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utorak, 01.08.2006.

CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can make mute people scream.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never
fucks up.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will
die.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in
Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris has only one hand: the upper hand.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.
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