petak, 30.11.2007.
There's gonna be some stuff you gonna see, that's gonna make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit!
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Koliko postoji sranja u životu za koje mislimo da ne možemo prebroditi nikako? Koliko postoji sranja za koje mislimo da nemamo nade.. Za koje se jako brzo predamo i neznamo kako dalje.. Ne vidimo izlaz. Postavimo zid ispred sebe koji nitko ne može maknuti. Ničime.. Kolkiko mi zapravo problema imamo? Ljubav, škola, posao, zdravlje i da ne nabrajam. Ok, svi imamo probleme, neki manje neki više ALI ljudi ne shvaćaju da uvijek netko ima veće probleme od njih. I mi, ovako mladi, uvijek mislimo da imamo probleme toliko velike da se moramo opijati, ubiti, rezati žile il neznam kaj.. Je li to vrijedno toga? Nije.. Kada gledam okolinu kako se žali kako imaju probleme i kada usporedim sa situacijama od mojih nekih prijatelja... Vjerujte, nije vrijedno spomena. Imam prijateljicu kojoj je tata ubio mamu.. Bila je mala.. Što mislite koliki je to psihički pritisak?.. Pa vas ja pitam što su problemi.. ˝joj dečko me ostavio, on voli drugu˝.. Dajte ljudi, kaj vam je.. Doći će drugi. Nije vam suđeno. Kaj sad.. Čemu frka.. Kako ja popularno kažem: where is the FRX :D ... Na vjeronaku smo jednom gledali film o dečku od 20-ak godina koji je rođen bez ruku i bez nogu.. Dečko je u fazi od 10-18 godina pokušao štošta da bi izgubio život.. Ali poslije je shvatio da on ima misiju na ovom svijetu i da ga je Bog stvorio na svoju sliku i priliku. Dečko je završio 3 fakulteta.. Pazite to.. Pametan je.. Ma dečko je super jednostavno :) Zove se Nick. Volimo te Nick :) Meni osobno je bilo najteže slušati njega kada je izjavio nešto.. Da citiram sad: ˝najteže mi je kada gledam mlade parove na plaži kako šeću i drže se za ruke. ja to nikada neću moći˝.. E sad se vi zapitajte kolike probleme vi imate. Taj čovjek je stvaran.. Nije izmišljen.. Zamislite što je njegova mama rekla kada su ga donesli poslije poroda.. Pazite ovo:˝nosite ga odavde!˝.. Što mislite kako on sada živi sa spoznajom da ga je vlastita mama tako odbacila?... Sada živi sam, uživa u životu.. Ide po svijetu, putuje.. Uživa. Najveća mu je želja da bude zaljubljen.. Na kraju razgovora koji sam ja pogledala je rekao: ˝siguran sam da ću se zaljubiti. i siguran sam da ću imati prekrasnu curu.˝ |
nedjelja, 25.11.2007.
