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.....It's true,
we're all a little insane
but it's al so clear
now that i'm unchained...
..this night walk the dead...
Nadimak: Beast
Šk: 18.gimnazija
msn: imam..kewl...
Alastrous
Dimmu Borgir - Burn in Hell
WELCOME TO THE ABANDONED LAND
COME ON IN, CHILD; TAKE MY HAND
HERE THERE'S NO WORK OR PLAY
ONLY ONE BILL TO PAY
THERE'S JUST FIVE WORDS TO SAY
AS YOU GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
OH BURN IN HELL
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE WRONG IN MY LIFE
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING I'VE LIVED ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE
WELL, I'VE PLAYED WITH FIRE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET MYSELF BURNED
TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE, SO I THINK THAT IT'S TIME FOR A TURN
BEFORE I BURN IN HELL
OH BURN IN HELL
TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN YOUR HEART; TELL ME WHAT DO YOU SEE?
IT'S BLACK AND IT'S DARK, NOW IS THAT HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE?
IT'S UP TO YOU; WHAT YOU DO WILL DECIDE YOUR OWN FATE
MAKE YOUR CHOICE NOW FOR TOMORROW MAY BE FAR TOO LATE.
AND THEN YOU BURN IN HELL
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
(YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL)
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
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HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
(YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL)
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL,
Theatre des Vampires -Dances With Satan (Cut The Throat Version)
Dances with Satan into the pentagram, drink the blood of virgins
Rape a nun on the altar, your mine's out of control!!
Enchanted from this macabre atmosphere
Body...in the cell...mind...in other dimension
Dances with Satan in the burning church, suck the essence of the black priest
Crucify the priest, spit on his face, set on fire his body
Enchanted from this unholy visions, body in agony on the bed...pulsing brain!!
Dances with Satan
Laudate Deum Nostrum !
"Now are thoughts thou shalt not banish,
Now are visions ne'er to vanish ;
From thy spirit shall they pass
No more, like dew-drop from the grass."
[Taken from "Spirit of the dead", E.A Poe]
Laudate Deum Nostrum !
Quis Farabit Librum Istum...Non Videbit Jesum Christum
Sed Descendt In Infernum...Ad Paenadum in Aeturnum
In Societate Diabularum...Per Infinita Saecolorum
Lucifer, Pape Satan, Pater Filius et Spiritus trinitas Universi
Rex Imperator, Deus Infernorum
Ave Patri Nostri! Ave Satani!
Hell:Symmetry by Laibach
I WILL TAKE YOUR THOUGHTS
AND I'LL MAKE THEM MINE
I WILL SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE
AND I'LL MAKE IT MINE
IT WILL SOUND DIFFERENT,
CLEAR-CUT AND CRUDE.
IT WILL SOUND STRONGER
ONCE IT IS MINE.
LOVE ME
LOVE ME NOT
LOVE ME
LOVE ME - NOT
I WILL TAKE YOUR ANGER
AND I?LL MAKE IT MINE
I WILL DEMONIZE IT
AND IT WILL MULTIPLY
YOU WILL THEN ABSORB THIS ANGER
INTO YOUR DESIRES
YOU WILL DRAW MY POISON
INTO YOUR HEART AND MIND.
LOVE ME
LOVE ME NOT
LOVE ME
LOVE ME - NOT
THEN I'LL TAKE YOUR FEAR
AND I'LL TURN IT UP
I WILL FEED YOUR HUNGER
WITH AN EMPTY RHYME
I'LL CHANGE YOUR DESIRES
INTO PUBLIC CRIMES
I WILL STEAL YOUR TIME
AND I'LL MAKE IT MINE
LOVE ME
LOVE ME NOT
LOVE ME
LOVE ME - NOT
WELCOME TO THE INDUSTRY
OF SEVEN DEADLY SINS
WALK INTO THE UNIVERSE
OF LAIBACH KUNST MACHINE
IT'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL, POSSESS YOUR MIND
SCORE DEADLY CHANNELS IN YOUR HEART
BUT YOU WILL KNEEL DOWN UNASHAMED
WHEN EVIL TAKES YOU BY THE HAND.
