- Don't be a whore! Be ANTI-Avril! -

How would I describe my music? I would describe my music as... Avril Lavigne."
That's really descriptive...

"Alanis and Shania are my female idols"
But if Alanis was your idol, why did you say...

"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths"
Yes, I'm confused too.

-"I am so busy - I never get to eat"
Avril, look what happened to Mary-Kate Olsen...

"Modern music mostly sucks"
Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie, YOU ARE MODERN MUSIC!

"I won't let people push me around. If I did, I'd probably look like another Britney Spears."
Too late, you're already another Britney Spears...
"When things are very real and honest they don't go away."
Just like you...but replace 'real' with 'fake' and honest with 'hypocritical'...

"Oh, my God! I can't wait. I have so much to look forward to -
falling in love, getting married, having a house and family."
We don't need any clones of you, Avril, dear!

"I dress cool and I look hot so if you don't like it, SUCK IT!"
No, thank you...

"If anyone tries to kiss my butt I'll tell them 'shut the hell up'."
Who the fuck would want to kiss your ass?!


"No one actually comes up to me and says "You're not punk." but if they did I'd be like "I never fucking said I was!"
Reason: No one wants to talk to you.

Who are Nirvana, are they a rock band?"
Yes, they were a great band, and will always be, but then you said that you and Kurt were rock legends. His ghost is standing beside me, ready to pick you up and throw you into the pit of acid covered spikes. (Yes, I'm dreaming, but hey, who doesn't dream it?)

"My music is true rock."
Yeah, and JoJo is a true black R&B singer...

"No, no, no. Rock stardom. I don't like using the term pop star because that's not my personality. My personality is like a rock star. I'm hardcore."
Drawing fake tattoos is NOT hardcore. Talking shit in your songs is NOT hardcore. Therefore, you are NOT hard-fucking-core!!

"I'm as punk as they come."
For fuck's sake, people, here's the proof: Avril DID say she was punk. God, I'm so sick of people talking crap about. SHE neVA said She wAs PuNk!' She did say it. Now shut the fuck up!

"I wrote the whole album...well co-wrote it"
Someone get this girl a clue!

"Why would anyone want to watch shit like the Osbourne's?"
Maybe because unlike you, they're cool.

"I'm not a bitch or anything, but I can be a bitch. People want me to look all pretty and sexy for pictures, and it's just not my thing"
Sorry, sweetie, you're a bitch! And you've gotten*coughprettyandsexycough* a lot lately...

"Most songs out there are about banging and tits and ass and chicks"
You say 'ass' a lot in your songs...

"Why the hell does Justin Timberlake keep hitting on me? What the fuck is that?"
You know, I hate to say it, but I'd be pretty scared if that girly boy was hitting on me...

"I am the stubble queen!"
Proof she is a man in disguise.

"It's not Ahh-vril. It's Avril!"
No, it's biiii-itch! Biiii-itch!

Evo dokaza da je Avril jadna u pisanju pjesama iako radi s profesionalcima.

You, you need to listen I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone
Ti, ti trebaš slušati. Spotaknut cu se i izgubiti oslonac i ona sam sama
Lijepo za znati, Avril
dumb-o-meter:4/10

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious?!
On je bio dečko
Ona je bila cura
Zar to nije bilo za očekivati?!
Da, Avril, nemam pojma o čemu pričaš i zato ti hvala što si mi objasnila...
dumb-0-meter:8/10

He was a sk8ter boi
She said see you later boy
Ja se iskreno divim tvojem pravopisu
dumb-0-meter:7.9/10

I dont know who you are
but I... I'm with you
Jep, to ima smisla...
dumb-o-meter:8.5/10

Went back home again
this sucks gotta pack up and leave again
Everythings changing when I turn around
all out of my control I'm a mobile.
Dosla sam doma
Ovo je glupo, ponovo se moram spremati i ici
Sve se mjenja kad se ja okrenem
Ja sam mobilna
Mislis ti si mobitel?? Znala sam da si neki stroj, čovjek ne moze biti tako ružan!
dumb-o-meter:8/10

Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
Ponekad postanem čudna
Tako da sama sebe prestrašim
I nas također, i nas također!
dumb-o-meter:6/10

If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I wanna blow you...(extremly long pause)... away
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down...)=(extremely long pause)...
On one knee
Marry me today
Što manje kažem o ovome, to bolje
dumb-o-meter:9/10

