srijeda, 30.11.2005.

Rambo Amadeus - Plastik fantastik - rijeci pjesme - lyrics

Rijeci pjesme Ramba Amadeusa - Plastik fantastik... doduse, nesto su razlicite u odnosu na one sto se mogu pronaci na albumu... mozda Rambo naidje na ovo i da svoje objasnjenje ;-)

Uglavnom, preuzeto s:
http://www.newimm.com/klub/april_2005/rambo_amadeus.htm

Spot navedene pjesme mozete skinuti sa sluzbenog Rambo Amadeus site-a ;-)
Rambo Amadeus spotovi ili klikom ovdje


Rambo Amadeus - Plastik fantastik
verzija na CDu je nesto drugacija ;-)

Ugrađjujem turbo-sise bombastik
polivinilhlorid silikon elastik
loži se laik skeptik sholastik

kurvice pičkice sponzoruše mačkice
fufice lutkice turbo-folk pjevačice
maserke PR-menadžerice

ja sam plastični hirurg
plastik fantastik
ugrađujem turbo-sise bombastik
polivinilhlorid silikon elastik
loži se laik skeptik agnostik sholastik

sužavam mindžu smanjujem tibu
od lopate pravim vrhunsku ribu
samo pljuni lovu
genge pare
erbeg u jaja armaturu u karu

zatežem lice smanjujem njonju
pumpam usne na pet atmosfera
širim kanal za proterivanje kera
za konačno spajanje proletera

depiliram dlake iz nosa uveta
trajno čupam praziluk iz dupeta
turpijam nokte ispumpavam salo
podižem sve što je vremenom palo

štemujem vilicu na licu anomalije
abartujem genitalije
posuvraćujem kožuricu
od raže ribu od grdne lijepojku
od goveda pile od babe djevojku
od tenka raketu od krmeta pticu
od kamiona avion od vagine picu

samo donesi love pun kufer
ima da ti ugradim rosfraj njufer

al shvati moje usluge ne može platiti svako
socijalno te ne pokriva na ruku mi ide zakon
odbijam mušterije platežne moći slabe
jer ni rođenu majku ne bi operiso džabe

jer džaba ti osiguranje džaba ti zdravstvena knjižica
privatni fondovi multilevel profila
samo kešovinom se oštri hirurškog noža ivica
samo kofer keša je sila sa dovoljno stila

jer džabe te psihijatri oslobađaju od kompleksa
sa labavom buljom nemaš izgleda u surovoj industriji seksa

Ako hoćeš da te ljudi stvarno poštuju
da te poštuju a da im uzimaš lovu
da radiš privatne vip promocije
za galantnu gospodu izložbe erotskog veša
moraćeš ordinaciju da mi napuniš
kubicima gotovine kamionom love
avionom novčanica feribotom keša

ja sam plastični hirurg
plastik fantastik
ugrađujem turbo-sise bombastik
polivinilhlorid silikon elastik
loži se laik skeptik sholastik

kurvice pičkice sponzoruše mačkice
fufice lutkice turbo-folk pjevačice
kuropušačice nakuroskakačice
maserke PR-menadžerice
hot line i ledene televizijske spikerice

u akciju - odmah - na štiklama gibaj
spotove snimaj akontaciju avans
bakšiš žiralno solarno oralno
istraživanje tržišta akceptni nalog
electron karticu primaj
sponzorstvo za projekt

marketing lova pranje centrifuga ispiranje
sada je moment fiskalni račun
odradi ga ispoštuj
ljubazno sa svima menadžerima gazdama
tjelohraniteljima kurajberima
strateškim partnerima brajtnerima

al kad se otrombolji mala
kad dođe do zamora materijala
kada se u mnoštvu pičkopačenika nađe
bogatih roditelja dežurna budala
pa kucne šansa da bi se možda i udala

tad spremi šve sto si zaradila
da bi ti se agencija među nogama temeljno podmladila

donesi love pun kufer
ima da ti ugradim njufer

ja sam plastični hirurg
plastik fantastik
ugrađujem turbo-sise bombastik
polivinilhlorid silikon elastik
loži se laik skeptik sholastik
hipokratova zakletva tjera me da ćutim
al moji pacijenti ne žele da se kriju


Ne čekaju ni da im izvadim konce
lete odma na radio televiziju


hipokratova zakletva tera me da držim jezik za zube
al moji pacijenti bez blama o svojim spojlerima trube
imo sam slučaj za mene najbolja reklama
uz šipku plešu sestre blizankinje baba ćerka i mama
i starac fočo bilder u tange a u tange silikonska salama

hipokratova zakletva tera me da ćutim
kad pacijentov labavi penis implantatom trajno učinim krutim
al moji pacijenti ne žele da se kriju
lete odma na radio televiziju
na radio novine internet televiziju evroviziju direktan prenos mondoviziju

otkud u ovom poslu pitaćeš stari druže
čemu 30 godina obrazovanja ti služe
na debele knjige što si se noću bečio
po klinikama dupe kečio