LOVE ME
LOVE ME NOT
LOVE ME
LOVE ME - NOT
IT'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL
POSSESS YOUR MIND
YOUR HELL IS ABOUT TO START
::::::::::vicevi::::::::::
Muž i žena radili u vrtu jedno popodne. Muž je čistio roštilj, a žena uređivala vrt. Muž: 'Tvoja je guzica
velika kao ovaj roštilj.' Navečer se muž ušulja ženi u krevet. Žena će na to:
'Jesi li ti normalan, pa neću valjda paliti roštilj zbog tog malog ćevapa!
U blagovaonici luksuznog broda bogati postariji muž kaže svojoj ženi: 'Zamisli, onaj brodski liječnik hvali
se da je spavao sa svim ženama na brodu osim jedne.' Žena odgovara: 'O, to je sigurno ona
odvratna baba koja sjedi sama u kutu!'
I izviđači vježbaju preživljavanje u prirodi. Glavni među njima im kaže:
'Imam dobru i lošu vijest. Prvo loša: ručak su kišne gliste.
A, evo i dobre: nema dovoljno za sve.'
Nađu se dva umirovljenika na Jelačić placu.
' Stari, jesi li donio kruha za golubove?'
' Znaš, nisam mogao, nije bilo kruha u kući!'
' Dobro, nema veze onda ćemo ih jesti bez kruha.'
Kako se zaštititi od ptičje gripe?
Ne držati patku!
Ne stavljati patku u usta!
izbjegavati ševu!
Ne družiti se s kokošima!
Učiteljica pita Ivicu:
' Koliko je dva i dva?'
I ivica k'o iz topa odgovara:
' Četiri.'
Na to će učiteljica: 'Ivice sjedni. Pet.'
I ivica: 'Aaaaaaa. Da, da, pet!'
idu dva kotača i valjaju se od smijeha!
dva pijanca razgovaraju za šankom: 'Kako reagira tvoja žena kad pijan dođeš kući?'
' Nisam oženjen.'
' Pa zašto onda piješ?!'
'Što ti radi žena?' 'Ona je prostitutka.' 'Oooo, pa znaš li ti šta to znači?' 'Ne znam, ali znam
da tvoja žena pomaže mojoj ženi kad ima puno posla.'
'Idu dva 'Š' ulicom i sretnu 'S'. 'Š' prokomentira:
'A vidi onog glupana što se zalizo!
'Posljednja istraživanja su pokazala
zašto muškarci uživaju u oralnom seksu: 10% voli taj osjećaj,
12% voli dominantnost,
a 78% jednostavno voli tišinu.
Dođe žena s posla i dere se na muža: 'Ti si nesposoban. I majka ti je nesposobna.
Čitava obitelj ti je nesposobna. Kad bi se održalo natjecanje 'ko je nesposoban, ti bi osvojio drugo mjesto.'
A muž pita: 'Zašto drugo?'
Žena odgovara: 'Zato što si nesposoban!
'Pita tata Ivicu koliko je dobio iz testa. 'Tata, dobio sam 4.' Nešto zapišti i tata kaže: 'E, nećeš
ti mene zezat, majmune jedan!' 'Dobro, dobio sam 2.' Detektor laži zapišti još jače. 'Sine, srami se.
Tata je u tvojim godinama nizao same petice.' I detektor eksplodira.
Šeće Perica s bakom i ugleda 100 eura na cesti. Sagne se kako će ih uzeti, ali baka
ga zaustavi: 'Ne, ne, s poda se ništa ne dira!'
Iznenada baka padne i kaže Perici: 'Daj baki ruku!'
Perica odgovara: 'Ne, ne, s poda se ništa ne dira.'
Ja mislim da znam što mislim, ali mišljenja sam da mislim ono što znam, a to je da mislim samo kad mi se misli o nečemu što je vrijedno mišljenja
Kaže tajnica šefu: 'Znam da se bojite špijunaže, ali ne trebate mi tri puta dnevno gledati
pod suknju tražeći skrivenu kameru!'
Policajac zaustavi dječaka koji puši: 'Nemoj pušiti, pušenje skraćuje život! 'Koliko ti je godina?'
Dječak odgovara: '12.'
'Eto, a da ne pušiš sad bi imao 15.'
Par viceva za početak....bye