Never wore cover-up,
Always beat the boys up,
Grew up in a 5000 population town,
Made my money by cutting grass,
Got fired by fried chicken ass,
All in a small town, Napanee.
Nikad nisam stavljala puder(korektor
Uvijek sam tukla dečke
Odrasla sam u gradu s 5000 ljudi
Zaradila novac košeći travu
Dobila otkaz od vriče kokošje guzice
Sve to u malom gradu, Napanee.
Ahahah! Ok, plakat ću! Lijepa životna priča...
dumb-o-meter:9.7/10

I'm not the milk and cheerios in your spoon
Its not a simple hearing but not so soon
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green
But its amazing what a couple of years can mean
Ja nisam mlijeko i pahuljice(žitarice u tvojoj žlici)
Nije jednostavno za čuti, aili niti tako skoro
Možda sam pala na tu foru kad sam imala 14(godina)
I kad sam bila više zelenija
Mlijeko i pahuljice u tvojoj žlici?!Avril, te riječi su tako duboke i stvarno imaju smisla.. Ja plačem... Um, no. Kad si bila mlađa bila si više zelena?! Znala sma da nisi s ovog planeta!
dumb-o-meter:10/10

She turns on TV
And guess who she sees
Sk8er Boi rocking up MTV
Ona upali tv
I pogodite koga vidi
Skejter je na Mtv-ju
MTV? To je zbilja hardcore rock program, Avril.
dumb-o-meter: 9.1/10


Can't you see that you lie to yourself
You can't see the world through a mirror
Zar ne vidiš da sam sebi lažeš?
Ne možeš vidjeti život kroz ogledalo
Oh, netko sam sebi laže, ha? Zar opet pišeš pjesme iz dubine srca, Avril?
dumb-o-meter:9.3/10

"Nick Carter je zelio samon snimiti jednu pjesmu na njegovom albumu, ali to uopce nije moj stil. Ne zelim se svrstavati u teen pop vrstu glazbe."
Avril, Avril, Avril...Kad ces vec jednom nauciti da ti vec vec jesi ta vrsta glaze??
"Pisem pjesme o svemu sto mi je na srcu"
Dakle beskucnici s skupom olovkom za oci su u tvom srcu?! (Nobody's Home)
"Katkad se osjecam da je itara moj psihofizioterapeut "
Stvarno? Ja sam mislila da gitare ne govore
"Ja definitivno zivim rock nacinom zivota."
Necemo to popusit...
"Ja sam Sid Vicious ove generacije"
Hahaha! U snovima, Avril
" Pogledajte glavnog pjevača. Presladak je! Zapravo je zanimljivo sto slicno izgledamo!." – O najboljem bendu, Hanson
Hanson? Oh, my God, Avril voli Hanson!! Oni su fucking pop! Ja sam mislila da ona mrzi pop! Glavni pjevač izgleda kao Avril? Oh, shit, oni su blizanci!
" Ja ne psujem u svojim pjesmama zato jer sam iz kršćanskog doma."
Možeš li onda objasniti ovo: "All the things you hide form me/all the shit that you do..." (My Happy Ending)?
"Kad sam bila mala mama me oblacila u roze leprsave haljinice za prvi dan skole. Mrzila sam to!!!"
Uhh... Kao i pola svijeta, al mi ne mislimo da smo posebni i neki punkeri zbog toga!!
"Ja uvijek pisem sama svoje pjesme. To je način kako da to sve izbacim iz sebe."
People, we are gonna die!!
"Ljudi poput Shakire nebi trebali snimati albume. Ona niti ne zna pričati engleski kako spada!"
Za one koji ne znaju Shakira zna Engleski, Španjolski, Arapski i Portugalski. Koje jezike ti pričaš Avril?! Your little 'punx rawk' jezik
"Stalno mi prilaze neki pozeri i šminkeri da ima dam autograme i takva sranja: ja bi im najrađe htjela reci, 'Moja glazba nije za ljude poput vas!!'"
To je dokaz kako Avril mrzi svoje fanove.
"Vidim te klinke kao se oblače poput mene i tako ponašaju. Daj si nađite život ljudi! Raz nemožete sami smisliti neki svoj stil??
Evo još jedan... Gledaj Avril, naravno da nemogu smisliti svoj stil jer one tebe kopiraju, a posto niti ti nemaš svoj stil; ZAŠUTI!
" Neki ljudi su me pitali dal ja znam Sex Pistolse. Zašto bih ja to trebala znati? Pa ja sam malda! To su stare stvari, zar ne??"
Khm.. khm... Al zar nisi ti Sid Vicious ove generacije?
"Michelle Branch, pazi se!."
Kao prvo, što je MIchelle Branch napravila da to zasluži?A kao drugo, Avril je ljubomorna jer je Michelle sve što Avril nikad nece biti!