The Metalocalypse Is Near

ponedjeljak, 03.12.2007.

Evo malo o novom kod mene....
I poslje će nešto malo o mojim Dethboysima =))))
Ja:

Pa zapravo nema baš nešt novo...
Mrzim sve osim obitelji.... Sve, al Dethklok ( tj. Metalocalypsu ) skoro pa uopće ne... =) :D
Evo malo mi je čudno ne biti zaljubljena, makar je možda opet se desila užasno djetinjasta stvar da poludim čim pročitam: I love Toki Wartooth, I know he is a cartoon character, but one day I'm goinng to marry him...
Mislim: DAJ ODJEBI!!!! i sad mi ne serite jer psujem jer ovo me stvarno tak naljutilo da mi je pak obrva počela trzat kaj sam dela dok mi je previše učenja ili poludim kak sam ljuta, a nisam se bila učila još prije nego sam to pročitala...
Biatch burninmad mad blabla puknucu
No dost sad o tome...
Evo opet ja pišem svoj blogec i moram postići užasno puno postova...
Jedva čekam vidit svoju seku Purple Fairy i pokazat joj Metalocalypsu nekaj tj. Dethfam jer je to najmanje brutalna epizoda, al možda bum morala drugu da se ne zriga... Moja fav. Performance Klok je isto malo bolesna, ovo di idu u kupovinu nisam ni ja gledala a da ona čuje kaj je to Gmilf bi poludela i zrigala sve kaj je ove godine pojela... Meni nije ništ grozno... Neznam zakaj, al je... Ja sam full nora....

I'm SOOOOOOOO...OOO F*CKIN', FREAKY CRAZY!!!

=)
Sad sam gladna a jela sam piletinu il kaj već na kineski s rižom koja mi je jedna od FAV. jela, mislim da čak u TOP 5, al mi se neda mislit...

TNX teta biljana da si to napravila dok sam bila kod vas tak da sam to probala

Pa... O čemu da sad još pričam? Evo jedna se cura u moju bivšu simpu, pošto mi više nije simpa mogu ovo napisat:

MATEA + ŠOŠTARIĆ

I'm sooooo...oooo BAD! >:)

Evo sad na Dethklok

DETHKLOK RULZ

Evo ovdje Deththeme tj. početna pjesma svake Metalocalypse epizode:

Omiljeni lik mi je Toki Wartooth pa počnimo s njim sretan

Toki Wartooth

Ova slika je početna, bit će ih još, al ova mi je baš dobra i nekak paše za početak...

Neda mi se prevodit pa se nadam da ćete vi koje vas zanima znati eng. ako neznate mi ostavite u komentaru pa obećajem da ću napravit novi post di će sve biti prevedeno

Toki Wartooth is the rhythm guitarist and the second fastest guitarist alive, though he too can't read music. Unlike the other members, Dethklok is the first band he's been in. Similar to Skwisgaar, Toki can physically no longer play the guitar slowly. He plays a black Gibson Flying-V guitar. He hails from an abandoned village near Lillehammer, Norway, the product of a seemingly unholy union between Anja and the Reverend Aslaug Wartooth. Both of his parents dress in a very Old World style (much like the Amish), their faces vaguely recalling the painting American Gothic. During the episode in which Toki's parents visit, Toki becomes catatonic and uncommuncative for the duration of their visit. It is almost implied that they communicate telepathically. He has pictures of them hung in his room. Cardinal Ravenwood mentions seeing "father killing son in the most brutal manner" when told of Toki's parents. In "Dethkids," a flashback shows Toki as a child, and his mother slaps him.

Toki's personality is more child-like, innocent, and good-natured compared to the rest of the band, which is why he is a popular icon to children. He has several na+ve beliefs, such as the idea that adult teeth will grow back because baby teeth do, and occasionally has whimsical fantasies, such as singing a Beatles-esque song under the sea with "underwater friends." He also views sexuality in a more innocent way than his bandmates; in the episode "Girlfriendklok," while the other members of Dethklok want to host the United States Pornography Awards for obviously sexual reasons, Toki only wants to "make out withs thems beautiful goils."

