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u skladu ovog vremena danas
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lagano pjevusiti stihove i uzivati u suncu... " UV zrake vrlo su štetne, one su ultraviolentne Mora da metne ulje svako, ulje šta ima zaštitni faktor Pa se sakrit iza žbunja od opeklina 3.-eg stupnja Ili ispod borovih grana, ili u hladu suncobrana Najpametnije je ne izlazit iz stana, sve dok ima svitla od dana Jer od UV zraka dobiješ raka, raka kože, ne daj Bože Kroz atmosferske rupe sunce nas prži, nema ozona da UV zrake drži Nema ozone da odbija sotone, UV zrakone šta nose karcinome. R: Al nema veze nek Sunce sija Njegova energija nam prija Koža nam upija kvantove valne Fatalne, ma nek nas ubija. Slabo iden vanka prije mraka, jer se čuvan od UV zraka Rekla mi majka, dobro se pazi, sve vidljive dijelove kože maži Iman ulja, iman kreme i paste, stavljan na se protiv ultraljubičaste kraste I stvar bitna, ne zaboravljan nikad, izać vanka bez sunčanih cvika Tamne očale, brale, bilo kakve, samo da štite od UV zrake, Jer UV zrake vrlo su otrovne, al stavin cvike, jer one su otporne (na) R: Al nema veze nek sunce sija Njegova energija nam prija Koža nam upija kvantove valne Fatalne, ma nek nas ubija " |
phone call
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((((RING)))) (((RING)))**Pick Up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now" Brief Pause... "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead" ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? .....Is this 555-7039??" |