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petak, 09.06.2006.

Ah, taj osmjeh! Di je bio do sada?

Slušajući Coldplay završio sam u nekakvom mračnom tunelu. Padam! Vidim gore trunak svijetlosti, koji je sve manji. Padam, Padam! Bojim se! Odjednom zasja velika svijetlost neke neobjašnjive, običnim okom nevidljive i čudne boje! To je bila svijetlost najljepšeg osmjeha kojeg sam u životu vidio! Pogleda me! Srce preskače kao da imam tahikardiju! Oduzimaju mi se svi periferni organi. Žlijezde mi luče nekakvu čudnu kemiju. Lijepšu kemiju od buba u trbuhu pri prvom spoju. Prestah padati! kontrola nad perifernim organima izgubljena je. Trava, ona i ja! Što je sad to? Gdje sam? Krenuh prema njoj. O, Bože kako je lijepa, a tako jednostavna i "normalna". Usne su se osušile, zjenice raširile, srce samo što ne iskoči iz prsnog koša.

Bog, slobodno?
Naravno da je!

Ja sam se zaljubio! Totalno zaljubio! Zar mi je toliko trebalo da shvatim?
Bože, jeli ona moj soul mate? Jeli ona ta? Ja... JA se u životu nisam tako osjećao kao što sada!

Gdje je bio taj osmjeh do sada?

- 17:49 - Komentari (4) - Isprintaj - #

srijeda, 26.04.2006.

Ne mogu više

Ne mogu više!
Ne, ne mogu!

Ne vidi?

Ma kakvi, ne mogu!

Poremećen um?
umjetnik... ma ne luđak!

moram sam sebi priznati, ja, ja... NE mogu više bez TEBE!

- 16:29 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

četvrtak, 10.11.2005.

Inženjerski pogled na božićnjaka

Na svijetu postoji otprilike 2 milijarde djece (osoba ispod 18 godina). Ipak, kako Djed Bozicnjak ne posjecuje Muslimane, Hinduse, Zidove i Budiste, kolicina posla na Bozic se smanjuje na 15%, odnosno sveukupnih 378 milijuna djece (prema Uredu za populacijske statistike). Prema prosjeku od 3.5 djece po kuci, Djed Bozicnjak mora posjetiti 108 milijuna domova, ako pretpostavimo da u svakoj danoj kuci postoji barem jedno dobro dijete.

Djed Bozicnjak ima oko 31 sat Bozica za rad, zahvaljujuci razlicitim vremenskim zonama i Zemljinoj rotaciji, te ako pretpostavimo da putuje sa istoka na zapad (sto se cini logicnim). Tako dobivamo da Djed Bozicnjak posjeti 967,7 kuca u sekundi. Prema tome, za svaki dobar krscanski dom sa dobrim djetetom, Djed Bozicnjak ima oko tisucinu (1/1000) sekunde da zaustavi sanjke, iskoci, uzme darove, uskoci u dimnjak, napuni carape, nade bor, ostavi ostatak darova pod borom, popne se natrag kroz dimnjak, uskoci u sanjke i dode do slijedece kuce.

Pretpostavljajuci da je svih 108 milijuna stajalista jednako rasporedeno po Zemlji (samo u svrhe naseg proracuna), govorimo o 1,24 kilometra razmaka od jedne do druge kuce; iz cega proizlazi ukupan put od 120,8 milijuna kilometara, ne ukljucujuci Bozicnjakove odlaske na WC ili stanke za jelo / pice. Iz navedenoga proizlazi da je brzina Bozicnjakovih sanjki oko 1080 kilometara u sekundi (3200 puta veca od brzine zvuka!). Za usporedbu, najbrze ikad stvoreno vozilo, svemirska sonda Odisej, ide "svega" 45 kilometara u sekundi (162000 km/h), a normalan jelen najvise 24 km na sat odnosno 0,0066 kilometara u sekundi.

Teret saonica je takoder jedan vrlo interesantan element. Pretpostavimo da svako dijete ne dobije nista vise nego jedne kutija Lego kockica srednje velicine (oko 860 grama). Tada je ukupna masa tereta na Bozicnjakovim saonicama nesto veca od 500 tisuca tona. Na tlu, normalan jelen ne moze vuci vise od oko 138 kg. Ako uzmemo da Bozicnjakov leteci jelen moze vuci 10 puta vise, Djed Bozicnjak bi trebao oko 360 tisuca letecih jelena da povuku saonice. Masa tolikog broja jelena povecava sveukupnu masu saonica za oko 54 tisuca tona, odnosno za oko 7 puta mase Kraljice Elizabete (broda, ne vladarice).