Despite his more innocent personality, he manages to fit in with the rest of the band, although they do tend to treat him like a younger brother. The band also seems to put Toki into a lot more danger than the rest of the band, such as in the episode "Dethwater," they put Toki into a chamber filled with liquid oxygen and the doctor warns the rest of the band that he could die. [original research?] Toki has shown similar violent tendencies to those of his bandmates. He asked a priest from the Church of Satan for revenge on Rachael Ray from the Food Network (in the form of her eyes falling out or her tits falling off) for unspecified reasons, and was indirectly responsible for the death of the lead singer of the Christian rock band Prayer Bolt. [21] In the episode "Girlfriendklok," he also beat Nathan with a baseball bat, tasered him, and threatened him by aiming a crossbow at his crotch. Like Skwisgaar, Toki is a nihilist; however, they both seem to share some interest or moderate belief in Norse mythology. In the episode "Skwisklok," he mentions his belief in a tooth fairy equivalent: an Ancient Norse God called "Orthar the Tooth-collector."

Toki and Skwisgaar often analyze the philosophical elements of the episodes, such as the male sex drive in "Girlfriendklok," the pros and cons of fatherhood in "Fat Kid at the Detharmonic," and the yard wolves' eating rituals in "Performanceklok." On more than one occasion, Toki has told Skwisgaar that he hates him; it is possible he means it. (Skwisgaar frequently belittles Toki, and insults his guitar-playing on numerous occasions; Toki resents it, but at least in the context of Toki's confession of hate in "The Metalocalypse Has Begun," it appears that "I hate you" is a metal universe equivalent of "I love you.") He is Norwegian with brown hair and blue eyes and a tendency to slur his words, although his English is somewhat better than Skwisgaar's.

Aside from playing guitar, he spends much of his free time building scale models. He has an endorsement deal with "Willard Wonky Candy-Hand Candy" brand candies, who ship him large amounts of free candy as part of his payment. Because of this, he develops a very extreme case of diabetes which causes him to slip in and out of comas (at least for the length of the episode). Toki also appears to have an endorsement deal for a "Metal Bits"-brand cereal in the first episode, as there is a cereal box in his shopping cart with his face on it. In "Bluesklok" and "Girlfriendklok," Toki appears toned and muscular, while the rest of Dethklok ranges from skinny (Skwisgaar, Pickles) to overweight (Nathan, Murderface). Unlike the rest of Dethklok, Toki tans instead of becoming sunburned.

Fairly frequently, Toki makes statements or is placed in situations with homoerotic subtext through his naďveté and misunderstanding of English. An example is mistaking the term "blowjob" to mean "nosebleed" and proudly announcing, "I can gives myself a real cool blowjob!" In another instance, when Skwisgaar refers to Murderface's party as a sausage festival, Toki believes he means an actual sausage festival and proclaims "I love sausage festival!" Also, in "Murdering Outside the Box" Toki purchases a vibrating strap-on dildo, thinking it was a codpiece (which Murderface points out, saying "Uh... That's a dildo... That's a strap-on dildo").

Ok, možda ne sve :D
Ovo nisam ni ja još čitala se moram bacit na to čim napišem post =)

Idemo po tome TOP 5 listi od #1 do #5 pa evo, molim jedan pljesak za #2 Skwisgaar Skwigelf!!!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist of the band and the fastest guitarist alive. Despite this talent, he can't read music, which he blames on "music dyslex-kia", although he is at one point seen practicing with a metronome. He plays a black Gibson Explorer with a white pickguard that appears to be waterproof. He practices his guitar constantly and in many odd places, such as in church and in the hot tub; the episode "Dethklown" even shows him playing in his sleep. He often disparages Toki's skill as a guitarist. He seems to dislike the Danish even though he often confuses them with the Dutch. He is also severely allergic to cilantro, which is made apparent when Nathan's barbecue sauce with cilantro in it is poured on his hands before a show and he almost immediately goes into anaphylaxis (specifically, his face and hands swelled dramatically).

Skwisgaar is from Sweden, and he consequently possesses a strong accent. He has a very poor grasp of the English language, not knowing relatively simple terms such as "image" and "embezzle". He frequently adds an 's' to the end of many words, and conversely drops the letter from some words that require them, such as "copies" and "Pickles." This tendency becomes worse when he is agitated. His English is so awkward that, during the filming of Dethklok's movie Blood Ocean, the producers were unable to understand his lines, and ultimately, Skiwsgaar's voice was completely dubbed out of the film.

He was born to the Miss Sweden of 1956, Serveta Skwigelf (in real life, Miss Sweden of 1956 was Ingrid Goude), and does not know his father. Senator Stampingston mentions that "her neglect helped form the world's fastest guitarist," and in an interview, Skwisgaar claims that his inspiration comes from his hatred of his mother. He resents her because of her promiscuity, although he takes after her in this regard.

