Pošto ja tak obožavam sve u šesnaest čitat lektire, evo druge verzije Romeo i Julije!
ROMEO: (polupijan ispod njenog prozora)
Ajde curo, silazi, ne pravi se luda!
JULIJA: (pospana, bezvoljna, nikakva)
Ako ti moj stari side, ostat ces bez muda
ROMEO: Nesto mi se, o prohtjelo bas
ove prekrasne noci da mi je das
JULIJA: Tvoj mac bih zarko osjetiti htjela
al' veceras majke mi ne bih smjela.
ROMEO: Skratit cu za glavu svakog' nek se zna
ko te bude im'o prije nego ja.
JULIJA : Romeo, Romeo daj jednom shvati
samo sam je tebi spremna dati
ROMEO: Dobro, da ne bih mor'o tuđe glave sjec'
ovog puta vjerovat cu ti na rijec
JULIJA: Hajd' sad kuci jebo ti sve
joj vid' kolko je sati! Hajd' cuvaj se!
ROMEO: Daj barem tol'ko se odvazi
pa mi je na minut pokazi!
JULIJA: (taman krene da skine gace)
Joj bjezi eto mi cace.
OTAC JULIJIN: Uhljupe jedan opet si dos'o
kako si samo kroz mine pros'o?!
ROMEO: Nemojte cika Mato
Julija je moje zlato.
JULIJA :(ocu) Ma ja ga uopce ne znam
nisam ga zvala, dos'o je sam.
ROMEO:M'rsss ne lazi kujo mala!
Znam ja sve kome si dala.
JULIJIN OTAC: Odlazi odavde bijedni psu
dok nisi pao mrtav tu!
JULIJA: Ma ti si Romeo u seksu amater.
Udri ga stari, jebes mu mater!
ROMEO: (dade se u panican bijeg
brzo k'o metak pobjeze uz brijeg)
JULIJA (prasnu u smijeh): A vidi mangupa al' bjezi
a htio bi kraj mene da lezi.
JULIJIN OTAC: stari ce tebi decka da nađe
a ovoga će uhljupa neko zlo da snađe.
ROMEO (viče s brijega): E mangupe, dodji u birtiju ako smijes
da vidim jesi l' spreman da se ubijes.
JULIJA: (cerekajući se): Romeo, Romeo odjebi ba
ako nastaviš tako ranit cu se ja.
JULIJIN OTAC: Idi kući Romeo
dok nisam s tobom asfalt pomeo.
ROMEO: Ako pozovem Hamleta,mog jarana
nećeš izac' iz bolnice mjesec dana.
JULIJA: E dobar ti jaran, dobro ga znam
neki dan je trazio da mu je dam.
ROMEO: Opet lazeš, on Ofeliju voli
sta ima tebe za sex da moli.
JULIJIN OTAC: (Ode u kucu, vode da pije)
JULIJA: ( K'o fol ozbiljna a u sebi se smije.)
ROMEO: Odoh sada kuci ko te jebe
idem si naci trebu za sebe.
JULIJA: Nemoj dragi Romeo strpi se do jutra
ako ne dobijem, da cu ti sjutra.
ROMEO: Ma daji kome hoces sad mi je svejedno
ne zelim vise da zivim ovako bijedno.
JULIJA: Ma steta da nestane taki sevac.
Ne zelis valjda umrijeti k'o djevac?
(Zadiže majicu pokaza mu grudi
u Romeu poce zelja da se budi)
ROMEO: (sav ushicen) O Julija oko moje crno
ma neka me pogodi puscano zrno.
Eto me k tebi, nemogu vise
iako znam da crno mi se pise.
JULIJA: Dodji dodji, maleni moj
da vidim taj buzdovan tvoj.
ROMEO: (Trci, sa sebe odjecu skida
draganu svoju ne gubi iz vida)
(Ulazi kroz prozor, na trosjed sjeda)
JULIJA: Pozuri dok stari utakmicu gleda!
ROMEO: Hajde,hajde, brze se skidaj!
Ako naide ti vikni "Kidaj!"
JULIJA: (Dohvati nekakvu polupraznu bocu
vise i ne razmisljajuci o svome ocu)
Hajd' da popijemo pa sta god da je
cula sam da onda duze traje.
ROMEO: Ne trazi čaše
pit cemo iz flaše.
JULIJA: Hajd' ja ću prva prince moj.
Uh vidi,vidi, kol'ki je taj tvoj!