nekad sam i ja radio samo humane stvari
za malu platu dežuro operiso i liječio
gledao zahvalni pogled izliječenih ljudi
pogled što u srcu najplemenitiji osjećaj budi

onda su krenuli da kruže helikopteri
pijane orgije i ratni poklici iz fotelja
vreće sa tjelima sjebane mladosti iskidanog mesa
ratna hirurgija očaj roditelja

pa onda odjednom eto ti mira dadoše ljudima igara i hleba
jer najlepše sjaje zvjezde sa estradnog neba
estrada postade nauka sport kultura politika
jer estradu ne prlja ni znanje ni moral ni kritika

vidim sve je krenulo da se mjeri kroz lovu
duh je predao borbu svi navijaju za materiju
nisam mogao da podnesem da me zajebavaju klinci
pustio sam u srce tu opasnu bakteriju
odjednom osjetih kako punim svoju bateriju

rekao sam sebi dosta sam kusao svoju spartansku kašu
ne želim da budem blesavi šumar
dok drugi uživaju u srnećem gulašu
srnećim leđima srnećem paprikašu

trebalo je samo nekoliko glupih dozvola
par stotina eura mitologije
ordinacija je ubrzo bila opremljena gotova
sad samo uzimam lovu i režem bez patetike bez demagogije

Sad radim u struci sam sam svoj gazda
sam sam većinski vlasnik privatnog preduzeća
ne bojim se pogrešne investicije finansijske policije
moja štednja u embrlajz banci svakim danom sve je veća i veća

štos je samo u tome što sam prestao da gajim
bilo kakve moralne ambicije
presto sam da želim da ljudi o meni govore
kako sam dobar human plemenit

jer dobar i lud su rođena braća
kad je neko dobar stavi na njega samar pa ga jaši mavaši
najgore jašu ovi naši jašu bez sedla ko apaši
kurta uzjaši prije no što murta sjaši

sad moja pojava izaziva strahopoštovanje
armani odijelo oksford kravata
sab jaguar bentli ja sam čovjek od ukusa
na balkonu svoje vile ne smrdi kaca kiselog kupusa

ložim kamin dok sviram stenvej
a na klaviru se prevrće mlada pica
u kabinetu u negližeu cvrkuće sekretarica
prašinu briše francuska sobarica
ispod klavira čući i puši ga napaljena šiparica

i niko ne smije da me pipne u moje carstvo slučajno da dira
jer supruge najmoćnijih ljudi čekaju da dođu pod moj skalpel
a niko nije imun na intimu emociju ženski karakter
najljućeg neprijatelja zaustavlja pogled na pun brushalter

- 09:27 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

petak, 25.11.2005.

Petak

Petak je najumorniji dan u tjednu.

Ujedno je to i dan prije subote.
- 23:50 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

četvrtak, 24.11.2005.

Oracle PHP Cookbook

O tome sto Oracle misli o PHPu moze se vidjeti na potonjoj adresi... pogodno za sve nadri-enterprise mambodzamboe koji vole pljuckati po PHPu.... ;-)

The Oracle+PHP Cookbook


Explore a broad range of HowTos for leveraging Oracle's PL/SQL APIs in PHP applications.

Welcome to the Oracle+PHP Cookbook! Whether you are a Web developer or enterprise developer looking to combine the robustness of the Oracle engine with the simplicity, performance, and ease-of-use of PHP, you are bound to find several interesting "recipes" here, each contributed by PHP coders, that will help you take full advantage of both technologies.

- 10:16 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

srijeda, 23.11.2005.

TurboDbAdmin - Ajax MySQL DB admin

TurboDbAdmin - Ajax MySQL DB admin


Single-page solution for exploring and editing databases from a browser. Edit data just like you would in a desktop application, without submit buttons or page refreshes. Built using cutting-edge TurboWidgets and the Dojo Toolkit.
We are proud to release our first public Beta version. TurboDbAdmin is free to download and install on any standard web server.
- 10:15 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

History's Worst Software Bugs

Citah malo Wiredov clanak o (nekim) najgorim sw bugovima, pa si sve nesto kontam jesu gori ti bugovi za koje nisam ni znao da postoje (svjetlosnim godinama udaljeni od mene) ili oni "mali sitni buci-buci" bugovi koji se mogu zavuci u moj code i zbog cega bi "trpila proizvodnja" - citaj: ovisila moja egzistencija...;-) all in all, sve se svodi na onaj stari kokoshji test egoizma o biranju izmedju smrti bliznje osobe ili par tisuca ljudi na drugom kraju svijeta.

Hm... sto je pomoglo u toj silnoj desenzibilizaciji?! TV? Moguce...

Kako god, evo linka na odlican Wiredov clanak...

History's Worst Software Bugs

02:00 AM Nov. 08, 2005 PT

Last month automaker Toyota announced a recall of 160,000 of its Prius hybrid vehicles following reports of vehicle warning lights illuminating for no reason, and cars' gasoline engines stalling unexpectedly. But unlike the large-scale auto recalls of years past, the root of the Prius issue wasn't a hardware problem -- it was a programming error in the smart car's embedded code. The Prius had a software bug.

