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sprdat se,glazbu,decke,rolanje,
ma sve ja skoro volim... ;)
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owo sam lapila s martininog bloga...a jbg...sorry tina,ma neljutis se jel?smijeh

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Vermillion (Pt. 2)
By Slipknot
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SLIKA IL ANIMACIJA (sta god bilo)
KOJA ME JAKOOO NERVIRA
(pogledajte mal duze te miseve,majmune,
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martinica....ma odlicna cura,super blog...sve naj



mia,ma ljubaf moa,hehe...super blog,ma sve naj



matea,super cura,super blog, ma isto sve naaaj



mirna...isto svee naj



chester...super decko...ma sve naj



silvija...cura iz a razz...zakon



maja bubanj...maaa slatkica moa...lolim i nju...hehe,ma sve naj



anjica moa...b.f.f. ...joj lolim i nju...sve naaaaaj



nina...suuuuper cura...slatica...sve naj



magdalena - cura iz a razz....sveee najjjj



komusanka...



mijic... ma ok je... nekad zna pretjerat,al sve u svemu ispraavn... :)



toni.... decko iz razz... ma spaljen do boli...



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Dina... bwahahha...divne li slikee...bang
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Anjica...ma THE BEST my b.f.f. ...
lolim ja nju jaakoo - a ona jaakoo voli toma yes
ma sjuper je ona
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Droljis tj. Doris wink ...ma kjut...smokinparty
ludacha moja...metalka...ma BEST
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Ana Gubo...ma slatkica
kiss
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JA I ANJA .... b.f.f. .... kjuuut slikaaa - al bolja je kad ju povecate :):
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ma Silvija luda do boli...
lolim ja i njuyes
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Calo...ma opaljen...trenira plivanje...kjut
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moa sestricna...ma obozavam jukiss


ja...


opet calo...mmmwink


Keka (Kristina)... ma sve naj...spaljena...i nju lolimkiss
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JA ... mal sam se popela gore na prozor u sk. wc-u ... kao sad sam luda...rofl
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MIRTA & MARTINA...isto kjuut...
naughty
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IVA...ma luuudaaakiss


KEKA(KRISTINA) & ANA njih 2 su b.f.f. ma suuuatkooo kiss


KIXXXA IZ MOG RAZZ...MA LUUUUDAAAAAAAAA....yes


TONI...decko iz razz...ma luud jenut....thumbup


opet CALO...bwahahah koa slika...rofl
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DUNJA & ANJA ... luuudeeeeeeeee kiss
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EDIT & MARTINA...kjuuut kiss
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MAJA...ma isto ljubaf moa...heheh...suuuper curakiss
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JA..u skolskom wc-u...bwahahahah...
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VRANA I TONI...ma ludiiii...super su...thumbup
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CHESTER & NINA...ma super su obadvoje... partythumbup
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VALENTINA...luuuudaaaa do boliii ...kiss
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MATIJA & MONA...slika u fizici...a ludi su oni...
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moja ruka...eek al nie to pravno,bwahahha...to kad je bio onaj svjetski da prve pomoci su mi to stavili...kao nie ludo???
-al jos je bolje izgledalo uzivo!!!
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MARIJANA,KIXXXA I MATEJA ...superrr cure iz mog razz...sveee naj
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IVANA I MONA...svaka na svoj nacin...bwahahah...ma super su...
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KIXXXA.... legendaa.... kiss ma spaljenaaa, volim ja nju....
(ovo je slika sa zadnjeg dana 7 razz.;
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DIANA & DROLJIS ... b.f.f. .... ma spaljeeeneeee...
metallica rulzzzthumbup .... ma volim i njih kiss
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KOMUSANKA ... luuudaaa.... vodi ritmiku...
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LARA - jopijev pas... kao nije suuuatkaaaa;
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Pita jedna djevojčica jednog dječaka:
"Jesi li zaljubljen u mene?",
on reče: "Ne."
Ona upita: "Jesam ti lijepa?",
on kaže: "Ne."
Onda ga upita: "Jesam li u tvom srcu?"
On reče: "Ne."
Ona upita: "Bi li zamnom zaplakao?"
On reče: "Ne."
Kad djevojčica tužno krenula da ode... dječak reče:
"Ja nisam zaljubljen u tebe,ja te volim. Ti mi nisi lijepa, ti si
mi prelijepa. Ti nisi u mom srcu, ti si moje srce. Ja
neću za tobom zaplakati... ja ću za tobom umrijeti!!!