ROMEO: (Uzeo iz Julijinih ruku flasu)
Hajd' da pijemo za ljubav nasu.
Ispraznise bocu za par minuta
a Julija postade k'o nesto ljuta.
JULIJA: Znas da moje srce tebe voli
al' sad me nesto poce stomak da boli.
ROMEO: A joj meni djevojko bludna
neceš valjda reci da si trudna!
JULIJA: Marss, gluho bilo, stoko jedna
tvoja su nagadjanja tako bijedna.
ROMEO: (Odjednom pade na tlo)
uh jebote, šta sam ovo popio!?
JULIJA: "Otrov za pacove" evo bas citam
nisam prije stigla starog da pitam
ROMEO: O Julija, Julija ti nas sjeba.
E Romeo ludi tako ti i treba.
JULIJA: Izvini Romeo mislila sam da je vino
baš mi je izgledalo onako fino.
ROMEO: (Faca mu je totalno bijesna)
Sad ce ti "mala" ostat tijesna.
JULIJA: Ti umires ne saznavsi sta prava je ljepota
ne "umoci" nista za svoga zivota.
ROMEO: (dopuza do Julije blize)
Na tebe ce vjecno da mi se dize.
To izusti
i dusicu pusti
a samo je htjeo
da joj ga spusti.
JULIJA: (nestaje joj iz ociju plamen)
Kakva steta, a tvrd mu je k'o kamen.
(Zatvara oci posljednji put)
Znam babo će biti na mene ljut.
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3 dana poslije:
OFELIJA: Jes' cuo za ono dvoje ?
Bas steta, onako mladi.
HAMLET: Ma cuo sam bona, neg' se skidaj
dok nema nikog da se nesto radi.
Kak ubijam dosadu..?
..tko kaže da je meni ikad dosadno?
A što onda radim kad mi nije dosadno?
Zabavljam se!
Hobi:
Zajebavanje idiota bez pol mozga, trčanje za (ne)odoljivim me(n)talcima, klošarenje po cijele dane, slušanje glazbe i ispijanje vodke
Škola:
..samo kaj se ne sruši!
Događaj koji mi je promjenio život...
..je kad mi se krava otelila!
Moj moto:
Živi svaki dan kao da ti je zadnji, jednom ćeš biti u pravu!
†... Bloody Poem ...†
Crna suza kliznula je niz njeno blijedo lice,
stopila se s krvlju na usnama...
Još je jedna žrtva pala pod njenom vrelom požudom...
Mračna žudnja venama mojim kola,
žeđ pali do nezamislivog bola,
krvavi mjesec slabasnom mjesečinom stabla obavija
i trava se pod paklenim vihorom savija.
Očnjaci smrtničke lome vratove,
Vrijeme je za krvave svatove !
Nikada željela, nikada voljela
vječno lutam ledenim noćima,
prva i posljednja, kroz tamu vremena
nevjesta pakla sa smrti u očima...
..Walking only at night
Dreading the sun
Finally at last
The damned will have fun
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
..Now has a literal meaning
Blood spills from the veins of the innocent
As we begin our feeding...
I curse you once
I curse you twice
You are my midnight sacrifice!
Black roses, black roses
You grow so well,
Showing my soul
That went to hell.
Black roses, black roses,
You grow so well,
Upon the grave
Beneath the ground I lay.
I cut my arms and slit my wrist
A bloody knife in bloody fists
And to you I must confess
I'm cutting more, not cutting less
Do you belive in god when your loved one dies, when milions of children die from hunger, do you belive in god when you see diseases, death and pain? If you do, how can you?
Lud za tobom, šta ću sa sobom, uvijek si uz mene, ne mogu bez tebe, uz tebe je svaki dan kao naljepši san. Bez tebe ne mogu ni dana, živjela moja MARIHUANA!
Budalu ne treba tražiti, sama se javi.
Umri mlad, budi lijep leš!
Dupe je kao srce. Ne vidi, a osjeća!
Ako je abortus ubojstvo, onda je drkanje genocid!
Lijepi su lijepi samo zato jer su okruženi ružnima.
Boriti se za mir znači kao jebati se za nevinost!
Čitanje kvari vid, dobro vide samo nepismeni.
Glupan koji je postao svjestan da je glupan nije više glupan.
Blago onomu 'ko mlad poludi i čitav život provede u veselju!
Kad čovjek priseže na vjernost do groba, obično ne misli na svoj grob.
