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Moja abeceda

Avion:stvarno se fora voziti u njemu
Bojana:moja najbolja frendica
Crne oči:najlepše oči
Čovek:čudno biće
Ćumez:shack,hovel
Dejan:moj prijatelj iz razreda
Đžip:moj auto
Đerdan:geografija i istorija
Emocije:tears(suze)
Fotoaparat:neizostavljiva stvarčica
Geografija:najbolji predmet,Goran:prijatelj,:gitara
Hijena:ili J.M.
Instinkt:pouzdan
Jastuk:obožavam ga!
Katastrofa:moj brat
Leto:obožavam
Ljudožderi:otišli su iz naše škole
Mačak:moj crni mačak Flak
Norveška:volila bih videti tu zemlju
Njegovan:šta reći?
Odluke:uglavnom krive
Ptice:ne volim ih i bojim ih se!!!
Rammstein:super grupa
Strahinja i Sara:ovo je i previše
Španski vs. Italijanski:Italijanski
Tvrdoglava:ja
Ubistvo:kad ti ništa drugo ne preostaje
Vrisak:ne podnosim vrištanje u mojoj sobi
Zlatni retriveri:najlepši su,moja Amy
Žuta boja:prejakaTO BI BILO TO...komentiraj

-Čuo sam da atomska bomba vredi 1 000 000$?
-Da Bog da mi jedna takva padne u dvorište.


-Konobaru da li je ovo salata za dve osobe?
-Da.
-Ali u njoj je samo jedna glista.


-Perice jesi li nalio ribici sveže vode?
-A zašto mama pa nije ni popila onu od juče.


-Imate li televizore u boji?-zapita plavuša u robnoj kući
-Dakako,samo takve i prodajemo.
-Onda mi dajte jedan ljubičasti


Mama priča svojoj devojčici priču za laku noć
-I onda je vuk pojeo janje jer nije bilo dobro...
Ćerkica je prekine:
-A da je bilo dobro mi bi ga pojeli,zar ne mama???

'Bolan Fato, u kupatilu duhovi.'
'?????'
'Duhovi bolan!'
'Kaaakvi duhovi?'...

Zašto plavuša svaku večer ima mokru kosu?
Jer poljubi zlatnu ribicu za laku noć

Policajac zaustavlja vozača: 'Ne valja vam kočnica. To će vas koštati 300 kuna.
'Super! Za isto su mi u servisu htjeli uzeti 1.500!'

'Kaže vuk:Kad ja počnem zavijati cijela šuma me se boji.
Kaže lav: Kad ja riknem svi bježe.
Kaže mali pilić: Kad ja kihnem celi je svet u strahu!'

Dolazi Mujo pijan kući u dva ujutro. Pokušava otvoriti vrata i potiho skinuti cipele, ali ipak probudi Fatu koja se iz susjedne sobe prodere:
'Gdje ćeš ti, Mujo?'
'Ma imaš pravo, neću nigdje!'

Mujo po drugi put bio na ispitu i ponovo pao. Kad su ga pitali što se desilo, objasnio je:
'Naravno, ista komisija, ista pitanja...'

Šta bosanac peva kad završi osnovnu školu???
-Prođe leto trideseto!


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Humor je pojas za spašavanje u reci života-

-Ako se ne otvoriš životu,dobrom ili lošem,ostaješ usamljen-

-Ljudi zaceljuju lakše od porculanskih šolja, pukotine nas jačaju-

-Ljubav nije samo osećaj,to je smeh koji dolazi iznutra-





Nastup koji je čekao godinama TONY
nastup i u Vukovaru jer sam taj nastup upravo čekao sve ove godine, rekao je Tony napominjući kako u ovom trenutku nije samo vukovarska publika došla na svoje nego i on, jer je dugo čekao svoj prvi koncert u našem gradu. Koncert Tonyja Cetinskog će se održati na parkiralištu hotela Dunav, u subotu 24. lipnja s početkom u 21 sat pod pokroviteljstvom Poglavarstva grada Vukovara i u organizaciji Hrvatskog radija Vukovar.





Ceca
Lepi grome moj

Bio si moja nevinost i greh, moja trema
na usnama od suza krvav trag
kad god te nema

Veciti strah i moje ludilo
da l' odlazis il' ipak ostajes
sad je sve, sve izmedju nas
samo hoces neces

Ref.
A secas li se, lepi grome moj
nekada je tlo pod nama pucalo
srce je u srcu kucalo
ma, reci gde je zapelo

Secas li se, lepi grome moj
pila sam ti kisu sa ramena
jos sam tvoja munja, oganj tvoj
udari opet, grome moj

Bio si moj oslonac i pad, ono ime
koje sam zvala kada ceo svet zaboravi me

Ref.

Evo, zapeni more, zapeni sve u meni
a ti i ja ko dva maslacka
sto se vrte u istoj peni
sto ih vuce na dno

Ref.

Secas li se lepi grome moj
pila sam ti kisu sa ramena
jos sam tvoja munja, oganj tvoj
udari opet, grome moj



My Humps

Black Eyed Peas

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and Donna
Karen, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
And mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
Yo can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.



Hips Don't Lie

Shakira
(feat. Wyclef Jean)

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

They know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Seńorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

don't forget the sexy caribbean girls

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