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Rihanna-Unfaitful

Story of my life,
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me...
Sorrow in my soul,
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company...

He's more than a man,
And this is more than love,
The reason that the sky is blue...
But clouds are rolling in,
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true...

And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy....
I can see him dying...

I don't wanna do this anymore,
I don't wanna be the reason why...
Everytime I walk out the door,
I see him die a little more inside...
I don't wanna hurt him anymore,
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer...

I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well

Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

Our love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore
Uh
Anymore (anymore)

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
And I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer (a murderer)

No no no no

Yeah yeah yeah

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SIMPLE PLAN-welcome to my life

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life




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K.CLARKSON-because of you


I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself
Cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake
A smile, a laugh everyday of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I try my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid
Because of you



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EVANESENCE-bring me to life

How can you see into my eyes
like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I’ve become so numb
without a soul
my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there
and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and
save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

Now that I know what I’m without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

Bringme to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

(Bring me to life)
I’ve been living a lie, there’s nothing inside
(Bring me to life)



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groove coverage-POISON

Your cruel device
your blood, like ice
One look, could
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
I don't wanna play these games

(I wanna love you but I,but I better not)

Poison

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't wanna touch you but you're under my skin
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
I don't wanna break these chains



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Indira Radić-Bio si mi drag

Koliko puta moram da ti kazem
kojim tonom i koliko glasno
da si svoju propustio sansu
da na nasem satu pise kasno

Ne padaj na kolena
nemoj da se trudis
i ne kupuj poklone
znam ja sta ti nudis

Jeftine skupe sitnice
i pocepane razglednice
kisne kapi sa ulice
polovne olovne snove
i brodove sto nikuda ne plove

Ref. 2x
Bio si mi sve, glavni lik iz serije
ja devojcica koja u sve veruje
bio si mi drag
sad od tebe ne vidim ni trag

Bio si mi sve, glavni lik iz serije
ja devojcica koja u sve veruje
idi bilo kom
ja cu od sad terati po svom

Koliko puta moram da ti kazem
ni iz besa niti iz inata
da ti ovde vise nije mesto
i da takvih imam kao blata



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slipknot - wait and bleed


I felt the Hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear that stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear that stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.

Goodbye!

I wipe it off the tile, the light is brighter this time
Everything is 3D blasphemy
My eyes are red and gold, the air is standing straight up
This isn't the way I picture me
I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here?
Something about this, is very wrong
I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?

I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear that stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

Get outta my head cause I don't need this
Why didn't I see this?
I'm a victim Manchurian candidate
I have sinned by just
Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away!

I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear that stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear that stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.

Goodbye!

You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
The flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free
You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
The flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free

I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear that stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleed
I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear that stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.

AND I WAIT FOR YOU!



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butre (bwahahahah):



tool - vicarious

I own the tv
Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
Killed by the husband
Drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son he used to poison

And in his dream
He kissed him goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies

Don't look me at like I am a monster
Frown out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie into the TV
Stare like a zombie

While the mother holds her child
Watches him die
Hands to the sky crying
Why, oh why?

Cause I need to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie

Why can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
Were writers the stories told
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing

I need to watch things die
From a good safe distance
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
You all feel the same, so

Why can't we just admit it?

Blood like rain come down
Drawn by grave and mound

Part vampire
Part warrior
Carnivore and voyeur
Still have the transmitter
Sink to the death rattle

La, la, la, la, la, la-la-lie

Credulous at best
Your desire to believe in
Angels in the hearts of men
But pull your head on out
Your head please
And give a listen
Shouldn't have to say it all again

The universe is hostile, so impersonal
Devour to survive so it is,
So it's always been

We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire

Vicariously I...
Live while the whole world dies
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metallica - whiskey in the jar

As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and money he was counting
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said "stand and deliver or the devil he may take you"

yeah

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money, yeah, and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she loved me, no, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman, yeah, for you know she tricked me easy

Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Taking Molly with me, but I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven, yeah, in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired my pistols, and I shot him with both barrels, yeah

Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da, yeah-yeah
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Yeah, whiskey
Yo-ooh, whiskey

Yo-ooh, yeah-ee-yeah, ooh
Yo-oo-oo-ooh, yeah

Now some men like the fishing and some men like the fowling
And some men like to hear, to hear the cannonball a-roaring
Me I like sleeping, especially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah

Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da, yeah-yeah
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o, yeah

Whiskey in the jar-o, yeah

Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da, hey
Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da, yeah


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Kako ubit dosadu u liftu

1. Kada je pored tebe samo jedna osoba, lupni je po leđima pa se pravi da nisi ti.

2. Pritisni gumb i pravi se da te udarila struja.

3. Zadrži vrata otvorena i reci da čekaš prijatelja. Par sekundi kasnije zatvori vrata (praveći se da je netko ušao) i kaži: "E,di si buraz, šta ima..."

4. Ponesi foto-aparat i slikaj sve prisutne.

5. Pravi se da si steward. Prisutnima objasni postupak u slučaju opasnosti i na kraju im poželi sretan put.

6. Kad se vrata zatvore kaži prisutnima: "Bez panike, opet će se otvoriti."

7. Lupaj glavom o zid i viči: "Umuknite svi! Ušutite već jednom!"

8. Simuliraj zvukove eksplozije svaki put kad netko pritisne gumb.

9. Cerekaj se i bulji u nekog putnika,a onda mu debilnim glasom kaži: "Imam nove čarapeeee..."

DOBRU ZABAVU VAM ŽELIM


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U SVIJETU : Dragi kolega, dugo se nismo vidjeli!
KOD NAS : Di si, pizda ti materina!

U SVIJETU : Gospodin je vrlo obrazovan.
KOD NAS : On je peder.

U SVIJETU : Mislim, da niste dobro sagledali sve aspekte ugovora.
KOD NAS : Jebem te corava.

U SVIJETU : Mora da se salite.
KOD NAS : Seres

U SVIJETU : Ne, nikako niste u pravu.
KOD NAS : Pusi kurac.

U SVIJETU : Informacija koju imate, ne odgovara cinjenicnom stanju.
KOD NAS : Jedes govna.

U SVIJETU : Vasa sekretarica je vrlo simpaticna.
KOD NAS : Jel' jebes ti to?

U SVIJETU : Prijatno.
KOD NAS : Disi malo.

U SVIJETU : Koju funkciju gospodin ima u firmi?
KOD NAS : Koji je on kurac?

U SVIJETU : Trenutno nismo zainteresovani za reklamu.
KOD NAS : Koji ce mi kurac reklama.

U SVIJETU : Smatram da njegovo misljenje ne treba uvazavati.
KOD NAS : Ko ga jebe.

U SVIJETU : Ovaj projekt je lako ostvariv.
KOD NAS : To je pickin dim.

U SVIJETU : Ovo je nemoguce.
KOD NAS : Moze, al' u kurcu.

U SVIJETU : Nismo u mogucnosti da vam
damo robu na odlozeno placanje.
KOD NAS : Dam ti kurac na odlozeno.

U SVIJETU : Taj zakon ne treba uvazavati.
KOD NAS : Jebo zakon.

U SVIJETU : Konacno!
KOD NAS : Fala kurcu.

U SVIJETU : Trenutno nasa firma ne stoji bas najbolje.
KOD NAS : U govnima smo do guse.

U SVIJETU : Gospodin je veoma oprezan pregovarac.
KOD NAS : Teraj ga u picku materinu.

U SVIJETU : Zasto odbijate daljnju saradnju.
KOD NAS : Koji ti je moj.

U SVIJETU : Razvoj situacije na trzistu nam ne ide na ruku.
KOD NAS : E, do kurca.

U SVIJETU : Gospoda su veoma utjecajna.
KOD NAS : Sve moj do moga.

U SVIJETU : On nema puno utjecaja.
KOD NAS : Moze da mi popusi.

U SVIJETU : Hvala!
KOD NAS :(Izraz kod nas ne postoji).


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Kad vas policija idući put zaustavi...