umišljenost
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E na ovu temu su me natjerale dvije ženske iz busa. to se dogodilo neki dan i ja sam ostala zaprepaštena.. sjedimo ja i frendica i pokraj nas dvije ženske.. i sad, jedna se šminka, a druga kašlje.. ova se udavi, a briga ovu... ona se i dalje šminka. jebote onak... i stavlja prvo puder da prikrije tu svoju facu koja je ionako uništena od šminke. onda nastavi: olovka, tuš, sjenilo, maskara, sjajilo... neznam ni ja kaj nije strpala na sebe.. a ja i frendica gledamo i ne vjerujemo svojim očima... i na kraju, ona izvadi češalj iz torbe.. ja onak wtf? :D i ide se ona češljat i frendica joj radi rep. o jebote kaj si tolko umobolna da nemreš sama napravit rep. i onda na kraju rasčupa taj rep.. onak, jebote, zakaj si se češljala ak ga opet ideš rasčupat!? aaa... a nedaj bože da joj se šta razmaže.. onda će bit najružnija osoba na svijetu.. ono, neće se moć pogledat. daj curo, jebate, kaj imaš glavu samo za šminkanje? i još mi je najjače što su takve tražene.. to je jebeno... ima ih takvih još. primjer: ima primjera koji se malo malo gledaju u ogledalu.. pa da sam lijepa neznam kak, već bi mi moja faca dosadila da se tolko gledam!.. majke ti.. kaj se imam tolko lickat... i ovako sam ružna.. he he.. zezam se :D ono, ok je ako se malo pudera koristi ak imaš prištiće il ak imaš podočnjake (kao ja npr) il malo korektura (isto ko i puder).. i onak, olovka i maskara.. al čemu čičkarije kao što su tuš, sjajilo, ruževi i slčne gluposti? kaj da bi bili drugima lijepši il kaj?... neznam u čemu je poanta... glupo je ljudi! glupo!.. zakaj bi se sređivali za druge.. poanta je u tome da budemo drugačiji od drugih.. u tome je poanta... a ne neke jeftine kopije svojih frendica.. baš sad gledam na tv-u: muškarci sve više počinju koristiti makeup.. wtf? sad vi recite da je to normalno... majko božja.. ajd nek još počnu rajfove nosit.. nek se pretvore u žene.. to nema smisla više :) mislim, kud ovaj svijet ide... aime.. ok je ak muško drži do sebe al brate mili.... ovo je užasno :D samo još fali da nam muški daju savjete kako pravilno nanesti tuš jer mi, žene, to neznamo :D |
srijeda, 21.11.2007.
bzz bzz bzu
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subota, 17.11.2007.
..jer moj je život igra bez granica..
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počelo je to ´90 godine.. čak ni mami nisam dala mira da malo odspava pa sam odlučila vidjeti svijet u 4 ujutro. znači, to potvrđuje to što sam i sada gnjavaža. mislim čak da sam bila najglasnija od sve djece u bolnici. jesam sigurno. neznam zašto se mi djeca ne sjećamo trenutka kad smo otvorili oči.. jel to neka medicinska kvaka? ja se čak ne sjećam dobrog djela svoga djetinjstva. do neke druge godine, ja se ne sjećam šta sam radila, gdje sam bila.. al pustimo sad to. u tom periodu sam se selila dosta puta i shvatila što je život u ranijem periodu nego što će itko ikad shvatiti. kao mala, voljela sam ljude, cijenila sam ih.. baš kao i sada. jako sam društvena osoba i stvarno dajem sve od sebe da budem sa drugima dobra. kroz svoj život, upoznala sam gomilu ljudi s kojima sam i sada dobra i sa kojima jednostavno želim biti dobra. ne želim bilo čime ugroziti to prijateljstvo. u životu baš i nisam imala sve što bih normalna mlada osoba trebala imati. i nije mi krivo. barem nisam odrasla u neku razmaženu curu koja želi sve i ako to ne dobije, propast svijeta je. drago mi je da nisam takva. posebno mi je drago što sam tjekom svog života upoznala divne ljude i dokazala da internet nije bauk jer sam stvarno dosta ljudi upoznala ovdje i većina su mi prijatelji. ovi prijatelji s kojima sam svaki dan i kojima povjeravam sve.. oni kojima dajem cijelu sebe.. volim vas. jako jako