nedjelja, 21.08.2005.
THE INDEX FILES
...back in black...
Sezona Ispitnih Rokova(tm) je pred vratima. Prijavnice su jos uvijek 50 lp.
More je jos uvijek slano, talijani jos uvijek nose Speedo gace model uuske
Autobusi u Splitu i dalje kasne, a pivo u O`Hari je 12 kn (malo;(
Goddamnhippiecrap.
Tastarura ce neko vrijeme sutjeti...
...svakome kome je ostalo 7 ispita do kraja...razumijem vas potpuno;)
Album ljeta: System Of A Down - Mesmerize. Zasto? A zasto ne?
Skicofreno, neuroticno, melodiozno, romanticno, stadionski, drustveno, samostalno; ukratko prejebeno.
...quaplah
nedjelja, 07.08.2005.
ONE MORE SPECIAL MESSAGE TO GO...
... then Im done i can go home...
Ovaj humoristicno/istinit sastavak iskopao sam prastaroj TRAXDATI gold 8x (e sad vidite ca je cd star) i prenosim u cijelosti jer nemam link vise...
...uglavno za sve one koji su, kao i ja, gledali Korak do slave (Almost Famous) malo previse puta
btw Kate Hudson je u tom filmu... mmmm... prejebena... ah.
A Reasonable Guide to Rock Critics
by George Zissimos (August 2000)
Literally tens of thousands of books have been written about social misfits. From robbers and rapists to serial killers and mass murderers, if you look hard enough, you can find more than a few books about any kind of degenerate slime. But one kind of deviant has been overlooked by criminologists and psychiatrists everywhere--the rock critic.
No one can say for sure if rock critics are made or born. What we do know is that they are a pathetic yet dangerous group of people. Known to ramble incoherently about music in a manner that could put a speed freak to sleep, rock critics have the ability to make the most exciting music seem so goddamn boring that you want to throw out your record collection and devote your life to macramé. As a result, rock critics must be identified in order to be avoided.
The Critics
1.) The Historian--Tends to be middle-aged. Believes that since they grew up with rock and roll they are the ultimate authority on it. Also tends to gravitate toward left-wing politics and stupid-looking eyeglasses.
This type of critic got his start in the 1960's when, between bong hits, he had a revelation. "Rock music can change the world. If I get a job that lets me tell people what kind of music to listen to, I can recommend rock music and help change the world. Whoa!" But when rock music failed to make the world a better place, the Historian became upset and started to write pompous, long-winded monographs that argue that rock and roll isn't just music, it's class war. To the Historian, rock and roll is a struggle between the working class and the awful rich people who oppress them. Meanwhile, the Historian writes books that cost $24.95 and speaks at universities that charge 30 grand a year.
Loves: Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, the Clash, Pearl Jam, and small university presses (since they're the only ones foolish enough to publish the Historian's books).
2.)The Bogus Intellectual--Spends more time discussing French social theorists and philosophers than they do music. This would be okay if they were semiotics professors, but they're not. THEY'RE ROCK CRITICS!
Bogus intellectuals want people to think that they're much smarter than they really are. That's why they turn their attention toward "cerebral" music like post-rock and intelligent dance music. But in reality, they enjoy this stuff because it mirrors their own personalities--cold, mechanical, and boring as hell. Bogus intellectuals also worship Brian Eno. However, it isn't Eno's music that they're interested in; it's his theories. He's one of the few musicians who talk as much nonsense as they do.
Loves: Brian Eno, IDM, post-rock, and autoerotic asphyxia.
3.)The Yo Guy--Tends to review rap records. This leads them to believe that it's appropriate to litter their reviews with so much hip-hop jargon that no one knows what the hell they're talking about. Ironically enough, 99% of these critics are college-educated white kids from the suburbs.
Yo Guys are infatuated with the "old school." The trouble is, their vision of the old school is based on someone else's memories. Too young, or suburban, to experience the early days of hip-hop (NYC in the early '80s), they learned everything they know about rap music from old issues of Grand Royal and EgoTrip.
Loves: Pharoahe Monch, Jurassic 5, turntablism, and anything on Rawkus.
4.)The Loose Cannon--Believes that criticism should be like great rock and roll: passionate, spontaneous, and fun. Unfortunately, Loose Cannons wind up writing reviews that are like bad rock and roll: self-indulgent, corny, and under the influence of far too many drugs. Instead of just reviewing an artist's music, Loose Cannons spend most of their time talking about their miserable lives. When they finally run out of things to say about substance abuse, dysfunctional relationships, and restraining orders, they discuss the music that they were supposed to be talking about in the first place. By this point, the reader loses interest and begins to rub their temples in an effort to ease their migraine.