- 09:39 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

utorak, 22.11.2005.

The best, simplest javascript DHTML calendar

Za jednostavne calendar (kalendar) selecte:
The best, simplest javascript DHTML calendar

Za malo slozenije:
The DHTML / JavaScript Calendar Best and open-source
- 10:17 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

četvrtak, 17.11.2005.

php ADOdb (+ ADOdb lite) - DB abstraction layer

Koristim ga vec neko vrijeme… predivno… a od nedavno i predivno lite

PHP ADOdb

php ADOdb lite

ADOdb is a database abstraction library for PHP. There is also a Python version; see the ADOdb for Python docs.

The PHP version currently supports an amazing number of databases, thanks to the wonderful ADOdb community: MySQL, PostgreSQL, Interbase, Firebird, Informix, Oracle, MS SQL, Foxpro, Access, ADO, Sybase, FrontBase, DB2, SAP DB, SQLite, Netezza, LDAP, and ODBC, ODBTP. The Sybase, Informix, FrontBase and PostgreSQL, Netezza, LDAP, ODBTP drivers are community contributions.
- 10:09 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

srijeda, 16.11.2005.

Free file upload sites (upload - download)

Mozda nekom pomogne ili zatreba negdje ostaviti pokoji file… evo par mjesta gdje i kako to napraviti

http://fileupyours.com
Everything unlimited

http://datapickup.com
Max File Size: 1.5GB
File deleted after 7 days

http://freespace.filefront.com
Max File Size: 1GB (Files cannot be larger than 1GB or take more than 10 hours to upload)
Everything else is unlimited.

http://www.yousendit.com
Max File Size: 1GB
File deleted after 7 days

http://www.transferbigfiles.com
Max File Size: 1GB
File deleted after 5 days/20 downloads

http://ftpz.us
Max File Size: (was 498MB now 880MB)
Everything else is unlimited

http://www.zupload.com/
Max File Size: 500MB

http://www.sexuploader.com/
Max File Size: 500MB
Looks and acts like MegaUpload

http://www.spread-it.com
Max File Size: 500MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days

http://www.thefilehut.com
Max File Size: 250MB
Free registration required

http://www.megaupload.com
Max File Size: 250MB (used to be 500MB)
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days

http://www.updownloadserver.com
Max File Size: 250MB (Uploads will be checked by an admin before publishing)

http://www.sharebigfile.com
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File deleted after 7 days

http://www.filecache.de
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File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days

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Free registration required

http://www.pushfile.net
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File deleted if not downloaded for 7 days

http://www.dropload.com
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File deleted after 7 days or after the first download (yep.. it’s true)

http://www.turboupload.com
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http://www.filehd.com/index.php
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http://www.picapic.net
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http://www.nexmicrosystems.com
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File deleted after 30 days

http://www.savefile.com
Max File Size: 60MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 14 or 30 days. FAQ says 14, upload page says 30…

http://www.psychohost.com
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Everything else unlimited.

http://www.freeuploader.com
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http://www.ushareit.com
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http://sharefiles.ru
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File deleted after 30 days

http://www.wirefiles.com
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http://www.xshare.us
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http://rapidshare.de
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Download Limit: 50MB/hour
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days

http://qfile.de
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File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days

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http://www.gigashare.com
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http://www.uploadsend.com/
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http://illhostit.com
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http://www.filebuffer.net
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Everything else seems to be unlimited

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Free registration required
Everything else is unlimited

http://up.li.ru
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File deleted after 3 days (2 months if file extension is jpg/jpeg/png)

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File deleted after 14 days

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Free registration required

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File deleted after 14 days

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http://www.webfile.ru
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File deleted after 7 days

http://www.yourfilehost.com
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File deleted if not downloaded for 14 days

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http://www.filesupload.com
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File deleted after 30 days

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File deleted if not viewed for 30 days

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File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days

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http://www.uploadx.net
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http://www.filepost.us
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Free registration required

http://www.thefilebucket.com
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http://www.flypicture.com
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File deleted after 30 days

http://www.bestupload.com
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File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days

http://www.zippyvideos.com/
20mb
video uploads and browsing uploaded files allowed free or free accounts

http://www.tienesunvideo.com/index.php
extensions:
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http://www.jotapeges.com/v5.1/
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9.53mb

http://www.perushare.com/
supposedly 50mb

http://www.sendmefile.com/index.htm
also streaming video hosting
upload limit : 30 MB
donwload limit : 14 Days

http://www.updownloadserver.de/
250mb

http://www.uploadtemple.com/index.php
30mb

- 10:07 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

Eto mene...

Eto mene i ovdje... ;-)

Izvorni blog ce uvijek biti na cacan.blog385.com, dok ovo mjesto dobro dodje kao dobar backup. ;-) A mozda i vise ljudi naleti na ovo... ;-)
- 09:55 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

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