Vicevi i činjenice...

ponedjeljak, 19.07.2004.

Pranje

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?"
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petak, 09.07.2004.

Auto-stoperica (malo gadan)

Vozi se čovjek sam u autu i na dugoj vožnji ugleda uz cestu zamamnu djevojku u nevjerojatno tankim hlačicama i polu-prozirnoj majici sa drskim sisama. On stane kraj nje i ponudi joj vožnju.
Usred vožnje on njoj uleti, "Slušaj, djevojko, sad moras platit vožnju i moraš mi ga popušit obavezno!"
"Aj, može", kaže mala ko iz topa. I baci se ona na posa, kad čovjek u jeku užitka polomi ogradu i sleti s autom u provaliju!
Probudi se on iz nesvijesti, ljudi se već okupili oko provalije, kad čovjek pogleda u ruke i vidi da su mu u rukama ostale uši od cure šta mu je pušila, a nje nema nigdje!
Izađe čovjek iz slupanog auta i pita ljude, "Jeste možda vidjeli neku žensku da je otrčala a da nema uši?"
Kažu ljudi, "jel to ona šta je pobigla sa kurcem u ustima??"
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