Skwisgaar is referred to as the band's Lothario; he often brags about his many sexual conquests to Toki (going so far as to make the claim of having sex with at least 500 women the last time he was in Finland), who resents it. Skwisgaar is attracted primarily to older women, once propositioning an elderly grandmother in a grocery store for sex, and a television announcer mentions his desire for "MILFs, GMILFs, and soon-to-be-MILFs," as well as "acquiring a stable of FBLs." Skwisgaar implies that he never wears underwear, both because it is common in Sweden and because it is sexually exciting. His bedroom is the only room in Mordhaus that is not decorated in a very dark neo-Gothic style; his all-white, sparsely furnished room reflects the Swedish Modern aesthetic. He is a self-described nihilist, although he sometimes uses references to Norse mythology.

Skwisgaar owns a collection of bizarre exotic guitars, seen in "Skwisklok." These include a "Swiss Army-tar," an "ant farm-itar," the Gibson Excaliburtar, and a guitar supposedly made of wood from the True Cross. In "Dethtroll" and "Bluesklok," he asserts that he hates playing acoustic guitars, which he and Toki both call "Grandspa's guitars."

Skwisgaar has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangogar Aldilio, Al Il El, Gognogmug, Alugdug, Fuck-face Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed, to name a few. Other than that, he claims to have been in "pretty much every band, ever." Like Pickles' affinity for the word "douchebags," Skwisgaar refers to things he hates as "dildos," even using the word as an adjective.

His hands are shown being insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger. Supposedly, he has to wear "protective, solid-crystal, oxygenating hand-aquariums" when not playing, or the policy is void; however, the other band members end up breaking them. In the same interview where he mentions his hatred of his mother, Skwisgaar also states that he has two side projects, a Harry Potter tribute band called 10 Points to Gryffindor, and a nudist Civil War styled band called Depantsification Proclamation, although neither has ever been seen on the show.

Ajmo i jedan pljesak za #3 Pickles The Drummer ( ovo će bar biti kratko jer nebrem nać na istoj stranici =) )

Pickles The Drummer

Pickles the DrummerPickles the Drummer plays the drums and was raised in Tomahawk, Wisconsin. He is Irish-American. He speaks with a distinct Wisconsin accent and bears a strong hatred for his older brother, Seth, whom his parents Calvert and Molly always brag about despite his being an ex-con and living above his parents’ garage, among other failings. He is the only member of Dethklok whose last name is unknown; in the episode “Skwisklok,” it is hinted that he himself doesn’t even know his last name, as he introduces himself as “Pickles the Drummer,” although this could simply be a pseudonym.

Pickles has an endorsement deal for nickels with the United States Treasury; his nickels are called “Pickles Nickels.”

Pickles joined Dethklok after singing and playing lead guitar in the L.A. rock band Snakes ‘n Barrels. He claims to be immune to the negative effects of drugs because he “grew up smoking government weed every day” due to suffering from “kiddie glaucoma.”

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#4 William Murderface

William Murderface

William Murderface plays the bass guitar for the band; however, this seems rather unnecessary, as Nathan has stated that they mix his bass out of "pretty much every song." However, Murderface improves noticeably after Pickles introduces him to the concept of "freeballing," prompting the rest of the band to consider including his bass on their next album. He plays a black five-string Gibson Thunderbird Studio Bass with a white pickguard. He is able to play bass with his penis (which he refers to as his "hog"). Band mates also refer to him as a "Cock Slap Bassist." He was raised by his grandparents Thunderbolt and Stella Murderface after he lost his mother and father in a chainsaw murder-suicide, carried out by his father when William was just an infant. People usually refer to him as just "Murderface," except for his grandparents and people who formally address him. He has a heavy lateral lisp and a diastema, as well as tattoos on his stomach which state "Pobody's Nerfect" and "This Mess Is A Place."

Murderface has a habit of urinating inappropriately (on a display of olives at the grocery store and on journalist Nick Ibsen's shoes) or referring to urination, and even has a one-man side project called Planet Piss, to which he seems to have very little real commitment. He is usually seen carrying a knife, which he uses to eat, mutilate, destroy, and do other things. According to the Tribunal's expert, Dr. Gibbons, Murderface is a self-destructive personality who expresses his self-loathing through "bodily mutilation, tattooing, alcohol abuse, and coprophilia." According to Pickles, he is a nihilist and likes to collect "morbid crap" such as torture devices and Civil War memorabilia. Murderface has at least some familiarity with firearms as he recognizes the sound of his "driving gun" (an antique Mauser C96 handgun) after hearing it fired. Murderface endorses a brand of doorknobs known as "Murderknobs.". He is also, somehow, a notary public.

