Vic je stari, ali kako bih vam pojasnila naslov evo ga..
Regrutira UN nove vojnike i prijavili se Amerikanac, Nijemac i Kinez...I tako počne testiranje, stali oni ispred neke sume i gospodin iz UN-a Nijemcu:"German boy, go and bring us some woods". Otrči on u šumu i eto ga za 10 minuta s granama i kladama. Nakon toga obrati se Amerikancu: "Yankee, go and bring us some water" i poslije pola sata vraća se Amerikanac, nosi pune čuture vode. Na kraju:"Chinese boy, go and bring us some supplies!" Ode Kinez, al' ga nema sat, dva, pet...Ostali pođoše u šumu potražiti ga i taman malo zagazili kad iz žbunja izleti Kinez i zaurla: SUPLAAAAAAAAJZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac , the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