...probajte neke od ovih stvari:

1. Pitaj ga možeš li vidjeti njegov pištolj.
2. Ako ne da, nego te pita zašto, reci da hoćeš vidjeti je li veći
od tvojega.
3. Pitaj ga gdje je dobio takvu ludu odjeću.
4. Pitaj ga da li ti posudi svoj kostim.
5. Pretvaraj se da si peder i pitaj ga hoće li izaći s tobom.
6. Ako kaže ne, počni plakati.
7. Ako kaže da, prijavi ga nadređenima.
8. Ako te hoće pregledati i kaže da moraš raširiti noge, reci mu da te ne zanima.
9. Reci mu da ti se sviđaju muškarci u uniformi.
10. Potkupi ga slatkišima.
11. Probaj istovremeno s njim reći: "Dobro večer gospodine, vozačku i prometnu molim."
12. Ako ti da nešto za potpisati, prvo se počeši po guzici pa onda uzmi njegovu olovku u ruku.
13. Ako ti da kemijsku u ruke, skrivaj je, rastavi i izvadi uložak.
14. Pitaj ga ima li kćerku. Ako da, reci mu da ti je poznato njegovo prezime.
15. Nek ti sve objasni dvaput.
16. Ponovi potiho sve što on kaže.
17. Pričaj sam sa sobom.
18. Probaj mu prodati svoj auto.
19. Pitaj ga, hoće li ti prodati svoj auto.
20. Ako te hoće voditi u policijsku postaju, pitaj možeš li ti sjediti
naprijed.
21. Ako moraš sjediti straga, probaj ga pipkati po glavi kroz rešetku.
22. Prije nego krenete provjeri jeste li svi vezani.
23. Brzo uzmi limenku piva i otvori prije nego dođe do tvojega auta.
24. Nek ti pridrži pivo dok tražiš dokumente.
25. Reci mu barem dvaput da prtljažnik ne treba pregledavati.
26. Pitaj ga je li on jedan od Village People i pitaj gdje su ostali.
27. Pitaj ga je li ikad ubio čovjeka.
28. Ako odgovori da, pitaj je li to bilo na poslu.
29. S osmjehom na odlasku mu reci: "Pozdravi ženu i moju djecu"
30. Drži gajbu piva na suvozačkom sjedalu, naravno, vezanu.
31. Kad mu pružaš vozačku, uvali unutra mito od 2 lipe.
32. Pitaj ga ako moraš puhati, hoće li prije dezinficirati svoju zviždaljku
33. Glumi da ne možeš otkopčati pojas, pa ga zamoli da ti pomogne. Ako on lud to i učini, pa kaže; eto uopće nije bio blokiran, reci da to nije remen na koji si mislio.
34. Reci da ti se zablokirao volan. Pa ga pitaj jel on zna spojit
žice da se upali auto bez ključa i otključa volan.
35. Ako je večer, stavi sunčane naočale. Ak pita da ih skineš, reci da imaš ružne podočnjake nakon tuluma.
36. Dok kopaš po pretincu, ponudi ga upotrijebljenom pepermint žvakom i pitaj jel treba rabljene baterije za svoju svjetleću lizalicu.
37. U prometnoj drži upakirani prezervativ. Ak pita zašto to, reci da ne ideš u promet bez zaštite.
38. Kad ti se približi, uključi brisač zadnjeg stakla. Ak te traži da
isključiš, pitaj ga hoće li ti on onda tjerat muhe s dupeta.
39. Kad te pita imaš li vozačku, pravi se da ne čuješ dobro, pa kad se približi da ti ponovi, reci; digresija gospodine, morate pit
kvalitetnije vino. Od ovog vam smrdi iz usta na kilometar.
40. Kad vas zaustavi odma recite da niste vi i da vas je cinkao pravi krivac.
41. Pitaj kak to da neki policajci imaju bijele rukavice/narukvice i
pokrivala za kape, a neki ne drže do higijene i jel to onda kažnjivo?
42. Prvu pomoć izvadi iz kutije i drži u korištenom papirnatom
škarniclu iz mesnice.
43. Ako imaš električne podizače stakla, dok ti priča, igraj se njima pa se pohvali: "A jeste vidli? Bez ruku! A da samo vidite automatski servo volan!"
44. Pitaj ga da ti objasni kad je već tu, kako to, da ti škrguće
mjenjač kad 'oćeš prebaciti u Reli brzinu?
45. Kad te zaustavi, pitaj jel može samo trenutak pričekati, da se ideš pomokriti.
46. Ne stišavaj glazbu i reci da su novi tapecirungi u vratima zbog novih zvučnika, a ne zbog šverca droge od prošli tjedan.


