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subota, 24.02.2007.

...nestrpljiva sam...

Nadam se.
I želim.
Ne mogu se strpiti.
Čekam četvrtak, čekam ga više nego ikoji drugi.
Ma, znam, mora biti tako!
Moraš biti tu!
Volim te ljubavi!
Znam da je sve u redu!
Vidimo se u četvrtak anđele!

- 15:35 - Komentari (10) - Isprintaj - #

srijeda, 21.02.2007.

...neki novi pogledi...

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- 21:11 - Komentari (3) - Isprintaj - #

utorak, 13.02.2007.

...jebem ti UN dijetu...



...jer mi je danas prvi dan...
...jer sam gladna...
...jer svi koji su mi pričali o istoj i koji su preživjeli prve dane, vele da nisu bili gladni...
...jer sam živčana...
...jer svi koji su mi pričali o istoj i koji su preživjeli prve dane, vele da nisu bili živčani...
...jer nemam vagu da znam od kud krećem...
...jer nemam vagu da znam kako napredujem...
...jer mi je čitavo jutro muka od dvije kruške natašte...
...jer ne smijem taknut one medenjake iz frižidera...
...jer sam gladna...
...jer imam malo vremena za pripremu jela kakvo trebam jest...
...jer me od iste boli glava...
...jer nikad nisam bila na dijeti...
...jer ne izgledam ko teta na slici...
...jer nisam sretna ko teta sa slike...
...jer sam u PMSu i jela bi tri put više od onoga što okom mogu vidjet...
...jer svi su na dijeti, što ja ne bi bila u trendu...
...jer sam gladna...
...jer ne znam pod koju kategoriju da stavim ovaj post...
...jer sam ipak odabrala "gastronomiju" a nema veze s tim pojmom...
...jer tko izda pizda...

- 20:14 - Komentari (15) - Isprintaj - #

četvrtak, 08.02.2007.

?!?!

Sigurna sam da prijevod teksta nije potreban...

NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:

"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.
Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" eed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."

Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'

"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'






I dalje tražim Kaleidoskop, pa je svaka vaša pomoć i dalje, više nego dobrodošla! :)

- 22:55 - Komentari (7) - Isprintaj - #

utorak, 06.02.2007.

...traži se...

Kaleidoskop.
Optička naprava, u obliku valjka (cijevi), sastavljena od tri ili više ravnih ogledala položenim tako da se dijelovi, najčešće raznobojnog stakla, ogledaju u bezbroj simetričnih figura. Svaka mala promjena položaja stakla čini novu sliku, stvara novo savršenstvo.

Obožavala sam ga ko klinka. Satima sam gledala slike koje je proizvodio i svakim pokretom, svakom promjenom slike, ponovo bi mu se divila. Svaki pomak činio je novi svijet, nove priče.



Molim vas, ako slučajno znate, gdje bi ga mogla nabaviti da mi javite, da me vrati u djetinjstvo, da mi vrati sve one maštarije i izmišljene svijetove.

Zahvaljujem!

- 21:31 - Komentari (5) - Isprintaj - #

četvrtak, 01.02.2007.

...danas sam...



…godinu starija.



Update: Hvala vam svima na čestitkama, od srca!

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