Oko 600 tisuca tona putujuci brzinom od 1080 km/s stvara nezamisliv otpor zraka - takav otpor kakav bi zagrijao jelene toliko jako koliko se zagrije svemirski brod koji ponovno ulazi u Zemljinu atmosferu. Prednji par jelena apsorbirao bi oko 14,3 kvintilijarde dzula energije u sekundi. Ukratko, taj par bi se, cim krene, pretvorio u nimalo lijep prizor zivih baklji, izlazuci jelene iza njih, te dovodeci do lancane reakcije u kojoj bi svih 360-ak tisuca jelena izgorilo za oko 4,26 tisucina sekunde, odnosno tocno na vrijeme da Djed Bozicnjak dode do pete kuce na svom putu.

Djed Bozicnjak bi, kao rezultat akceleracije sa 0 km/s na 1080 km/s u tisucini sekunde, bio izlozen akceleracijskoj sili 17,5 tisuca puta vecoj od one maloga g, tj. 175000 m/s^2. Djed Bozicnjak mase 115 kg (sto je vrlo malo za Djeda Bozicnjaka) bio bi prikovan za kraj svojih saonica sa 1984906,9 kilograma sile, sto bi mu trenutacno smrvilo kosti i organe pretvarajuci ga u kasastu ljubicasto-crvenkastu tekucinu.

Prema tome, ako je Djed Bozicnjak ikada i postojao, sada je sigurno mrtav.
Sretan Bozic.

/*nisam ja ovo izmislio(prepisano)*/

- 22:22 - Komentari (1) - Isprintaj - #

srijeda, 28.09.2005.

Srodna duša?

Čitajući prijateljice mi blog došao sam na ideju da i ja nešto zapišem o tome, moje mišljanje->lakrdije

MIslim da srodna duša ne postoji, nego samo osobe koje si pašu zajedno. Imaju puno istih misli i odnose se jedno prema drugome kako ovom drugom odgovara. ->neki će pomisliti da sam zapravo opisao srodnu dušu.
"srodna duša" može na prvi pogled ne značiti ništa, a da se nakon nekog vremena zaljube i shvate. Možete upoznati djevojku, biti s njom nekoliko mjeseci i onda je proglasiti "srodnom dušom", a možda već znate svoju srodnu dušu. "Sve je relativno"-> ajnštajn

Možda neki prijatelji nakog nekog vremena shvate da su jedno za drugo, možda se par odjednom zaljubi totalka da im je super[malo loše onda super i tako ciklus-> jer bi postalo monotono]

Što je pjesnik htio da kaže? Ništa, valjam gluposti!^^

Razmišljam o tome i mislim da je najbolje prvo upoznati osobu i onda govoriti o nekoj srodnoj duši. Ako tu osobu znaš kratko, znaš samo njezinu sliku koju ona pokazuje, a ne nju pravu. Tek kad se ta osoba upozna, onda se može reći jeli srodna duša ili nije, paše li ti ili ne. Najveći problem je kad ne vidite da je tu ona prava! Kad gledate predaleko, a samo trebate pogledati oko sebe.

LJubav ne poznaje granice. Ljubav je tu da prašta, da razumije, da pomaže!
Ljubav se gradi postepeno i ne može nastati prvim pogledom. Ljubav se katkad ne prepoznaje! Ljubav katkad ubija, katkad produbljuje! LJubav je ono u čemu smo većina rođeni! Neki je nazivaju smislom života!

Tako i ja volim, ali volim krivu!

p.s. sve sličnosti sa stvarnim osobama i dogadjajima su slučajne:p

- 01:39 - Komentari (2) - Isprintaj - #

petak, 23.09.2005.

Što to govori stranac o našoj zemlji?


što je najbolje većina toga je istina^^


Croatia
From Uncyclopedia
Cro... what? ~ Oscar Wilde

Croatia is probably the biggest of all continents! Just a few people know that it is actually a continent!

Croatia and the Croatian people are the ONLY ex-Yugoslavians who were right! When they don't talk about Serbs they brag about how much you can curse in Croatian. They are very proud of the fact that it is impossible to translate these curses in any other language because of their brilliancy. Every second word in Croatian is Kurac - it can mean almost anything depending on the context.

When a Croatian is bored of the country he was blessed to live in he goes to Germany which is already inhabited by more Croatians than Croatia itself. When there, he will never stop saying that Croatia is the most beautiful country in the world.