Najbolja upotreba rječi je šutnja.
Čovjek je jedina greška prirode.
Samo se luđaci nadaju.
Rad je za magarce - vele magarci.
Tko rano rani, zajebe pijetla!
Ako vam cigarete smetaju pri učenju, ostavite se učenja!
Nije majmun kriv što je od njega postao čovjek.
S budalama se ne isplati svađati. Prvo te spuste na svoj nivo i onda te dotuku s iskustvom!
Čuvajte drveće - na njima su živjeli naši preci.
Ako si poslao devet glupaka da ti nešto kupe, ti si postao deseti.
Čovjek pati da shvati, kad shvati da pati tada je shvatio da je uzalud patio!
Tko rano rani ima podočnjake!
Moj brat je lijep ko slika. Treba ga objesit!
Stranger in the night,
AIDS in the morning.
U ratu je ko i u sexu, izgubi se mnogo krvi, a uvijek nastradaju nevini.
U raju je lijepo, ali u paklu je ekipa!
Sve su gljive jestive, ali neke samo jednom!
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.
Ako vegetarijanci toliko vole životinje, zašto im pojedu svu hranu?!
Djevojke postaju žene kada duboko u sebi osjete čvrst razlog za to.
Ako je trava droga, onda sve krave su narkomanke !
†... OGLASi i GRAFiTi ...†
Prodajem tampon, krvavo crvene boje, korišten dvije godine, ko nov!
Prodajem dres Nike Kranjičara, nije puno prošao.
Prodajem kravu, crna metalik boja, HI-FI mukanje, sportski rep i alu kopita.
Jeftino plačem po sprovodima.
Prodajem apartman s pogledom kroz prozor!
Mijenjam kanarinca za ševu.
Tražimo pjevačicu s velikim plućnim kapacitetom jer nemamo pojačalo.
Obaram ljude s nogu...
POTPIS: strojnica
Fuck is good, fuck is funny. Some people fuck for money. If you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and save the money!
Sex je senzacija uzrokovana iskušenjem kada muškarac stavi svoju lokaciju u žensku destinaciju. Da li shvaćaš objašnjenje ili želiš sutra prezentaciju??
Obavještavamo Vas da je u hrvatskom jeziku uveden i osmi padež; PREZERVATIV koji odgovara na pitanja: Tko? Koga? Kad? Gdje?
Ja sam djevojka sa sela rado bih na tvrdog sjela, rumeno mi lice i velike cice, napeta sam ko mina i ime mi je SEVERINA!
Nemoj se samnom zajebavati jer znam, karate, kung-fu, tae-kwon-do, jiu-jitsu, aikido, judo i još 47 drugih opasnih riječi !!!
Sto je oralni sex?
kad cijeli dan ores njivu, a traktor te jebe!!!
Ako ikad budes usamljen, probudiš se u 3 sata u noći i trebas nekog za razgovor, nazovi mene i uvijek cu biti spremna poslati te u picku materinu.
Razocaro sam se u zivot, razocaro sam se u ljubav, razocaro sam se u ljude, utjehu sam naso u igli. Sad heklam i dobro mi je.
Grafit iz skolskog WC-a u Vranju:
- "Odlazim odavde, razocaran grdno - dos'o sam da serem, a samo sam prdn'o."
Uzela si zilet,
prerezala sebi vene,
s cim cu sada da se brijem,
kujo mislis samo na sebe.
†...RIJEČI NEKIH PJESAMA...†
After Dark I Feel
by: Rotting Christ
It's all the same
so dull so plain
i need the spark the flame
to drag me out my insane, of my insane
only you and me
face to fate
come and lead me
to another place
a circle is my mind
a triangle is my soul
i move only behind
i must be reborn as a whole
[CHORUS]
only you and me
face to face
come and lead me
to another place
where i can taste
the black of purity
nothing more
nothing less
escape or seek a caress
after dark i feel
i smell the pain
i revive and heal
and this is my gain
it calls me near you
some cosmic will
i want to hold you
the lust to feel
it's all the same
so dull, so plain
i need the spark, the flame
to drag me out of my insane, of my insane
[CHORUS]
Vanaheim
by: Therion
Take the seed of Frej
Put it in the sacred soil
make it come alive
And fertility will rise.
Enter Vanaheim
Where dead will come alive.
Magic of Freja
Take you to another world
By the trance of sejd
(The) sibyl see into your soul.