jako. priznajem, ja neznam što bih ja bez vas. oke, bilo je dana kada smo se svađali i to žestoko ali nikada si nismo uzimali za zlo. osobe koje ću tu istaknuti kao osobe koje su mi pomagale kad mi je bilo najgore su: Marinela, Darija, Zdravko. To su 3 osobe koje neizmjerno volim i koliko god me povrijedili, ja se naljutim toga trena jer sam takva ali poslije me to prođe jer se ne mogu naljutiti na njih. ovaj ˝popis˝ nije pisan nikakvim redoslijedom jer da mogu, sve bih vas stavila na prvo mjesto. stvarno su svi troje posebni na svoj način. naravno, svi mi imamo mane ali mi smo te svoje mane prihvatili i to je to. znate ono, da bi nekoga voljeli, prvo morate zavoljeti njegove mane, a onda njega samoga. i znam, uvijek kad mi je teško.. oni jednostavno znaju kako mi pristupiti, kako me utješiti. što u kojem trenu napraviti. znaju točno što me živcira. znam i ja čime ja živciram i ne mijenjam to. samo sam smanjila u manju mjeru to moje živciranje. ove četiri godine u srednjoj školi su, mogla bi reći jedne među najboljih četiri godine u mome životu. i zasigurno jesu. smijali smo se, plakali, derali, zajebavali....zajedno. sve smo radili zajedno. išli u kafiće zajedno. krali novine :) ... derali se na razmažene prvašice. pjevali zajedno. svađali se. grlili se. voljeli se. i nije mi žao ni jednog trenutka. sa veseljem ću se sjećati naše dane kada smo putovali u školu busom. kad smo se šopali snijegom... kad smo se veselili svakoj dobroj vijesti. svakoj provali dečki iz razreda. tako je brzo prošlo. žao mi je što je. ali se veselim tome što je trajalo...to je jedan dio moga života kojeg volim kakav god da je. cijeli svoj život se trudim napraviti što je najbolje za mene. kako se ja najbolje osjećam. sve što sam stekla u životu, stekla sam sama. i time se ponosim. čak ni moji roditelji nisu u mnogo stvari imali vjere u mene. nisu mi dopuštali mnoštvo stvari koje sam htjela, ali ja sam ih ipak napravila. nije mi žao. nije mi žao ni jednog trenutka.. ni jedne sekunde. smatram da sam za jednu sedamnaestogodišnjakinju napravila sve što sam htjela pa čak i nešto što neke mojeg godišta ne bi nikad napravile, isprobale. ima stvari koje sam napravila i nisu mi se svidjele ali nisam požalila. u nijednom trenutku mi nije bilo žao zašto sam nešto rekla ili napravila. ja radim što ja smatram da je za mene dobro pa makar bilo pogrešno. i stojim iza toga. ne bojim se ići naprijed. iako me neki ljudi sputavaju i ne poštuju iako me zapravo ne znaju, ja idem dalje. podignute glave. jer to samo ja tako mogu. često su mi govorili: ˝jebote, kako izdržiš sve to?˝ .. vjera ljudi, vjera. kao prvo, vjera u samog sebe, a zatim vjera u Boga. ako vjeruješ u sebe, možeš vjerovat u sve. možeš sve. bez ičije pomoći. i nemojte nikada gaziti manje od vas. nikada. zamislite kako bi bilo vama da vas gaze. pomognite. kako možete. a ako vam treba pomoć, tražite ju. prihvatite ju. pogazite ponos. to će vas spasiti. mogu reći da u ovih 17 godina imam dovoljno dokaza da je život zapravo jedna velika igra. bolje rečeno, kockanje. da, kockanje. ali ja sam se naučila kockati. i znam procjeniti ljude jako dobro. ooo, znam.. koliko sam puta rekla frendovima:˝on nije takav kakvim ga vidite˝... sada, nakon nekoliko godina, kažu:˝kako si znala?˝... znam. jednostavno znam. i znam kojim ljudima mogu vjerovati, a kojima ne. i znam one koji nisu vrijedni ono malo blata ispod noktiju. znam one kojima ne bi izustila ni riječi. ne bi. kako se ti sinko ponašaš prema meni, tako ću i ja prema tebi. mada neznam što ljudi imaju od toga da se idu sprdat sa drugima al eto. ako im to čini zadovoljstvo, neka. samo dajte. jer ovakve osobe poput mene uspijevaju. kad tad. a ostali.. u sebi pronađite pravog sebe. sretno. |
utorak, 13.11.2007.
Shto?
