Jazzie

1. imaš najjeftiniji pokaz u Zagrebu
2. imaš studentske popuste na sve živo (aviokarte, kazalište ...)
3. imaš x-icu i jedeš jako povoljno (nije da je klopa u menzi dobra, ali ipak je nešto)
4. možeš dobiti jeftini smještaj u domu i maknuti se od staraca
5. studentski tulumi su najbolji
6. ne moraš učiti redovito kao u školi, samo za ispite
7. ne moraš odlaziti redovito na predavanja
8. upoznaješ ljude iz cijele zemlje, a ne samo one koji žive 10 metara od tebe
9. možeš se uključiti u razne studentske udruge i ponekad putovati po svijetu za sitne novce (vjerujete, probala)
10. san većine muškaraca ovoga svijet su studentice
... i još puno toga! Zato brucošice, sve na fakultete, ne želite to propustiti! Pa makar ga nikada ne završile, moći ćete djeci (i unucima) jednoga dana pričati: "Dok sam ja bila na fakultetu..."


1. you have the cheapest tram/bus ticket in Zagreb
2. you have student discount on many things (airplane ticket, theatre ...)
3. you have a x-card and you can eat very cheap (the food in the student cafeteria is not too god but it's something)
4. you can get cheap accommodation in students dorm and get rid of the parents
5. student's parties are the best
6. you don't have to learn regularly, just during the exam period
7. you don't have to lectures
8. you meet people from all over the country, not just the ones who leave 10 meters away from you
9. you can be a member of different student asociations and sometimes travel all around the world for not so much money (belive me, I've tried it)
10. the dream of the most men of this world are female students
... and many, many more! So girls, go to university, you don't want to miss it! Even though you never finish it, you will be able to tell your children (and grandchildren) some day: "While I was a student..."

1. možeš pokazati svoje literarne (ne)sposobnosti cijelom svijetu
2. možeš uključiti counter i veseliti se kao malo dijete kada se uveća za 1
3. možeš stiskati gumb refresh puno puta da bi counter pokazao što veći broj
4. možeš ne dati link nikome poznatom
5. ne možeš ga sakriti od nikoga sa kompjuterom i telefonskom linijom
6. možeš čitati tuđe komentare na tvoj blog (i veseliti se da nisi jedini koji posjećuje svoj blog)
7. možeš se ljutiti kad skužiš da od jučer nitko nije posjetio tvoj blog (mene nitko ne voli!)
8. možeš mijenjati izgled svog bloga kada to poželiš (živio www. blog.hr)
9. možeš uključiti sličice (ako znaš kako ih dobiti na ta sva silna ograničenja)
10. imaš što raditi u subotu navečer dok vani pada kiša

1. you can show you literature skills to whole world
2. you can include a counter and be happy as a child when it's incremented by 1
3. you can push the refresh button many times so that the counter shows the bigger number
4. you don't have to give the link to anybody that you know
5. you cannot hide it from anyone with a computer and a phone line
6. you can read other people's comments on your blog (and be happy that you are not the only one who visits it)
7. you can be angry when you realize that since yesterday nobody has visited your blog (nobody likes me!)
8. you can change apperance of your blog whenever you want (long live www.blog.hr)
9. you can include pictures (if you know how to get them into those limits)
10. you have something to do on saturday evening when it's raining outside

1. ne moram gotovo uvijek napraviti prvi korak
2. mogu se napiti za manje love
3. mogu čitati Cosmopolitan i osjećati se kao cure iz "Sex & the City"
4. mogu skakati od veselja kada višemjesečno korištenje kreme protiv celulita rezulitra smanjenjem opsega mojih bedara za puna 2mm
5. mogu potrošiti 500 kuna kod frizera i osjećati se kao pravi komad (tih pola sata dok mi frizura ne splasne)
6. mogu voditi male, ženske razgovore
7. ne moram cijeli život provesti samo u hlačama
8. ne može mi se dogoditi da mi se ne digne
9. mogu glumiti orgazam kada frajer ne valja
10. mogu pisati ovakve gluposti, a da nitko ne kaže da sam derpe*

* Ispričavam se svim članovima homoseksualne zajednice za navedeni izraz. Cilj nije bilo vrijeđanje navedenih, nego je korištenje dotične riječi bilo isključivo u cilju stila

1. I don't have to always make the contact
2. I can get drank for less money
3. I can read Cosmopolitan and feel like girls in Sex & the city
4. I can jump of happiness when using the anti-cellulite cream for several months resolves with 2mm less on my ...
5. can spend 75 euros at hair dressers and feel like a real chick (for half an hour until my hair cut doens't get spoilt)
6. I can have little, female talks
7. I don't have to spend all of my life in pants
8. it cannot happen to me, that I can't get it up
9. I can fake an orgazam when the guy is bad
10. I can write this kind of shit, and nobady tells me that I'm a fag*

* I aplogise to all members of homosexual comunity for using this word. The point wasn't to insult anybody, the use of this word was strictly for the style

1. da mogu piškiti stojećki
2. da se ne moram depilirati (nigdje...)
3. da mogu preskočiti "one dane u mjesecu" baš svaki mjesec
4. da ne moram roditi
5. da se mogu zaštititi jednom običnom "gumicom", a ne cijelom tablom tableta koje uvijek zaboravim popiti
6. da mogu popiti 3 pive, a da nitko ne prokomentira "kako se glupača napila"
7. da kad promijenim 3 komada u jednom mjesecu nitko ne kaže "kurva", nego "frajer"
8. da kada se ne uspijem sparkirati bočno iz prve, ljudi ne komentiraju "baba za volanom"
9. da ne moram kuhati (ne moram ni sada, ali to je kao ženski posao)
10. da mogu čitati ovaj popis i misliti si kako su neki ljudi isfrustrirani, a ne mantrati "da, da, tako je"

1. so that I can piss standing
2. not to have to depilate (anywhere...)
3. so that I can skip "those days" during the month
4. not to have to have a baby
5. so that I can protect with only one kondom, and not with the whole bunch of pils that I always forget to drink
6. so that I can drink 3 beers, and nobody says "look the stupid, how she got drunk"
7. when I change 3 guys in one month nobody says "bitch", but "stud"
8. when I cannot side park my car from the first try, nobody says "lady behind the wheele"
9. not to have to cook (I don't have to do it now, but it's a girl job)
10. so that I can read this list and think how some poeople have issues, and not to say "yes, yes, that's true"