Enter Vanaheim
And you will know thy self.
Vana-king and queen,
Lord and Lady of the gods
If you sacrifice
They'll release your fylgia.
Enter Vanaheim
And find your totem-beast.
By the seed of Ing
(Your) fylgia will take you high
Find it in your blood
From the days of Vanir war.
Enter Vanaheim
And you will fly in the fair fields
With the gods, forever.
Dying
by: Rotting Christ
All I have dies by days
All I want has your face
All I see has your name
All I love dies in pain
All I aim is for you
Entire afflictions is sad but true
All I tell you is the truth
Dying off a way to ensure
All I dream is fading
All I dream off does fade
All I love hides away
All I live has make me die
All I feel truth of lies
All I own lost too fast
Hyaline dreams that all disappeared like dust
All I touch begins to rust
Creaky castles in the sand
All I will my will knot
All I live with will rot
All I knew leaves my brain
All I aim dies again
[CHORUS]
Broken dreams that fades away
Like muddy footsteps in the rain
Dusty hopes frozen lies
Reveal the end so lost behind
Silent screams that wipe away
Seeking life in my brain
Broken hopes unending lies
Reveal from fog the rusty life
All I have dies by days
All I want has your face
All I see has your name
All I love dies in pain
All I aim is for you
All I tell you is the truth
All I dream off does fade
All I love hides away
[CHORUS]
All I love makes me die
Like deep blue painting in the twilight
All I touch tern to dust
Creaky castles in the sand
All I own lost too fast
Hyaline dreams disappeared to dust
All I live with will rot
Forbidden lust to be reborn
The Road To Devastation
by: Kataklysm
It wasn't so long ago I remember time's where life was so cold
Everything was dark and still I thought I had a chance in life
The demons called my name, they dragged me inside the chambers of hell
No one could hear me, I bled tears of pain
Son, confront me... The Road To Devastation
Kneel before me... The Road To Devastation
Inhale, exhale... The Road To Devastation
This is my life... The Road To Devastation
The sun would rise, the hope would die inside
Another day of misery as the clock turns to agony
Feel the sense of lost time...
When everything falls to pieces and left with a glimpse of light
It wasn't so long ago I remember time's where life was so cold
Everything was dark and still I thought I had a chance in life
The demons called my name, they dragged me inside the chambers of hell
No one could hear me, I bled tears of pain
Son, confront me... The Road To Devastation
Kneel before me... The Road To Devastation
Inhale, exhale... The Road To Devastation
This is my life... The Road To Devastation
Sanctus Diavolos
by: Rotting Christ
Is this the holy thing to see?
Is this the land that sun shines
Above the Heaven?
Hear those children's desperate cries:
Oh - children do they cry?
Do they hear their fathers' sigh?
Is this the fertile place to be?
Is this the land that sprouts
Green reach gardens?
Hear those souls' flickering cries!
Do they beg?
Do they smile?
Do they frame the long line?
Here shines the sun of a lower God
The light of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here burns the bright torch of soul
The flame of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here reigns thy mighty crown of horns
The horde of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Well blossomed is his existence
So unwilling in their souls to see
So weak to face him from
The outcast angle of earth
So rapid do they flee
When bells of order are echoed
Nemesis for the anxious heavy spirit
Nemesis for a generation free
Grantis spiritus SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here shines the sun of a lower God
The light of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here is born the light for the blind world
The flame of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Against on what prophets wrote
The aura of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Will reign, will prevail,
Tranquillize the human race
Grantis spiritus Grantis spiritus SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here burns thy bright torch of soul
The flame of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here reigns thy mighty crown of horns
The horns of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Against on what prophets wrote
The spirit of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Will reign ,will prevail and
Tranquillize the human race
Grantis spiritus SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here burns the bright torch of soul
The flame of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Here reigns thy mighty crown of horns
The horns of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Against on what prophets wrote
The spirit of SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Will reign, will prevail and
Tranquillize the human race
Grantis spiritus SANCTUS DIAVOLOS
Digging Up The Corpses
by: DevilDriver
Tell me another story!
Tell me another story!
Everyone has stories, they bore me, they bore me...
The ends(?) are feeling nervous...
Their stories... they bore me...
Everyone's got skeletons in their closet!
Don't ask me, where they got it!
You should have told the truth a long time ago...
Liar, LIAR!
I told you so!
Digging up the corpses, once again, tell me another story!
Digging up the corpses, that haunts you, that haunts you!
