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The illusionist formerly known as...
Općenita razmišljanja o životu i svijetu iz pera(tipkovnice?) moje malenkosti. Pišem o sebi i drugima koji su ustvari dosadni pa neću na njih trošiti prostor. So there.
Koliko vas je dosad bilo
Pantera - This Love
If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you
Never ending pain, quickly ending life --
You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love
I'd been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I'd take my life and leave love with you
I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself --
No more head trips
Nakon dugo vremena, evo mene opet...
Ne znam jel ovo netko čita, nije me ni briga, ovaj ide za mene.
Često mi se dogodi da zbog vlastite neodlučnosti fulam neke stvari u životu, tipa, recimo, na primjer veze. Uvijek se dvoumim da li pozvati curu van ili ne, kaj ako kaže ne, bla bla bla. Uobičajeno, jelda? Malo čak i jadno, ali dobro...
Pa, sad sam već dvaput tako popušio i ono, lagano mi je već dosta toga da mi prilike izmiču mojom krivicom.
I, kaj sad? Imam li plan? Magično rješenje iz šešira?
Prva opcija je možda se lagano prestat "družit" sa ženama upitnog morala i još upitnijih godina i najupitnije tolerancije na alkohol i malo stati na loptu...
Kao da mi je dosta malo te, hm, raskalašenosti, ako se to može tako nazvati... Ipak sam već u godinama. :p
Druga opcija je da nastavim ovako kako idem sad, pa dokle ide ide... Ne sviđa mi se to baš, ali kao što rekoh: ne znam, nisam pametan što se toga tiče...
Zbilja ne znam, mislim, ovaj sad zadnji slučaj je bio iz aviona očit da će se dogodit, ali valjda sam se još uvijek (glupo) nadao da će mi se sve servirati na pladnju... Idiot...
E, život ne funkcionira tako... Ako nešto želiš, uzmi to.
Tako će i bit. Bring it on, life! :)
Aj ovako, ako mi itko od anonimaca koji su si kul i komentiraju postove glupostima ima kaj za reć neka mi kaže u lice. Očito znate tko sam pa vam to ne bi trebalo bit teško... Samo me zanima koji je vaš problem, ljudi...
Slipknot - Snuff
Bury all your secrets in my skin
Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins
The air around me still feels like a cage
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
So if you love me, let me go. And run away before I know.
My heart is just too dark to care. I can't destroy what isn't there.
Deliver me into my Fate - If I'm alone I cannot hate
I don't deserve to have you...
My smile was taken long ago
If I can change I hope I never know
I still press your letters to my lips
And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss
I couldn't face a life without your light
But all of that was ripped apart... when you refused to fight
So save your breath, I will not hear. I think I made it very clear.
You couldn't hate enough to love. Is that supposed to be enough?
I only wish you weren't my friend. Then I could hurt you in the end.
I never claimed to be a Saint...
My own was banished long ago
It took the Death of Hope to let you go
So Break Yourself Against My Stones
And Spit Your Pity In My Soul
You Never Needed Any Help
You Sold Me Out To Save Yourself
And I Won't Listen To Your Shame
You Ran Away - You're All The Same
Angels Lie To Keep Control...
My Love Was Punished Long Ago
If You Still Care, Don't Ever Let Me Know
If you still care, don't ever let me know...
Jedan test na fejsbuku me potaknuo na ovaj post, Malo je depresivan, stoga beware...
Dakle ovako, ja: nemam ljubimaca, djece, ne pušim, ne vježbam, nisam u nekom sportskom timu niti u nikakvoj organizaciji, ne volim svoj posao (niti ga imam), ne volim kuhati, ne sviram niti jedan instrument, ne pjevam, ne plešem, ne slikam, ne pišem, ne bavim se klizanjem, ne skijam i ne žongliram.
Nikad nisam ništa ukrao, bio sam pijan prije podne, nikad se nisam ševio na javnom mjestu, ulovili su me da lažem, bio sam uhićen, maštao o suradnicama, varao na testu i želio da sam netko drugi (ponekad još uvijek to poželim).
Nemam nikakvo veliko postignuće u životu, novac mi je ispred svega, nemam posao iz snova, ne vjerujem u nikakve više ciljeve i nemam nikakve posebne talente.
And what does that make me?
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
I has it. :)
Here are the numerous injuries and wounds that Slipknot have encountered whileperforming live.
Note, that not ALL injuries have been listed but more of the major ones.
1. Third-degree burns on leg from lighting himself on fire.
2. Two broken ribs from diving into a guard rail.
3. Cuts and bruises from encounters with Shawn on stage.
4. Jumped off a two-story ledge into a crowd and sprained an ankle.
1. Severely lacerated shin from pulling his drum set on top of him.
2. Broken and scarred knuckles (Mainly from punching things)
3. Concussion and stitches from flying steel pipe (Thrown by Shawn)
1. Cuts and bruises from various accidents.
2. A fan tossed a bottle at him when they were playing on stage, it hit
the back of his head and gave him some bruises.
2. Bruises and cuts
3. Chronically sore neck from headbanging.
1. Cuts and bruises from various accidents.
1. Broken big toe. (Squished under Shawns Keg)
2. Whiplash from headbanging.
1. An assortment of abrasions, bruises and broken bones from physical contact with bandmates.
2. Several slipped vertebrae.
3. Broken ribs
4. Broken knuckles from punching the shit out of himself, keg, fans, bandmates, and pretty much anything in sight.
5. Ozzfest 99': 2 gashes in forehead requiring 39 total stitches from slaming head into keg.
6. Lacerations in head.
7. Dislocated Shoulder from hurling self into drum kit.
8. Split collar bone.
9. Concussion from slamming head into keg.
10. Wide array of general tissue degeneration.
11. Bruised pelvis from failed backflip attempts.
12. Tackled and maced by security (he was riding in a golf cart near the tour buses and security didn't know who he was and Shawn fought back)
1. Severe back problems from his head-banging guitar style.
2. One of the clown's pipes took out a chunk of the fretboard and Mick sliced his hand open while playing
1. A blue, hairless, patch on leg from being lit on fire.
2. Various cuts and bruises.
3. Suffered a servere scalp infection from making his first mask. he pulled out his own hair, made it into dreds and put them onto the mask
4. Fell over on stage and sprained his ankle (Greece 2005)
A Child's Guide To United States Foreign Policy
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.
Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq?
Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being communists and started being capitalists like us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?
A: Don't be a smart-ass.
Q: I didn't think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.
Q: What's a military coup?
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.
Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.
Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.
Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.
Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings, killing over 3,000 Americans.
Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.
Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.
Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.
Q: Fighting drugs?
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.
Q: How did they do such a good job?
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.
Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.
Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too?
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.
Q: What's the difference?
A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.
Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.
Q: Who trained them?
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.
Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.
Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about?
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.
Q: So the Soviets ? I mean, the Russians ? are now our friends?
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either.
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
A: Well, yeah. For a while.
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.
Q: Why did that make him our friend?
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?
A: Most of the time, yes.
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?
A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better.
A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.
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