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SPRDNJE NA RACUN ŽAKA: ludwinkroflsmijeh

Titanic je potonuo jer se zabio u Žaka dok se ovaj izležavao na vodi.
Žak je privlačan samo gravitaciji.
Da je Žak avion bio bi Jumbo Jet.
Žak ima svoj poštanski broj.
Žak se vidi na satelitu.
Kad Žak skače bungee, ide ravno u pakao.
Sliku Žaka možete vidjeti u časopisu na stranici 4, 5, 6, 7 i 8
Žaku su krafne tic-tac.
Žak napuni kadu, i onda pusti vodu.
Žak mora izaći iz auta da bi promjenio radiostanicu
Žak ima dva trbuha. Jedan za meso drugi za povrće.
Žak igra biljar sa planetima.
Žak stavlja majonezu na aspirin.
Kad Žak stane na vagu, vidi svoj broj mobitela.
Žak se ne šali kad kaže: "Tako sam gladan, da bi mogao pojesti vola"
Kad Žak dođe u restoran, on pojede i "Hvala, dođite opet!"
Kad Žak trči, CD player preskače. Na radiostanici.
Žak se može uslikati fotoaparatom jedino ako se odabere opcija panoramskog snimanja
Žak pitao prodavača cipela šta mu preporuča da mu bude komotno, ovaj mu preporuči Slavoniju :)
oko Žaka se u orbiti vrte Vesna Kanižaj i Ivanka Boljkovac :)
Žak uvijek kupuje dvije karte za kino/kazalište. Jednom je dobio sjedala u različitim redovima :(
Žak je toliko debeo da ljudi đogiraju trčeći oko njega
Žakove mjere su 90 - 60 - 90 ...lijeve ruke
kad Žak ode u zoološki vrt , slonovi mu bacaju kikiriki
na audiciji za prvi dio Indiane Jonesa, Žaku je bila ponudjena uloga kotrljajuće kamene kugle
Žak je vidljiv na radaru
Žak je pao u Grand Canyon i zaglavio!!!
Žak je potpisao milijunski ugovor s Te-comom, jedini uvjet je da se preimenuje u Te-žak.
Ograničenje na liftovima je 6 osoba ili 1/6 Žaka.
Zak mrzi liftove i liftovi mrze Žaka.
Jedinice za tlak su Pascal [Pa] i Jacques[Ja]. Jedan Jacques ima 10^5 Pascala.
Statistike pokazuju da je 98% tsunamija uzrokovano Žakom.
Kad Žak ide na plažu, životinje se penju na brdo.
Žak ne može biti u bestežinskom stanju.
2. Arhimedov zakon : Žakovo tijelo uronjeno u tekućinu neće izgubiti na težini.
3. Arhimedov zakon : Žakovo tijelo uronjeno u tekućinu uvijek će istisnuti svu tekućinu.
Gdje Žak uđe, sve ostalo mora izaći. Znači, na jednom mjestu može postojati samo Žak.
Žak je samo jedan. Za drugog jednostavno nema mjesta.
Savršeno tijelo u Prirodi je kugla. Žak teži ka savršenstvu.
Žak je neporažen u klackanju.
Jucer je Žak izašao iz kuce. Na svu sreću samo na kratko, pomrčina je trajala svega par minuta...
Kad Žak ide na ljetovanje, ne plaća boravišnu taksu. On vadi građevinsku dozvolu.
Kad je ugledao Žaka, Kapetan Kirk je rekao: Where No One Has gone Before
Kada konobar donese Žaku meni, on kaže Može!
Dodje Jacques na nogometnu utakmicu i sjedne na sve 4 tribine
Žak nikad ne prelazi cestu, on je uvijek na obje strane.
žak neće stat na forum ... treba napraviti internet 2.0
Žak bi mogao biti osmi kontinent
