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Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

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U timu su:
Jakov-Jax
Borna-Bobo
Ivana-Nofuck

Bok!Ja sam Jakov,ali svi me zovu Jax.Pišem ovaj blog zbog sira.Pisat ću o svom životu i o sranjimja koje mi se svakodnevno događaju u onoj jebenoj školi i izvan nje.Najviše vremena provodim na igralištu sa svojim najboljim prijateljima Dinojem i Markom.Tamo igram nogomet,ali i različita sranja.Recimo,svakodnevno kradem trešnje pokojnoj babi Jagi ili razbijem koji jebeni prozor.U školi prolazim s jedva odličnim uspjehom.Imam par četvorki jer mi one kurve iz prirode i zemljopisa neću dati 5.U školi imam preprepreprevelike sreće i uvijek se izvlačim iz svakakvih sranja.NPR.za danas sam moral zadaću iz matematike napisat dvaput,ili bi dobil onu usranu ocjenu.Nisam je napisal niti jedanput,ali matke nije bilo neg je bila ona jebena,usrana i glupa radionica no ja se nisam žalil.Isto tak sam kurvi iz prirode predal burazov herbarij koji sam dopunil tuđim biljkama i nisam dobil kulju jer me nije skužila.Evo i nekaj o mojim best frendovima:
DINO ZAGORŠČAK-dobar je frend i uvijek je spreman pomoći
MARKO ŠAMEC-isto je dobar frend ali je jako tvrdoglav
LUKA STANIŠIĆ-on je isto super frend i uvijek mi pomaže u sranjima.


Bok!Ja sam drugi član anti-gay teama.Zovem se Ivan Novak ali svi me zovu Nofuck.Slušam 50-cent,Eminema,Xzibita i Trick-Trick,a i sam sam reper. Treniram košarku igram na šuterovoj poziciji i uzor mi je Tracy McGrady. Kompjuterski sam profić i profesionalno se bavim gledanjem pornića. U školi prolazim najvjerovatnije s 4,a škola mi ide već na kurac. Nastavnice iz povijesti, zemljopisa i prirode mi neću dati 5. Već mi je i njemački dopizdel isto. A i imam manje sreće od Jaxa.al sad će praznici. U slobodno vrijeme igram se na kompjuteru "učim" i igram košarku s prijateljima Mimiem, Boboem, Pokosom i Pinkyem. A i starci me stalno gnjave doslovno mi nedaju mira. No hvala ti Bože sad budem išel u kamp pa ih se bum rešil. Curu nemam pa zato navalite.
Best friends su :
Bobo- onaj koj se zna zajebavati
Pinky- the stupid one
Jax-ženskar
Mimi-zovite ga GAYSHA

Bok! Ime mi je Borna,ali me svi zovu Bobo ili Mrvica .Pišem ovaj blog jer mi je dosadno i nemam pametnijeg posla za raditi .Igram i treniram košarku,a uzor mi je Ben Wallace jer super igra i ima fora frizuru. Kad sam doma, većinu vremena provodim slušajući glazbu ,a usput pogledam koji pornić . Starci () su mi O.K. pa se nemam za što žaliti....Mrzim narodnjake i neke ljude,a najviše volim slušti glazbu(Iron Maiden i Led Zeppelin),gledati televiziju,visiti na kompu i naravno družiti se i izlazizi sa naj frendovima i frendicama....
FRENDOVI
MIMI : ulazi u pubertet
GUNDIĆ : O.K
JURA : zver tip
MATO : neću komentirat
JAX : lalala
HANŽA : pitajte Ivanu
DUJNIĆ : ak je koja cura slobodna,javite mu se
i ostali,podsijetite me u školi
FRENDICE
IVANA : super cura
PAULA : isto super cura
ICA : isto super cura
PATRISHA : isto super cura
NOVAK : isto super cura
DORA : isto super cura
i ostale,podsijetite me u školi

A ovo je jedna pjesma od Iron Maidena(nisam stavil Fear of the Dark kad to svi znaju napamet)

Dance Of Death

[Gers / Harris]

Let me tell you a story to chill the bones
About a thing that I saw
One night wandering in the everglades
I'd one drink but no more

I was rambling, enjoying the bright moonlight
Gazing up at the stars
Not aware of a presence so near to me
Watching my every move

Feeling scared and I fell to my knees
As something rushed me from the trees
Took me to an unholy place
And that is where I fell from grace

Then they summoned me over to join in with them
To the dance of the dead
Into the circle of fire I followed them
Into the middle I was led

As if time had stopped still I was numb with fear
But still I wanted to go
And the blaze of the fire did no hurt upon me
As I walked onto the coals

And I felt I was in a trance
And my spirit was lifted from me
And if only someone had the chance
To witness what happened to me

And I danced and I pranced and I sang with them
All had death in their eyes
Lifeless figures they were undead all of them
They had ascended from hell

As I danced with the dead
My free spirit was laughing and howling down at me
Below my undead body
Just danced the circle of dead

Until the time came to reunite us both
My spirit came back down to me
I didn't know if I was alive or dead
As the others all joined in with me

By luck then a skirmish started
And took the attention away from me
When they took their gaze from me
Was the moment that I fled

I ran like hell faster than the wind
But behind I did not glance
One thing that I did not dare
Was to look just straight ahead

When you know that your time has come around
You know you'll be prepared for it
Say your last goodbyes to everyone
Drink and say a prayer for it

When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed
And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead
When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed
And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead

To this day I guess I'll never know
Just why they let me go
But I'll never go dancing no more
'Til I dance with the dead


Još jedna od Maidena


Wrathchild

[Steve Harris]

I was born into a scene of angriness and greed, and dominance and persecution.
My mother was a queen, my dad I've never seen, I was never meant to be.
And now I spend my time looking all around,
For a man that's nowhere to be found.
Until I find him I'm never gonna stop searching,
I'm gonna find my man, gonna travel around.