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Aime majko mila. Danas je bilo ludilo. Mislim, u školi… da, u školi… kaj školi fali? Lol… škola je zakon :) Mi volimo školu…. Jeeee… Bash sam dobre volje danas bila. Dan je počeo kao i svi drugi… Buđenje u 6 :( …Onda na bus… Ja naravno prva ušla, onda na drugoj stanici ove moje… Moja Dada ponesla svoj mp4 (ja mislim da je 4 :) ) i slušali smo Hey there Delilah… ah :) weeee… Ja sam ˝učila˝ statistiku, a bila sam fakat umorna… To više ne može tako… Svaku večer do 2 budna i ujutro dizanje u 6. A ne ne… Došli u Glinu (kaj to uopće je Glina…Selo?!...) Izašli iz busa, aime e, kak je hladno bilo… Alaaa… Smrzli smo se ko…. Neću reć kaj :) … A Šuntić nije došao sa autom :( … I vučemo se mi nogu na nogu do škole… Mislim da nisam noge osjećala kak je bilo hladno. Jebate, ko da je palo 4 metra snijega… Tak da znate kak je nama svako jutro! … :) Kak ja rekla: for Gad sejk :) haha… Prvi sat imali geografiju. E a šta je ta ženska luda, majke ti… Zakon je… hehe… Najjače mi je kad počne objašnjavat i totalno se uživi… Lol… A čuje ju pola škole kad nešto priča… :) Joj, onda statistika… Aime, trebala je mene pitat jer je prošli put stala na meni… I pazi ti ovo, počne listat odozada, a ja u sredini…. AAAA… :) I tako da me nije pitala…Lol… Weeee… Imam sreće više neg pameti… :) Joj da, pod statistikom, ja i Nela se smijale nešto… Ja se sad ne mogu sjetit kaj… Aime, lol…Al bilo je smijeshno… Aha da, ja sam inače ćorava na daljinu i ne vidim uopće slova na nekih 4 metra udaljenosti (ako je veličina slova 16) :) Lol… Tak da prepisujem od Nele… I profka stavi na grafoskop nekaj da si prepišemo… Ja kad sam vidjela slova (haha), kažem Neli: ˝vidi ti ta slova! LOL˝ A ona se meni pukne smijat :( Lol… Hm, malo smo se zezali sa Filetom. Netko mu je sakrio jaknu (lol) i onak, završi sat…Vidiš njega, ide uzet jaknu, nje nema… Koja je to faca bila! LOOL… :P Ja sam umrla… :D On je stalno mislio da sam ja..Lol.. A ja nemam pojma :) … E i da… Joj, kak sam se sprdala s Pejićem.. Ha ha… Igrica, O-game.. Ono, igrica se odvija u svemiru i sad, pitam ja njega: Pejiću, jesi ti izgradio tenkove?... (napomena-u svemiru se odvija….lol….).. On onak: Ne, ti to imaš… A to sigurno jer si u 5.univerzumu, a ja 1. Hahahahahh… Lool :D I onda još ja počela o nekim samouništivačima njemu pričat. A to uopće u igrici ne postoji… He he … Joj, šta je Marinela pod geografijom provalila…. AAAA…. Hm, ne mogu se sjetit… E da, haha…Pod statistikom, Nela pogriješi i uzme gumicu.. Počne brisat i govori: Ne ne ne… (klimajući glavom lijevo desno) haha.. Da ste vidjeli taj prizor… I da, moja izjava pod statistikom: ˝Marinela, hoću ja ikad odrast?˝ Lol… Nije mi ništa odgovorila al čini mi se da je htjela reć: Nikad… LOL… Poslije, ošli u park i nas dvije išle na vrtuljak… Aime… Ha ha… Ja sam njoj pokazivala kak se sve mogu smijat… Ja imam nekoliko vrsta… :) A ona umire… :D I da, hahahahhaa… Kaže ona: ˝Ide mi sunce u oči˝ i nabije kapuljaču na glavu… Ja se puknem smijat, a ona sva zbunjena kaže:˝šta?˝ Ja onak:˝Ide ti sunce u oči, a ti navučeš kapuljaču koja ti prekriva pozadinu glave… Lol… Jel ti sad smeta sunce?˝ Ona:˝E vidiš, sad ne…˝ Ha ha ha… :) Haha, a tek kad sam pogađala koji auto vozi na vozačkom…Lol… Veli ona meni:˝mali je…˝ Ja onak:˝alfa? Ne… clio?..jel od opela? Ne.. megane?...ne…o jebote, koji je…?˝ Ona:˝neću ti reć, pogodi..˝ O jebem ju luda…lol… I na kraju se ispostavilo d aje Peugeot.. O jebo ga ja :) Al to je sve bilo tako smiješno…da je to strašno… :P |
nedjelja, 11.11.2007.
