ja sam ivana i baš se dobro osječam. ili osjećam. nisam sigurna.
volim maštati. volim svoje prijatelje jer se uvijek smijemo i kasnije me boli lice od smijanja. volim knjige, volim ih čitati ali moj brat čita jako brzo i onda mi se ruga da ja sporo čitam a uopce nije istina, i volim okretati stranice. volim svog psa jer, za razliku od onih glupih mačaka koje samo spavaju, on mi se veseli kad me vidi i donese mi loptu. volim raditi čuda na papiru sa običnom olovkom. volim kad ispričam vic pa se ljudi smiju. volim kad mi netko kaže da mu nedostajem. volim kad neka pjesma ima smiješne riječi pa se smijem. drago mi je što imam svog izmišljenog prijatelja jimmija jer nikad nisam sama jer sam s njim kad sam sama. volim skupljati kamenje koje je čudno i izgleda kao nešto (kao npr. vodenkonj). procjenjujem ljude na temelju obuće koju imaju na nogama, ali to samo ako ne poznam tog čovjeka ili dok ga ne upoznam.
simpsoni. garfield.
OVO JE HAIKU PJESMICA KOJU SAM JA OSOBNO NAPISALA!
Vidim sunce odlazi
Neočekivano
Padam sa stolice.
the ultimate showdown
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokio City like a big playgroung
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before he could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln poped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets
And he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosion
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
Angels sang out...
In immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens...
Descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick...
Which could shatter bones...
Into the croch...
Of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground...
Writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back...
Into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through...
His clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head...
In between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monthy Python and the Holly Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock
Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood-
The rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokio City like a big playgroung
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before he could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln poped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets
And he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosion
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