[Chorus]
'Cos I'm a wrathchild, well I'm a wrathchild.
Yeah I'm a wrathchild. I'm coming to get you, oooh yeah.

Say it doesn't matter ain't nothin' gonna alter the course of my destination.
I know I've got to find some serious piece of mind, or I know I'll go crazy.
But now I spend my time looking all around,
For a man thats nowhere to be found.
Until I find him I'm never gonna stop searching,
I'm gonna find my man, gonna travel around.

[Chorus]


Purgatory

[Steve Harris]

Thinking of an age old dream, places I have never seen,
Fantasies lived times before.
I split my brain, melt through the floor.

Over clouds my mind will fly, forever now I can't think why.
My body tries to leave my soul.
Or is it me, I just don't know.
Mem'ries rising from the past, the future's shaddow overcast.
Something's clutching at my head, through the darkness I'll be led.

Oh another time, another place.
Oh another smile on another face.
When you see me floating up beside you,
You get the feeling that all my love's inside of you.

Please take me away, take me away, so far away.
Please take me away, take me away, so far away.
Please take me away, take me away, so far away.

Thinking of an age old dream, places I have never seen,
Fantasies lived times before.
I split my brain, melt through the floor.

Over clouds my mind will fly, forever now I can't think why.
My body tries to leave my soul.
Or is it me, I just don't know.
Mem'ries rising from the past, the future's shaddow overcast.
Something's clutching at my head, through the darkness I'll be led.

Oh another time, another place.
Oh another smile on another face.
When you see me walking up beside you,
You get the feeling that all my love's inside of you.

Please take me away, take me away, so far away.
Please take me away, take me away, so far away.
Please take me away, take me away, so far away.

Ovo je jebena pjesma od Maidena(obavezno poslušajte i pročitajte)

No Prayer For The Dying

[Harris]

There are times when I've wondered
And times when I've cried
When my prayers they were answered
At times when I've lied
But if you asked me a question
Would I tell you the truth
Now there's something to bet on
You've got nothing to lose

When I've sat by the window
And gazed at the rain
With an ache in my heart
But never feeling the pain
And if you would tell me
Just what my life means
Walking a long road
Never reaching the end

God give me the answer to my life
God give me the answer to my dreams
God give me the answer to my prayers
God give me the answer to my being

Ovo je jedna pjesme od malo manje poznate grupe Dragon Force,ali je pjesma zver.....

Valley Of The Damned

On a cold dark winter night hidden by the stormy light
A battle rages for the right for what will become
In the valley of the damned a warrior with sword in hand
Travels fast across the land for freedom he rides

And the sign from the master on high screams aloud and across hear the cry
For the kingdom of fire and ice and the power to be alive
Be strong ride on, carry on through the war
Come along carry on, living for ever more

On the wings of death by the hands of doom
By the darkest light from the darkest moon
Crossing silent seas over mountains high
For we stand as one tonight

On the black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide
When the master will storm us
He'll stand high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light

In the valley of the damned
Days breaks with golden strand
Over pastures green it glows
To where night returns

In the shadows faces appear
Warriors wearing full metal gear
All join together one and all
Before the glorious light

Rise up, gather around
Come and hear what is said
Use your senses open your mind
Don't you ever forget

On the wings of life, by the hands of hope
By the brightest light from the brightest sun
Crossing silent seas over mountains high
To the valley of the damned

On the black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide
When the master will storm us
He'll stand high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light

On the black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide
When the master will storm us
He'll stand high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light

The black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide
When the master will storm us
He'll stand high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light

The black...

E ljudi,daj poslušajte ovo,jedan od najboljih glazbenika:Manu Chao

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Me gusta la maana, me gustas tu.
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Que voy a hacer,
je ne sais pas
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Me gusta la moto, me gustas tu.
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Que voy a hacer,
je ne sais pas
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Me gusta la cena, me gustas tu.
Me gusta la vecina, me gustas tu.
Me gusta su cocina, me gustas tu.
Me gusta camelar, me gustas tu.
Me gusta la guitarra, me gustas tu.
Me gusta el regaee, me gustas tu.
Que voy a hacer,
je ne sais pas
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Me gusta la canela, me gustas tu.
Me gusta el fuego, me gustas tu.
Me gusta menear, me gustas tu.
Me gusta la Corua, me gustas tu.
Me gusta Malasaa, me gustas tu.
Me gusta la castaa, me gustas tu.
Me gusta Guatemala, me gustas tu.
Que voy a hacer,
je ne sais pas
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Je ne sais plus
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Je suis perdu
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je ne sais pas
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Je ne sais plus
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Je ne sais plus
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