Despite outwardly being the angriest and most violent member of Dethklok, Murderface is arguably the most sensitive and insecure. He is convinced that he is hideous and unloveable, and refers to himself as "the fat one." He seems to go through periods of loneliness and depression, which are only magnified by his bandmates' complete inability to react to his emotions. For example, when Pickles goes on a reunion with his old band, Murderface forlornly announces to his bandmates, "I miss Pickles".

While in high school, Murderface's principal allowed him to play bass, drink, and smoke dope to earn his high school degree after Murderface threatened to cut his eyes out. He regularly throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way, which has resulted in several destroyed bass guitars, and one destroyed guitar of Toki's. He owns a custom-made dungeon/torture chamber, and supposedly spends most of his time there when not with the band. Murderface thinks he is a great speller, but demonstrated his lack of skills in his preparation and appearance on "Celebrity Spelling Bee." (For example, he misspells "confusion" as "k-u-n fusion".) After a near-death experience (falling drunk from the Murdercycle, and subsequent mayhem) he was prompted to seek faith in several churches, including the Church of Satan and the Church of the Atheists. Eventually he decided that all religions were "the same boring crap" and gave up his search.

Murderface appears to be an American Civil War buff. When Dethklok gave Murderface President Kennedy's presidential limo as a birthday present, they replaced the driver's seat with the chair in which President Lincoln was assassinated, eliciting such happiness that he cried blood. Murderface also owns a pair of original shoes from the Civil War, which Dethklok's adopted son Fatty Ding-Dongs ruined, provoking tremendous anger. Finally, when Murderface was lying in a hospital bed after his motorcycle accident, Skwisgaar returned a borrowed copy of Ken Burns' Civil War documentary which he hadn't watched.

( Murderface me užasno podsjeća na mog dedu po mami XD )

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I #5 Nathan Explosion

Nathan Explosion

Basic Information
Nathan Explosion is the frontman and vocalist for the band Dethklok. He never graduated from high school, and due to his excessive drinking habits has required several liver transplants. He always carries a digital audio recorder around with him, usually to record potential song ideas.

Memorable Moments
1x01 The Curse of Dethklok: Nathan takes over a grocery stores intercom and yells "Price check! Clean up aisle 6, ROTTED BODY LANDSLIDE!"
1x16 Dethkids: Hoarse from recording all of Shakespeare he finds out that Pickles, during his attempt to be more drunk than ever before, forgot to press record, Nathan attempts to shout a trademark "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" with his croaky voice

Trivia
Nathan appears to be based upon Peter Steele of Type O Negative

Quotes
1x01 The Curse of Dethklok
Nathan: We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze; that ain't food.
Price check! Cleanup aisle six! Rotted Body Landslide! And don't forget our special sale on Every Bone Broken Chicken! Hey! *laugh* Enjoy our tasty Hammer Smashed Face! Aisle three.
Whoah! That's a good song title.
1x02 Dethwater
Nathan: Now shut up and listen to this, Dick. This is metal. For fish.
Oh, fuck me! We're going to have to get him a gift!
And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players...nothing!
Attention! You big baby!
We wanted to, uhh, surprise you. In outfits.
That's part of the surprise. (Why?) Because it makes us harder to see! That's awesome.
Idea for song: Mur... murder... a guy, a guy gets murdered... aaand eaten... at an all-you-can-eat buffet, yeah... OH! and that happens forever! Yeah!
Alright, you know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink, and it's your job to talk us out of it.
Finland! We are here to... uhhh... apologize... for alleged... happenings... during... during... During... uhhhh... reading read... huh. Hey, what the hell is this?
You may recognize this one, though it hasn't been sung for a few thousand years. Awaken, awaken, Mustakrakish, the Lake Troll.
1x04 Dethtroll
Nathan: Oh, I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers. [Enters bar] I need a hundred beers. Exactly... exactly one hundred. Thank you.
Idea for our last song, ever: "Killed by a Troll."
What if your guts was a bowling ball? Well, I bet they'd look something like THIS! [he holds up a ball of intestines]
Hey Bodybag! How's it goin'?
Awww, Bodybag!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You're going to pay for this!
Thats a good song title..."Bloodtrocuted!"
The fact that my parents had sex to create me makes me want to be buried alive.
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