The map of Croatia looks like the letter C, which actually also shows how hard working Croatian people are. They are so tired after the work that they need to lay down and sleep a few more hours everyday. This happens of course to anyone if he/she doesn't manage to get the right amount of coffee/gossip that day. It creates a terrible feeling of "I-don-t-feel-like-it" and "I-don-t-want-to".

Croatia is a very sporty nation. You may have noticed Croatian athletes on the news winning all kind of prizes, but inside the country the most widespread sports are Coffee-Cup Lifting, Smoking and "What-Did-They-Do?". All of these require a lot of exercise and this is why you'll find people in coffee places all the time, especially during working hours, as they get permits to skip work for the sake of this sport.

The people there are also very hospitable and friendly in so much as they want to know everything about you ASAP for use in the sport "What-Did-They-Do?". Also most of the people will be very communicative every time you asking "Do you speak English" they will answer very politely "Ne!" and keep on looking at you. You will find very devoted customer care especially in shops where people (even if you assure them that you don't speak Croatian) will continue promoting the qualities of the products they sell.

Croatia has several major export products, mostly consisting of sunshine, dark tan, nice vacation memories and female tourist pregnancy. Minor products consist mostly of popular music, unsual clotches called "narodna nosnja", digestive problems caused by extremely wide choice of food which involuntary compels people to overeat and sexual diseases of benign nature. Exclusive export product are generals, which are mostly delivered to a small town called Den Haag, if they are not misplaced in transport.

Croatian popular music is considered at least good, specially in surrounding countries (except in Hungary and on Mars, whose citizens do not even try to understand our language, but they enjoy music itself).

Croatia is mostly known as responsible for inventing the torture device known as the tie ("kravata" in Croatian and similar languages) and as the birthplace of Nikola Tesla.

Croatia is not responsible for the extinction of Dodo birds!

Croatian capitol is called Zagreb, mostly inhabited by students and other sorts of people not born in Zagreb. There is urban legend about people actually been born in Zagreb, but all witnesses dissapeared under mysterious circumstances. There is no proof that people actually born in Zagreb are in any relation to Dodo birds.




[edit]YOU KNOW YOU'RE CROATIAN WHEN
All meals your parents have ever prepared contain one key ingredient "Vegeta"

You were still in elementary school the first time you got drunk

You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching pneumonia from the "propuh" (even in the middle of summer)

There is a bar in your church hall that contains a 2 year supply of Brandy

You insist that you can spot a Serb from a mile away

The use of vulgar language at home is unacceptable, unless it is Croatian

English words are acceptable if used with the ending "A-T-I" which makes them Croatian..."play-ati", "study-ati"

Your Dida mowes the lawn in knee high black socks and sandals

Your Dida has a shot of Rakija for breakfast

At least one family member makes his own wine

"Sljivovica" is used not only to celebrate at all occasions, but to cure illness and as a massage lotion as well

At the age of 13, you are allowed to go out of town with your friends for Croatian soccer tournaments, folklore festivals and dances

Your parents were at the function where you got drunk

The majority of your friends are also your relatives,even if they aren't your relatives, you refer to their parents as "Teta" and "Striko"

You are the only kid in your class who doesn't get to sleep in on Saturdays because of "Hrvatska Skola"

"Kuhace" are not only used for stirring when cooking...they are also used by Mama to beat you when there is no "siba" handy

At least once before you've told your parents that you'll call the police to report "child abuse" and your parents said "Samo probaj"

Mama beat you in public on at least one occasion

When leaving the house to go out, you always receive the same warnings(regardless of age): -"Pazi sta radis", "Pamet u glavu", "Nemoj me sramotit", "Nemoj da ja sta cujem"

Sadly, if something actually does happen, somehow Mama will know before you make it home

Mama gets pissed off at you for bringing home McDonalds saying, "sta ce ti taj junk?"

Your parents insist that you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from "fakultet"

Lunch on sundays have more courses than Amerikanci have for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner

You know that in addition to fruit flavoured Jello, that gelatin can also be prepared with pigs feet

You love "pasteta", but don't like bringing it to school or work for lunch because you'd be embarassed if someone asked you what it was

There is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA

Your mother washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher

Vegetarianism is not a concept your parents understand

All other action stops when you hear people speaking Serbian in a store somewhere and your mom starts to talk to you in english so that the serbian people won't find out you speak "their" language and start trying to be your friend.