Žakov remen je jednak ekvatoru
Kulen je za Žaka mini hrenovka
Zbog Žaka se grade posebni tuneli.
Kad Žak nosi žutu kabanicu, ljudi trče za njim i viču "TAXI!!!"
Kad se Žak kupa u Čatežu, Sloveniju potopi veliki tsunami!
Kad je Žak izašao iz mamine utrobe, mama je izgubila 9/10 svoje težine
Žak i Gulliver su najbolji prijatelji.
Da si obuče remen Žak je morao naučiti bacati bumerang.
Žak je jedina osoba koju možete pronaći preko GPS-a.
Pitate se gdje je sada Žak? Pokrenite "Google Earth".
Zašto Žak nema kuću u Sloveniji? Zbog premale okućnice.
Kad Žak stane na vagu... vaga izbaci poruku : 'to be continued...
kad Žak obuće žutu kabanicu i dođe pred osnovnu školu djeca misle da je to školski bus.
Kad žena legne na Žaka, triput se okrene i još je uvijek na njemu.
Žak ima na svakoj ruci jedan sat jer pokriva dvije vremenske zone.
Svaki krojac odjece odbija Žaka sa: "Ne krojimo zastore".
Plima i oseka mora se izmjenjuju kada Žak ode i dode sa ljetovanja na moru.
Žaku treba iznajmiti nogometno igralište da si ispegla gaće.
Godišnji državni proračun nije dovoljan za Žakovu liposukciju.
Nosivost Masleničkog mosta je 0.3 Žaka.
Kad se raspala Jugoslavija Žak je dobio 5 državljanstava.
Žaka moraš povaljat u brašno da bi našao gdje je vlažan.
Žak ima svoj sunčev sustav
Žak može omotati Kineski zid oko sebe.
Žak ne ide na stadione. Stadioni idu u Žaka.
Žak je dobio novi posao u kinu... služi kao platno.
Bog je sedam dana stvarao život, osmog dana zapoceo je Žaka i još nije gotov!
Žak fucka bas.
Airbus A380 je napravljen da bi se i Žak mogao voziti avionom.
Žakova krvna grupa je majonez-A
Kad Žak dođe u restoran i konobar mu donese meni, on kaže "Može!"
Veliki Prasak je posljedica Žakovog prdeža.
Svi ljudi na planeti su u svakom trenutku bez obzira na lokaciju pokraj Žaka.
Žak ne voli šetati po livadama, naime klaustrofobičan je.
Svaka Žakova nužda je velika.
Žaka su prije deset godina upucali u srce, živ je jer metak još putuje kroz salo.
Žaka su carskim rezom vadili iz očevih testisa jer nije prolazio kroz glavić.
Plima nastane kad Žak pere noge. Sreća da se Žak nikad ne kupa
Žakov pupak je najdublja tocka na zemlji.
Chuck Norris je jednom pokušao opaliti roundhouse kick Žaku, al Žak se počeo brzo okretati oko svoje osi tako da je uvukao Chucka u svoju orbitu. Chuck je još uvijek tamo, a Žak se još uvijek vrti.
Kada Žak pluta oceanom, Španjolska ga proglasi svojim novim otokom.
Kada Žaka udari kamion, on pita: "Tko je bacio kamen?"
Chuck Norris je jednom uspio opaliti roundhouse kick Žaku. To je prvi i jedini put da je netko uspio probiti Žakov atmosferski omotač.
Žak je nedavno išao obaviti EURO NCAP test. Dobio je pet zvjezdica jer se kamion zabio u njega a on nije ni osjetio.
Žak ne jaše konja, konj jaše Žaka.
