subota, 27.05.2006.

Ovo je jedan lijepi blog i šteta da propadne...

Ovo je jedan krasan blog...
Ja sam malo pretjerao u prijašnjim postovima (Izgleda da bi stvarno bilo bolje da smo gledali Bitku na Neretvi...). Danas me moj stari razvedrio jednim dobrim vicem i osjećam se super.
Oprosti mi BnB! Od danas krećem iz početka, otvaram novi list u svom životu!
Evo vica:
Dodje narajcani zec pred javnu kuću.
Pokuca nervozno i otvori mu madamme.
-Izvolite
-Daj, daj, daj, brzo, brzo, brzo! Nemogu više!!!
-Polako, gospodine! Što želite?
-Daj, brzo, imam 10 eura! Brzo!
-Hmmm, za deset eura?
-Daj! Brzo, brzo, brzo!
-Dobro, evo! -uhvati ga madamme za šiju i baci u prvu sobu na krevet na
kojem je ležala ježica sklupčana u loptu.
Nervozni zeko počne skakat oko ježice i sve isprobava, al odakle god
krene -bode!
Nakon 15 minuta reče ježica: -No? Oćeš ti jebat ili?
A nato zeko: -Gdje si rekla? Gdje si rekla?

-Hvala dragi prijatelji! Čitamo se i dalje!

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KUTIJA ZA HIM
Soul on fire
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There's a flame that leads our souls astray
No one's safe from its tender touch of pain
And every day it's looking for new slaves
To celebrate the beauty of the grave

We are like the living dead
Sacrificing all we have
For a frozen heart and a soul on fire
We are like the living dead
Craving for deliverance
With a frozen heart and a soul on fire

And again we're falling for disgrace
And hate will shelter us from the rain
We are enslaved by the sacred heart of shame
And gently raped by the light of day

We are like the living dead
Sacrificing all we have
For a frozen heart and a soul on fire
We are like the living dead
Craving for deliverence
With a frozen heart and a soul on fire

Addicted to our divine despair
The venom of the cross we bear
The guilt will follow us to death

We are like the living dead
Sacrificing all we have
For a frozen heart and a soul on fire
We are like the living dead
Craving for deliverence
With a frozen heart and a soul on fire

With a soul on
Soul on
Soul on
Fire

Soul on fire

Buried Alive By Love

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Again the burden of losing rests upon my shoulders
And its weight seems unbearable
Your tomb is where your heart is,
I should have told her
But within me hid a secret so terrible

To cry is to know that you're alive
But my river of tears has run dry
I never wanted to fool you, no
But a cold heart is a dead heart
And it feels like I've been buried alive by love

If I should die before I wake
Pray no one my soul to take
If I wake before I die,
Rescue me with your smile

If I should die before I wake
There ain't no one my soul to take
If I wake before I die,
Rescue me with your smile

The kiss of vanity blessed me with a spiritual murder
And fed the gods of war insatiable
Your home is where the dark is
I should have told her
Embrace the fire indestructible

To die is to know that you're alive
And my river of blood won't run dry
I never wanted to lose you, no
But a cold heart is a dead heart
And it feels like I've been buried alive by love

If I should die before I wake
Pray no one my soul to take
If I wake before I die,
rescue me with your smile

If I should die before I wake
Pray no one my soul to take
If I wake before I die,
Rescue me with your smile

And they say to cry is to know that you're alive
And my river of tears has run dry
I never wanted to fool you, no
But a cold heart is a dead heart
A deserted soul is gone
A cold heart is a dead heart
And it feels like I've been buried alive by love

If I should die before I wake
There ain't no one my soul to take
If I wake before I die,
Rescue me with your smile,

If I should die before I wake
Pray no one my soul to take
If I wake before I die,
Rescue me with your smile

I've been buried alive by love
I've been buried alive by love
Buried alive by love
I've been buried alive by love
I've been buried alive by love
I've been buried alive by love