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Potrosene su na MMORPG-ove. Ne, ne potrosene. Ne bi ih mijenjala. Bile su prekrasne. Iako su mi ostetile malo ovakav socijalni zivot, o pogledu na ljude da ne pricam- ne bi ih mijenjala. Upoznala sam svoga velikog brata koji mi je otvorio oci, seksualnog manijaka koji me je slusao kad mi je trebalo i vice versa [GW] i jednu kravu koji me je uvijek mogao nasmijati WoW]. Dvije godine vec igram Guild Wars. Tocno i jos 6 dana. Ukupno vise od 1300 sati. A za WoW ne znam. Nikad on nece biti kao GW, iako se i sad on vuce na WoW. Ali prekrasno je gledati igru kako raste, razvija se, dobiva noobove, nezrele igrace, gledati starije kako ih kradu i smijati se kad u trejdu napisu DONT TRUST XXX HES A CHEATER IMMA REPORT YOU!.. da odlazim s teme XD...
Uglavnom ovo su neke glupe izjave kojih se mogu sada sjetiti. O situacijama da ne pricam [striptiz u guild hallu CroMa za 200g [''Kako to mislis 200g za majcu, prije je bilo sve!'' ''Suti i placaj!'' u GWu pa do plesanja goli u Barrensu u WoWu.]..

GW TS
''Trci trci trci.... DESNO DEBILU!''
''Mitja skini gace i dodi ovdje primi me za guz.''
''U tom grmu lezi slon!''
''Kakve to veze ima sa slonovima i sirom?''
''Ma daaaaaj kakav HIM sa tim suicidal break my heart forama i sve curice skacu oko njega i..'' [27-godisnjak ATM]

Me: ANd i live next to a dormitory, you cant imagine the horrors i've seen! AND THEY DONT HAVE CURTAINS, they dont have curtaaaaains...
Mozzie: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU.. *logs off*


FAMOZNA AKCIJA ''Dajmo da ascendaju'' XDXD ... .. [sjecate se akcije Dajmo da cujU? hehe.. to je tad bilo..] ..

Gomila stvari koje se sad ne sjecam jer su bile prije vise od godinu dana, ali znam da me bolio trbuh od smijeha i da sam isla u pet ujutro spavati samo zato da bi bili na Tsu. I sha bude? On se zeni, ovaj studira.. Pozdravi preko msn-a za engleza. Vrijeme za drugu ovisnost.


WoW
/2 Trade WTF ''Goblin engineer.''
''Find or fuck mate?''
''You sick person.''

LFP WC!
I'd go to the wc with you anyday... [muski]

/1 general Why doesnt anybody like me?
Cause you're an ugly filthy blood elf.
Yeah well look at yourself!
I think I look beautiful, and people like me.
Yeah.. well I have skin!

''Sit the siny shark is now recruting! We have a tabard and jobs.''
''Sexual jobs?''

''Sha meni pise ispod imena uvijek me to zanimalo.'' Guild Dani, guild XD.

/guild
Me:'' So you suggest I go play for the other team?''
Sok:'' Theres another team?''
Ezri:'' Yeah the Alliance.'' XD

Me: *cries on his hairy shoulder*
Des: Shaving now! Meterosexual cow coming through!

Max: Should I go kill that elf that killed me?
Sok: Go for death and glory! [Your death, and our glory!].

Fwame: Whats dead? The elite?
Sok: The gorilla.. It owned me.
Fwame: LOL.

/general randomorcnumberone: '' SPEAK ENGLISH YOU BALKAN FREAKS!''

Tauren belfu: You look like a forest pixie!
Belf taurenu: You like my dad and he havent had a haircut in 20 years!
Tauren meni: You look like a corpse they forgot to bury.
Undead taurenu: You look like a cow that went wrong!
Ja taurenu: Freak of nature! Mooooo...
Tauren [lvl 56]: And you all look like you're going to die if i click on hearthstone!
Wailing Caverns nakon sat vremena je naprosto divna stvar.

Me: Come on those venomfangs are spitting on us!
Arlethvaan: Well spit back!
*Arlethvaan spits on Deviate Wenomfang.*
ROFL.

Omegadeus: Stej avej from da vuduu, mon.

TrOOls are noobs and orcs got boobs...

*pricaju o Bogu te religiji opcenito* Ovo je stvarno istina lol.
Orcyeoo: Its a disturbing thought that all these people have an imaginary friend they talk to.

Me: Holy crap xr just got cleared! Im stunned.
Des: The awesome result of 40 scrawny guys pressing the w key at the same time.

Sok: Hey azra are you a girl?
Des: Who? Me? Sorry.. dejavu.

/y
COME!
WHERE?
HERE!
I CAN'T GO THERE!
[belf intelekt me uvijek zapanjuje uvijek].

Walk walk walk
Walk through the barrens
Dead woman walking!

*tauren prica o tome da is lvl 40 usao u wsg i svi kazu da uzme screen i posalje nam, a on pita kako i ja mu objasnjavam sha je paint i kako da anm posalje preko msn-a*
/wBucko[voda guilda, drugi tauren]: Ja bih volio da meni netko enchanta mozak kao njemu!
me: Enchanting mu je sigurno 375.

*belf u onim kraaaaatkim hlacama koje su seksi na zenama ali NE NA MUSKIMA!*
Moose: Cant be enything but comfy in em.
Me: Can be gay for sure.

*Halloween, the Headless Horseman hunt*
randombelfnumbertwo: Oh NO LORD VOLDEMORT HAS COME BACK!

I par klasika:
What is the molten licker what gets you drunken quicker what comes in bottles or in cans? SW ALE!

Jingle bells undead smells, tauren laid an egg, trools are noobs and orcs got boobs and blood elves are just gay! Hey!

I'm a little dwarf short and stout. Heres my hammer. Heres my mount if i see a horde i scream and shout, hide behind my shield and hearthstone out.

Sokaris [lvl 32 undead priest], Deselby [lvl 70 tauren druid] .. thank you for staying true.

GW Crew: Necro Sumoner, necro, Shae Uhr, warrior, Mozzie Firefox, elementalist, Wednesday Fourteen, necro friends forever, or at least for the past few years ;].

Post je objavljen 30.11.2007. u 22:08 sati.