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srijeda, 07.11.2007.
Emo
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subota, 03.11.2007.
Pokušavam..
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˝Tomorrow will take us away |
never let the fear of striking out.. keep you from playing the game
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Gerard Butler (from the film: p.s I love you)
Something about me
About me:
Name: Sanja
Age- 21
Town- Petrinja
Kontakt: tilaponka@hotmail.com (za one koji se
žele družiti ili uputiti pokoju riječ
ili jednostavno uspostaviti kontakt samnom :))
Well, let's see here,
I'm not very fond of describing myself, but I'll give it a shot.
I find beauty in expressing your feelings through words on
paper. I play a guitar, which is named Falcon and I
also do vocals. I don´t have a band but I would like to.
I'm a problem solver I suppose, I can usually choose the
best course of action for any situation and the answer
usually turns out well.I'm a very easy person to get along
with. I love to have fun and i hate getting hurt. I tend to be
very shy at first but after awhile i get quite loud.I don't think
i am pretty at all. I stand up for what a believe in and when
i get into something i will do anything for it.I've never really
tried to "fit in" in any group. My personality is pretty wild i
can be happy and energized most of the time but every
now and then i just need a quiet day . People say that
I'm a fun person to be around. I always joke and laugh,
and try my best to be good company to those I socialize
with. I believe that it is important to live life fully, and just
have a blast all the time. But don't get me wrong, I can
also be very serious. It depends on the situation.
Plastic surgery, to me, is something that should be
done to people with medical problems. People that
feel uncomfortable about the way they look, should
first of all se a psychologist before they go to the
extreme measure of getting plastic surgery done on
them. Of course it is a human right to do
what you want to yourself, but at the same time,
it is way too many beautiful people that go through
plastic surgery just because they want to look just
a little better. That is unnecessary. I class myself
as just another person. I believe everyone is
unique, yet at the same time everyone is the same.
My personality can change depending on who
I am around, not because I'm trying to impress
them, but because of how comfortable I feel around someone.
I am a very simple yet complex girl, not the kind you usually
walk by in the mall or down in the street, i am hard to come
by cu´z i am so unique. i have a personality with 1000 lies
and face worth 1million reasons why, i have been hurt badly,
treated goodly, and wronged by the right people,, its a harsh
complicating world out there,, and i have the tools to survive it.
i am almost always alone out here but i have many friends now
that can warm me up with many hugs.
Strongly dislikes:
fakes, [stay off my page fer real..i hate fakes, I am everything
you don't need. But somehow you all want more. I'm done taking
orders, and I'm done trying to satisfy you. I don't care anymore.
It's my turn to speak up. and it's everyone else' turn to shut the
fuck up and listen. I don't care who you are, or what you think of
me. Honest. None of you impress me. Your friend count doesn't i
mpress me. Your photoshopped pictures don't make me envious.
I am not one to fall for your bullshit. Lifes not about being yourself,
it's about finding yourself.] perverts, boring people, strawberry
yogurt books oatmeal and this bugs the crap outta me:
PEOPLE WHO TELL ME THEY ARE UGLY AND WONT
QUIT TELLING ME THAT!!!don´t tell me u´r ugly when yew
know very well you're not..or yew have pics of yourself up on
tagged. If yew think u´r that ugly then don´t make an account!
Who really cares about looks..[yea only obsessed people who
think way too highly of themselves]. i know, i know...self esteem
right.. .only reason u´r self esteem is so low is b/c yew let other
people judge yew. Yew let them get to u´r head..well here´s a tip ..
IGNORE THOSE LOSERS!!! And if u´r one who judges others
based on looks.. seriously u need to get a life.
