its boring if it isnt filthy

ponedjeljak, 17.04.2006.

Bljuv..bljuvv...

evo da ostavim neki trag ko dokaz da sam živa... Jučer sam skoro završila na hitnoj....bljuvala sam cjeli dan i noć...popijem gutljaj vode zrigam pol litre...i tako...sve dok nisam skoro dehidrirala...pa je stara počela pizdit nekaj o bolnici infuziji i pičkimaterinoj...evo...ipak ostala živa....malo sam bljeđa neg inače,kilu-dve imam manje...vrti mi se i crni pred očima....ali da...AJ EM ALAJV!!!!
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hehe..imam i ja vic...
Sreli se medo, lav i pile.
Medo veli: "Kad ja zaurlam, cijela suma drhti od straha!"
Lav veli: "Kad ja riknem, cijela dzungla me se boji!"
Pile veli: "Velika stvar. Kad ja samo kihnem, cijeli planet se usere!!!"

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Sometimes I feel so sad.
Sometimes I feel so happy,
But mostly you just make me mad.
Baby, you just make me mad.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

Thought of you as my mountain top,
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep.
I've had but couldn't keep.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

If I could make the world as pure and strange as what I see,
I'd put you in the mirror,
I put in front of me.
I put in front of me.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

Skip a life completely.
Stuff it in a cup.
She said, Money is like us in time,
It lies, but can't stand up.
Down for you is up."
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

It was good what we did yesterday.
And I'd do it once again.
The fact that you are married,
Only proves, you're my best friend.
But it's truly, truly a sin.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

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Kako policajac muči muhu?
O: Zatvori je u teglu i liže govno.

P: Kako policajac otvara konzervu?
O: U ime zakona, OTVORI !!!!

P: Zašto na policijskom autu, na vratima piše policija ?
O: Da ne bi ulazili kroz prtljažnik.

P: Kako policajac lovi zeca ?
O: Sakrije se iza grma i zviždi kao kupus.

P: Kako se udavio policajac ?
O: Pojeo je žumance kinder-jajeta.

P: Kako policajac sere?
O: Izađi neću ti ništa.

P. Zašto se pandur nikada ne kupa ?
O: Čeka da se na bojleru upali zeleno svijetlo !
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