You have at least one short-wave radio in your house

You smell garlic on the old man's breath behind you sitting on the klupa in church on Sunday mornings

You live with your parents until you are married

Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough

When upset, it isn't unusual for Tata to send you "u pizdu materinu"

Baba and Dida wear at least 3 layers of clothing in all seasons

Dida and/or Baka spits into a napkin at the dinner table

Your parents turn the channel when there is a kissing scene

Dida & Baka insist you are quiet while he watches the news even though he doesn't understand a single word they're saying. Regardless of the fact he doesn't understand what they're saying, he knows more about what's going on in the world than you do

You never got the "Birds and the Bees" talk from Mama and Tata as you were growing up

Whenever your parents said "vidit cemo" you knew that it meant "NO!"

Everything that goes wrong in the world can somehow be traced back to Serbs

Your cousin in Croatia who calls you to send him money had a cell phone before you and wears only name brand clothing

Your relatives in Croatia think it's strange if you are not married by the age of 18

You are only allowed to vacation in the homeland

You are only allowed to speak Croatian at home

You have 17 consenants in your name and only 2 vowels

Your 13 yr old sister can out drink any Amerikanac

You cringe when you hear the word BATINE and hide

Your parents still prefer buying cassete's over cd's

No one can pronounce your last name and every kid on the block has a nickname for it

A CROATIAN wedding consists of a minimum of 1000 people, 2/3 of which you dont even know

......You're still laughing your ass off cause u know every single one of these are true!

- 17:00 - Komentari (4) - Isprintaj - #

četvrtak, 22.09.2005.

Ne razumijem...

Zašto na svijetu vladaju mržnja i tuga?
Zašto je sve ovakvo kako je, jadno, tmurno, bezvoljno?
Zašto krivimo Boga?
Zašto ljubav ne pobjedi?

Zašto je zaljubljenost najčudnija stvar u čovjeka?
Zašto kad je čovjek zaljubljen ne vidi neke stvari?
Zašto, zašto si onda čovjek stvara neki imaginaran svijet?

Zašto većina gleda na crnce kao mentalno inferiornije.
Zašto bi čovjek kad bi mogao birati kome da spasi život, čovjeku svoje rase ili čovjeku tuđe, uvjek bira svoje?

Zašto televizija i mediji nameću ideale mladeži? Zašto iskrivljuju sliku stvarnosti?
Zašto nam toliko lažu?
Zašto nam više ne priznaj uda postoje izvanzemaljci?
Zašto je glavna tema svake reklame seks?

Što se u svijetu u zadnje vrijeme događa?
Priroda se okomila na nas?
Dolazi apokalipsa?

Zašto je čovjek čovjeku vuk?
Zašto su ljudi dvolični?



Čemu sve ovo?
Ne znam.

- 14:47 - Komentari (3) - Isprintaj - #

ponedjeljak, 19.09.2005.

novi blogic od novog covjeka

the GREAT friend[right4me.blog.hr] me nagovorila da pisem blog. I tako ja odugovlacio, odugovlacio, kreiro account, odugovlacio i napokon evo mog prvog posta.

studiram Fakultet Elektronike i Računarstva u Zagrebu, i danas je bio prvi dan na faksu. Malo uzbidljivo, malo pospano[nije se lako poceti buditi u 6:20 kad sam se inace budio oko 1, 2 popodne:P]. Sve super, sve pet, al nakon prvog bloka osnova elektrotehnike vec mi elektrotehnike bilo dosta[ocu programiranje 24/7:p]. I onda matematika dosla, e to je vec prava stvar, niti jedan dijelic sekunde mi nije bilo dosadno[valjda zato sto volim matematiku], iako nam je profesor neki geek kaj prica americke viceve i smije se sam sebi, dok ekipa ne prasne u smijeh nakon sekunde. Nakon toga osli mi lijepo u menzu, kad ono red pa, negdje 80 metara[ne pretjerujem]. I sto cemo mi, ajmo do cibone. Nemres bolivit, ali mi prvo na glavni,kao idemo sad do ekonomije u menzu. Dosla nam je 9 iz drugog smjera i odlucimo se ipak za menzu kod cibone. dosli tamo, opet guzva. Onda smo napravili i drugi polukrug i vratili se do fer-a. Opet bila guzva[to je za popizdit]. Zapicili se mi dokset-a....... a jesam dosadan[btw, hrana u menzu sux]->da, brucos sam

Uglavnom, na ovom situ htio bih postati moja razmisljanja o svemu i svacemu, sto me taj trenutak pukne. Tu i tam, ako me se neki dan dojmio, opisat cu ga[kao ovaj]

p.s. imam laganini problem da mi jedna ruka pise brze od druge[tak ako je negdje slovo zamjenjeno, nemojte zamjerit]

c ya

- 22:49 - Komentari (1) - Isprintaj - #

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