*** samo za one koji znaju engleski... - All meals your parents have ever prepared contain one key ingredient "Vegeta" - You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching pneumonia from the "propuh" (even in the middle of summer) - Your Dida mowes the lawn in knee high black socks and sandals - Your Dida has a shot of Rakija for breakfast - At least one family member makes his own wine - You are the only kid in your class who doesn't get to sleep in on Saturdays because of "Hrvatska Skola" - "Kuhace" are not only used for stirring when cooking...they are also used by Mama to beat you when there is no "siba" handy - At least once before you've told your parents that you'll call the police to report "child abuse" and your parents said "Samo probaj" - When leaving the house to go out, you always receive the same warnings(regardless of age): -"Pazi sta radis", "Pamet u glavu", "Nemoj me sramotit", "Nemoj da ja sta cujem" - Sadly, if something actually does happen, somehow Mama will know before you make it home - Mama gets pissed off at you for bringing home McDonalds saying, "sta ce ti taj junk?" - You know that in addition to fruit flavoured Jello, that gelatin can also be prepared with pigs feet - You love "pasteta", but don't like bringing it to school or work for lunch because you'd be embarassed if someone asked you what it was - There is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA - When upset, it isn't unusual for Tata to send you "u pizdu materinu" - Dida & Baka insist you are quiet while he watches the news even though he doesn't understand a single word they're saying. Regardless of the fact he doesn't understand what they're saying, he knows more about what's going on in the world than you do - Whenever your parents said "vidit cemo" you knew that it meant "NO!" - You cringe when you hear the word BATINE and hide - A CROATIAN wedding consists of a minimum of 1000 people, 2/3 of which you dont even know ......You're still laughing your ass off cause u know every single one of these are true!!!!! ***pozdrav svima!!!!!!*** |
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