Giving hugs is my favorite hobby. When I say "LOL"
I'm probably not laughing, but smiling. I laugh at things
that happened last month. When people stare at me,
I either wave or stick my toung out at them. I usually
make a weird noise when I yawn.
I'll go anywhere in my pajamas because I'm too lazy to
get dressed.
My life dream is to meet Blind Guardian group
and James Blunt :) ... I adore them :)
Country: Croatia
Bilo vas je:
(zaboravila sam prije stavit :) )
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Oni koji su od početka samnom:
Luka
Jiggo
Invisible kid
Bugga
Veki
Prorok
Ed hunter
Smisao života
Sound of a child
Oni malo poslije ali ne manje dragi:
Estel
Spazz Emo Princess
FOTKO
Lima
littlewordsofmine
Ima jedan svijet gdje živjet bi htjela
Kalu
Ivo
Bitter sweet simphony
Always different
Julias Memorial
mala tlesejica
Mona
Dinamički dečko
Faber
Emo sweety
If she couldnt she would fly away
Miyu
an_eo
Morticia
ONO ŠTO SLUŠAM:
* A Cappella
* Acid Jazz
* African
* Ambient
* Blues
* Celtic
* Children's
* Choir
* Classical
* Classic Rock
* Country
* Disco
* Electronica
* Experimental
* Freestyle
* Funk
* Gospel
* Gothic
* Industrial
* Jazz
* Latin
* New Age
* Punk
* Rap and Hip Hop
* Reggae
* Rock and Pop
* School Bands
* Ska
* Soul and R&B
* Swing
I am still here
- "You know, that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and that person. And you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this gift. And you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time."
-from"Never Been Kissed"
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
Kat Stratford - "10 Thing I hate about you"
* Forrest Gump; My mama always said; ''You got to put the past behind you, before you can move on.'' And I think that's what my running was all about. I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.
Forrest Gump;''My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.''
Carrie Bradshaw
“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.”
“So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.”
“When a relationship dies do we ever really give up the ghost or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past.”
“When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.”
“After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.”
“If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.”
“Can you really forgive if you can't forget?”
“Charlotte: I could never! I have the most terrible fear of heights!
Carrie: Well, I do not... you've seen my shoes.”
“The Eskimos have hundreds of word for snow but we've invented three times that many words for relationships. What really defines a relationship?”
"Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you -- the baby shower."
"Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
Billy : All I'm saying is that there's no good way to break up with someone.
Carrie : Well, it's funny you should mention that Billy, because, actually, there is. You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman, to her face, that you no longer want to see her. Call me crazy but, I think that, you can make a point of ending your relationship in a manner that does not include an e-mail, a doorman, or a missing persons report. I think you could all get over your fear of looking like the bad guy and actually have the uncomfortable break-up conversation Because, here's what; Avoiding that is what makes you the bad guy. And just so you know, Alan;
Andrew : Andrew...
Carrie : Uh huh. Most women aren't angry, irrational psychos. We just want an ending to a relationship that... That is thoughtful and decent and honours what we had together. So my point, Billy, is this; There is a good way to break-up with someone, And it doesn't include a post-it.
Carrie : People say 'Everything happens for a reason.' These people are usually women. And these women are usually sorting through a break-up. It seems that men can get out of a relationship without even a 'Goodbye,' But, apparently, women have to either get married or learn something.
Carrie : Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.
"If you want people to listen,
you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore,
you have to hit them with a sledge hammer.
Then you'll notice you've got their strict attention"
(kevin spacey- se7en)
Melanie: Why would you want to marry me for anyhow?
Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
(Sweet Home Alabama)
"You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone."
(Garden State)
Seinfeld
# I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
# It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
# What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked.
# You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
# Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
# Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
# Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
# That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me
# There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
# According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
# Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
# The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."
# Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
# Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
# People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to
# Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
# The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
# I have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise.
# To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.
# Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
# The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.
# My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.
# I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."
# Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
# See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
# What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later."
# You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each.
# You can measure distance by time. "How far away is it?" "Oh about 20 minutes." But it doesn't work the other way. "When do you get off work?" "Around 3 miles."
# Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."
# I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"
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