim da
>> > ste vi otac jednog
>> > mojeg djeteta!"
>> >
>> > Film mu se odvrti unatrag na zgodu kad je jedan
>> > jedini put bio nevjeran:
>> >
>> > Rekao je: "Boze, jeste vi striptizeta s moje
>> > momacke veceri, koju sam
>> > pred svim kompicima sevio na biljarskom stolu,
>> > dok me je vasa frendica
>> > mlatila po guzi mokrim celerom i gurala mi
>> > krastavac u šupak?
Ne - odgovori ona. Ja vasem sinu predajem engleski.
... Aj em bek... Vratila se ja u srijedu iz Rijeke... Bilo je ono....Iskustvo hmmm...
...Tek drugi dan pocela akcija prvi dan nis posebno... U pet ujutro me sestra probudila tako da mi je zabila iglu u ruku.... I kaze mi kao : Mala dizi se sad moras po hodniku setat 4 sata.... Ja ono ok i krenem hodat... Sta sam ja znala je mislila da sanjam ili nes.... Izgledala sam ko baltazar s mp3 i podocnjacima.....
...Nekako sam to prezivila i onda me sjednu i pocnu vadit krv... Prva, druga i nakraju pet bocica me ispraznili... Pa mi stavili neku mašinu koja mi stalno mjerila tlak... I ja tako ko mljeveno meso mjesecarim do kreveta...
.... I ja u horizontali nekih sat-dva i onda mi doso Adrian u posjetu... I tak mi sjednemo uz obalu... Mene ulovila kriza ali srceko moje donio cigare i zaboravio upaljac... Pa smo isli po stijenama i moru i grmlju dok nismo stigli do bauštele di grade neki bazen.... A ja s tim tlakomjerom i u klompama.... Sve za upaljac.... I kad smo nakraju jedva nasli baustelca koji pusi krenemo mi nazad do bolnice.... Malo sprdali penzice i tak... Onda se vratila u sobu i on otiso.....
.... Cijelu je jebenu noc nisam spavala jer je neka faking beba vristala ko da je deru.... Bila sam metar od zivcanog.... Stojim sva ukomirana do krevetica , davim plisanog medu i gledam to gadno dijete (stvarno odvratna beba) i režim.....
.... U srijedu bilo boring dok mi Ado nije doso s Karmen... Uspijeli smo rasplakat cak 2 bebe.... Pa isli u setnju tj. potjerali nas iz bolnice i Hell dosla s nama (cure pozzz vas drago mi sta sam vas upoznala).... I onda sam krenula doma....
NADOPUNAAAA
...Dok nisam mogla spavat dosla mi ideja da uzmem klijesta i izvadim jajnike.. I onda sam se malo zamislila i skuzila da ne bi tila imat dicu nego samo unuke.... Zato:
PITANJE PITANJE
...Je moguce nemat djecu a imat unuke???...
EVO VAM I VIDEO DOBRO SAM RASPOLOZENA
....A ljudi evo mene... trebala sam se prije javit ali mi se nije dalo pisat post....
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...Ugl... Ovaj cetvrtak dignem se u 6 ujutro... A trebala sam u Rijeku kod neke doktorice.... I tako ja se probudim i krenemo mi u auto ja i stara... 
... Tako se mi vozile sat vremena kroz maglu a ostalo vise-manje ok... to sta me zacudilo je da su ljudi budni!!!... Covjece ja mislila da u 6 ujutro cijeli svijet spava i cuga... Ato ono pravi ljudi sredeni, spremni za obaveze.... .....
...Dodemo mi tamo ko mumije u onu bolnicu ne znamo di cemo, sta cemo.... nakraju cekali u redu pol sata i poslali me vadit krv i pisat u casu, izmjerili tlak i ostala sranja... Onda dodemo cekat i ovi nam kazu da se tamo inace do 11 ceka... A ja u 8 bila narucena...
..Al dobro ajde smo isle kafic trazit i nasle ga nakon 2 km... I vratile se mi u 11 i vidimo mi svi jos cekaju red.... I onda smo otisle se najest...
...Nakraju ova dosla u 12 i po i jedan popodne smo dosli na red... Ja sam popizdila, stara me drzala da ne udem unutra jebat sve po spisku....
.... Dodem ja unutra ova mi nes fura ovo ono mjeri mi tlak i nakraju mi tlak ispao full visok....ko zna zastoooooo....
....Al sve u svemu je ok ispalo jer sam isla posilje u soping i kupila sam kilo dobroh stvari.... Medu njima prsten raspolozenja....Ma stvar je prejebena.... To stavim na prst i mijenja boju po mom raspolzenju
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....Probajte nabavit obv....
...A kad sam dosla doma sam bila u horizontali starci su me probudili jer su mislili da sam mrtva
....I tako sad cu bit u bolnici od ponedeljka do srijede.... ono imam za radit pretrage...I kad se vratim bilo bi ljiepo da vidim puno komentara
...Ugl pozzz posvuduse, Martinu, Marinu i ostale...
PITANJE PITANJE
Zas te doktor naruci u osam ujutro ak ce te primit u jedan popodne??:
NADOPUNAA
Fjaka- Psihofizicko stanje prilikom teznje ni za cime. Ucestala je greska zamijeniti fjaku s lijenoscu. Za razliku od ove potonje, fjaka je uzviseno stanje uma i tijela kojem tezi cijelo covjecanstvo. Dok u Indiji i drugdje fjaku postizu dugogodisnjim izgladnjivanjem i meditacijom, u Dalmaciji ona je jednostavno Bozji dar.
....Budite zdravi da se ne morate dizat u 6 ujutro..... I kad morate inace NEMOJTE.....