Jednom se dogodio okršaj Caka i Žaka no nije se završio... Roundhouse kick je otišao u beskonačnost.
Hrvatska ne uvozi hranu zbog male proizvodnje, nego zbog Žakove potrošnje.
Žak je izmislio dijetu, ali nije bila uspješna jer je dnevni unos hrane bio najmanje 1000000 kalorija.
Žak je nedavno kupio novi auto - tegljac za specijalne terete
Žakov konfekcijski i poštanski broj su jednaki.
Žaka su pri krštenju morali poljevati kanaderom!
Žak je uistinu veliki čovjek.
Kad je bio mali Žak je htio postati najveći pjevač na svijetu...najveći je odavno postao, samo još treba postati pjevač!
Žak vozi samo kombije jel imaju nosivost veću od 800 kg
Žakov pimpek i Žak su obrnuto proporcionalni.
Kad je Žak bio mali, bio je veći od svih.
Koji broj hlača nosi Žak? 36 Hektara
Žak has eaten the infinity. Twice.
Ne kaže se da se neko fura na Žaka nego na Žaku
Žak je pravi dobrotvor - dao je BBB košulju s Porina da naprave najveći transparent.
Kad od king-konga žena ima mengu, šta uzima? Ulo-Žak
Ne postoji drvo na koje se Žak može objesit.
Nikad nije bilo velikog potopa zapravo! Žak se otkoturao nizbrdo u more.
Žakova prva filmska uloga je bila Jubba the Hutt u serijalu Star Wars
Žak u slobodno vrijeme radi kao plutača za tankere.
Žak se ne pita je li svemir beskonacan. On ZNA da nije.
Zak je posjetio predpremijeru, broj gledatelja: Žak!
koliki dio Žaka stane u fićeka? 1x10^-6
Žaku su sve zlice male, zato on jede iz lopate.
Film King Kong autorsko je vidjenje Žakovog posjeta Americi...
Globalno zatopljenje posijedica je Žakove tjelesne topline...
Jarun je nastao jer je Žak zaspao na obali Save...
Žak je ovih dana ušao u studio i BACIO se na snimanje novog albuma,nitko nije preživio.
Žak je jednom prilikom izjavio "ne hvala sit sam", bilo je to 01.04.1876, taj dan u svijetu je danas poznat kao prvi april...
Žak nema turneje - on se samo okreće oko vlastite osi zavisno o gradu.
Kad Žaku usfali željeza u krvi obicno ide u Sisak na dan-dva na rehabilitaciju.
Za rendgensko snimanje Žaka potrebno je prije svega 20ak geodeta.
Žak ne može napravit male koncerte.
Jedino na Žakovim koncertima ne trebaju bigscreen.
Zadnji put kad se Žak šetao Azijom, spotaknuo se na Mt. Everest...
Žak je jedina osoba koju Chuck Norris nije uspio oboriti na zemlju
Žak je ko crna rupa - sve guta i svakog trenutka se sve više širi.
Chucku je lakše oboriti Zemlju na Žaka nego Žaka na Zemlju...
Žaku je Italija premali broj čizme.
Žak je označen na karti svijeta.
Kad sam bio mali mama me plašila Žakom.
Svaki dan nestane milijun hektara amazonske prašume - Žak voli salatu za predjelo...
Koja bajka traje najkraće? Žak i tri praščiča
Kad Žak prode ispred televizora, propustiš pola sata programa.
Žak misli da je zgodan.
Kad bi Žaka lansirali u svemir postao bi novi planet.
Žak je tako veliki da su sumo borci za njega anoreksicni.