Digging up the corpses, once again, tell me another story!
Digging up the corpses, once again, corpses, corpses, once again.
Corpses! Digging! Up the! Corpses! Once again!
Back to another story, that haunts me, haunts me...
Someone sheared(?) the wolf from your story, that haunts you, haunts you...
Everyone's got skeletons in their closet!
Don't ask me, where they got it!
You should have told the truth a long time ago...
Liar, LIAR!
I told you so!
Digging up the corpses, once again, tell me another story!
Digging up the corpses, that haunts you, that haunts you!
Digging up the corpses, once again, tell me another story!
Digging up the corpses, once again, corpses, corpses, once again.
Corpses! Digging! Up the! Corpses! Once again!
Digging, digging, digging, digging
Up the, up the, up the, up the
Corpses, corpses, corpses, corpses
I should have never let you in!
Your soul is full of sin!
Always trying to do me good, digging up the corpses again!
Your stories!..... bore me.
Digging up the corpses, once again, tell me another story!
Digging up the corpses, that haunts you, that haunts you!
Digging up the corpses, once again, tell me another story!
Digging up the corpses, once again, corpses, corpses, once again.
Corpses! Digging! Up the! Corpses! Once again!
Go...ing, Go...ing, Go...ing, Go...ing. Gone.
Phobos' Synagogue
by: Rotting Christ
Hey little kid come here, believe in us and be like us
Taste the sapor of the forbidden seed
Drown the awe breath , far in your azure deeps
Fear aint your foe but your ally to meet your dream
Show me your bound to show you the heart
To outdo your awe and brave become
Drown the awe in your azure deeps
Fear isn't your foe but your ally to win
Whisper the reason that doubt yourself
To trace the path of braveness and strength
Bury the awe in your nightmare's shelf
Nothing to fear but fear itself
Show me your bound to show you the heart
To outdo your awe and brave become
Drown the awe in your azure deeps
Fear ain't your foe but your ally to win
[CHORUS]
Phobos has just be born and sent to mortal's world
To kill human's immortality hope
Phobos has just be born the hidden awe of god
The awe for freedom and his throne loss
Bluhtsturm Erotika
by: Belphegor
Dies ist der Augenblick
Zu Vollmond begrüß ich Dich - Osculum Infame
Der Himmel - er bluhtet schwer
Posaunen ertönen - die Schwärze wütet
Der Rosenkranz der Hölle
Engel steigen hernieder
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Der Teufel tanzt den Todt
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Herrschaft-Stolz-Erhabenheit
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Der Teufel tanzt den Todt
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Dein Herz rasend unersättlich
[Lead: Helmuth]
Ach, wie sehn ich mich nach Dir
Zu Vollmond begrüß ich Dich - Osculum Infame
Mit Flammenschrift ins Herz gemeißelt
Die Umkehrung der Sinne - Triumph und Lust
Der Rosenkranz der Hölle
Die offenbarte Finsternis
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Der Teufel tanzt den Todt
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Herrschaft-Stolz-Erhabenheit
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Der Teufel tanzt den Todt
Bluhtsturm Erotika -
Dein Herz rasend unersättlich
Dort wo der Tanz ist, ist der Teufel nicht weit....
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I remember the silence night
As you crushed, as you crushed away
Why did you leave?
Why did you leave my life?
Look around what you see
Only hate and misery
This world - a poisoned ball
We destroy ourself - so we fall!
Hate ... is what I feel
Fear ... deep in me
Death ... so cold and quiet
Love ... will never die
Screamings of anger, fear and despair
Penetrating my mind, raping my breath
You think the time will stop for now
Searching the light with the look of blind eyes
In such time, guns are friends
Never ever you see shaking hands
Even childs are making war
So called freedom is away so far
Can someone help me?
Who should I call?
I want escape, I wanna fly,
I wanna breath, I wanna cry,
I'll kill myself therefore and so,
I wanna know, where I should go!
In my world I wanna stay,
So I'm running away, running away
In my own world I wanna grow
In my mind - in my soul
Just in my own world I wanna feel
That's what deep inside of me
Before I gonna stay to try
That's the truth - prefer to die
Never ending - I'm dying
Before I stay to try
Inside - outside
Upside and down
Left and right
Before and behind
I prefer to die before the end
Over and under
Are black and white really the same?
They called my name, I bled for life
Hear them cry again
The blood has left me cold inside
Time will tell the truth of life