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system of a down - B.Y.O.B.


WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!
My god is of spiteful blood with morbid eels.
Victorious, victorious, steel,
Can you stand and kneel?
Marching forward hypocritic
and hypnotic computers.
You depend on our protection,

Yet you feed us lies from the table cloth.
la la la la la la la la la,
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.

kneeling roses disappearing,
into Moses' dry mouth,
breaking into Fort Knox,
stealing our intentions,
every city gripped in oil,
Crying FREEDOM!

Handed to absolution,
Still you feed us lies from the table cloth.
La la la la la la la la la,
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.

Blast off, its Party time,
And we all live in a fascist nation,
Blast off , its party time,
And where the fuck are you?
..... Yeah
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? [X4]

Kneeling roses disappearing,
into Moses' dry mouth,
breaking into Fort Knox,
stealing our intentions,
every city gripped in oil,
Crying FREEDOM!

Handed to absolution,
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth.
la la la la la la la la la,
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.

Where the fuck are you!
Where the fuck are you!

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? [X3]
Why, do, they always send the poor [X3]
They only send the poor [x2]


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ponedjeljak, 23.10.2006.

naslov

ewo owako...
doslo vrijeme da i ja napisem noovi post...
makar mi se bas i neda al aj...kad neam pametnieg posla rolleyes
ko sto vidite promjenila sam dizajn...yessmijeh
i bas mi je foooraaaa....
i ak mal prozujite po boxevima mozete vidit da sam stavila
novih slika itd...
utakmica dinamo : osijek je bila eek
4:0 su nas sturiliii namcornamcornamcornamcornamcor
strasnoo headbangheadbangheadbang ,
da bi jos ubili boga u osiječkim navijačima!!!
majke mi nije mi jasno...
al doro...
sta je tu je.... mad
hmmm...
sta da bi jos treala napisat...
e da fala svima koji su tako dobri i ostavljaju mi komentara...
ma ewo wam jedna weeeejikaaaa kiss
ehehehehe ;)
ugl...
e da nes se prica kao da bi nam treali spojit vikend
kao sisvete (srijeda) i onda cetvrtak i petak
neidemo u skolu i subota i nedjelja isto...
joj da bar spoje partythumbup
u razredu same provale...
kocimo se od smijeha... roflroflrofl
al neda mi se sad pisat o tome...
i tak...ew neznam sta da pisem vise...
odo mal zujat po netu...
ae kiss swimaaaa!!!
btw - nepisem post dokne dobiem najmanje 100 kom!!! smijeh

- 13:13 - Komentari (114) - Isprintaj - #


petak, 13.10.2006.

...petak 13...

ewo doslo vrijeme da se i ja javim... mda...
neznam sta da pisem...
ewo da prvo kazem za naslov...
to nis neznaci,neg tek tolko da bude neki,jer me to
uvijek zaebava... nononamcor
ugl...
tudej ce anja doc do mene da se mal srdamo...
podic cemo koi horor... i tak... i onda chemo ic na dane piva
navece... Image Hosted by ImageShack.us partypartypartypartypartypartyparty
mmmaaaa jedva cekam...
(anjica zna razlog) hahahaha dead
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i tak...
ko sto vidite promjenila sam pjesmu na blogu...
jer ona mi je stvarno dizala tlak vec...
a ovu pjesmu jaaaakoooo volim.... yes Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
mda...
prekjuce igrala hrvatska vs. engleska...
ma sta da vam kazem mi smo legende!!! hahahah
2 : 0 ...
a mal mi bilo zao onog engleskog golmana,al aj...
ko ga ebe kad je mutav...
hmmm....
e da... doso nam je novi ucenik u razz...
lik je skrooooz ok. i ispravan...
et wave njemu...
joj e prekjuce isto nasi decki igrali utakmicu...
i u pocetku vodili i onda izgubili...
ae ebemu.!!! namcor
a doro... bit ce bolje drugi put...wink
yap...
e nadam se da cu i u ovom postu dobit puuuno komentara...
eheheh...
i et...
neznam sta da vishe pisem...
ostavljajte komentara...
i pusa i pozz swima koi chitaju maj blog i ostavljaju mi
komentare... :)) thumbup


P.S. - opet necu dugo pisat post jer stvarno nestignem sad
zbog skole i tih svih sranja... a i cekam komenare...

eto... sad stvarnoooo POZZ!!!!!!!!!!

- 12:38 - Komentari (85) - Isprintaj - #


ponedjeljak, 02.10.2006.

YOOO!!!

ma ewo doslo vrijeme da i ja napisem post...
inace - htjela sam ga jucer navecer napisat al su nes radili na stranici,
pa su se blogovi mogli sam citat...rolleyespuknucu

kao prvo - moram s malim zakasnjenjem cestitat toniju rodendan!!!
TONI SRETAN RODENDAN!!! partysmijeh
inace 30.09. mu je,al onda nisam mogla napisat post,
jer sam bila u svatovima,
pa onda i nisam mogla ic kod tonija na rod...no
SORRY ...

u svatovima je bila ziva sprdnja... thumbupparty
(moa sestricna najbolje zna o cem se radi) smijeh

i tak...
hmm...
neznam sta da vise pisem...
e da hvala ljudima koji mi ostavljaju toliko komentara
i sljedeci post necu pisat dok ih opet ne dobiem puno wink
ehehe
eto...
to je to...
ae kisss kiss svimaaaaaa
wave

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