Loves: Cough syrup with codeine, malt liquor, free jazz, and garage rock.
5.)The Angry Guy--Tries to convince others that most music is crap; unless it's drenched in enough noise to make Merzbow wince. In reality, they're really big Sugar Ray fans.
Angry Guys are like those kids in high school who want people to think they're weird and dangerous. Except, instead of wearing Charles Manson T-shirts and collecting serial killer trading cards, Angry Guys write about how swell unlistenable noise artists like Masonna and Whitehouse are and how lame everyone else is. And like those kids in high school, once the Angry Guys' skin clears up and girls begin to like them, they calm down and start listening to the Squirrel Nut Zippers.
Loves: Distortion.
6.)The Promo Whore (a.k.a. The Fanzine Dork)--
"Do you like everything that comes out on SST?
Do you like everything that comes out on 4AD?
Do you like everything that comes out on Homestead?
I like everything that I get in the mail for free!"
--from "Letter to a Fanzine"
by Great Plains (1987)
These guys are like roaches. They've been around forever and they'll never go away. Promo Whores write reviews for one reason--to obtain free CDs. In order to do so, they suck up to record labels by only writing positive reviews about their bands. The most dishonest of all critics, the Promo Whore will, at some point, graduate to the mainstream rock press. There, they'll continue to chap their lips on the music industry's ass. Only this time, it will be to sell ad space.
Loves: Everything they get in the mail for free.
If you, or a loved one, are thinking about becoming a critic get help. There are people out there who care.
Dobro zar ne?;)
Rising bi po ovom bio:
25% Historian jer voli (ma sta voli; obozava i siluje) the CLASH i PEARL JAM ali ne i ostale
40% Loose Cannon jer bi pio sirup sa kodeinom kad bi ga se ovdje moglo kupiti i
35% Promo Whore jer je jednom dobio akreditaciju za Transglobal Underground (i zapio ju) i CD Del Mono od Vave iz bivsih Laufera (i popljuvao ga).
Sve ostalo sto sam popljuvao downloadao i/ili sprzio sam svojerucno.
petak, 05.08.2005.
I am THE IRON MAN
Prije puta se mora i spremiti pa se tako Rising primio peglanja... a pošto je isto mentalno naporna stvarčica mora se i prigodna playlista smisliti da patnja brze prodje:
17 tracks in playlist, average track length: 3:48
Playlist length: 1 hour 4 minutes 42 seconds
Playlist files:
uvod:
1. System of a Down - Soldier Side (Intro) (1:03) - uvod u radnju i ustekavanje pegle u
struju + ulijevanje vode u istu
2. Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next (4:51) -
ako vi ne peglate, bogme nece niti vasi potomci
3. EL BAHATTEE - na balkanski nacin (3:35) - ova stvar promice peglanje na regionalnoj razini i na zupanijski nacin
4. System of a Down - Violent Pornography (3:30) - stadionski refren za sinhroniziran rad ruku i mirnu koordinaciju pokreta
5. EL BAHATTEE - opasno frustriran (4:32) - za hrpu neispeglanog koja se polagano izjednacava sa hrpom ispeglanog anti-drzavnog trip hop materijala na bazi pamuka
zaplet:
6. Cypress Hill - (rap) Superstar (4:53)
7. The Clash - The Guns Of Brixton (3:10) (btw najjaca Clash stvar sa najjaceg punk albuma ikad - LONDON CALLING! ...
jebes SEX PISTOLS, ionako nikad nisu znali ni ustimati gitare)
8. Cypress Hill - How i could just kill a man (4:08)
9. The Crystal Method - PHD (6:32)
10. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE - renegades of funk (3:54)
11. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE - pistol grip pump (3:18) - sekstet opakih, ljutih,
prljavih & zlih riffova i semplova za isaljivanje bijesa na neuznom izguzvanom platnu
intermezzo, medjuigra ili cik-pauza
12. Urban - Previše (2:18) - naslov govori sve
rasplet:
13. Pearl Jam - Better Man (4:06)
14. Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town (3:49)
15. Johnny Cash - Country trash (1:53)
16. T.B.F. (THE BEET FLEET) - odjeb je lansiran (4:43)
17. EDO MAAJKA - mater vam jebem (4:27) - kvintet veselih pop pjesmica za kraj, te pospremanje daske na svijetlo, toplo i vlažno mjesto da se pokvari;)
... jos stvar-dvije: koji kurac je kreirao VANS majice i LEVI`s ove hlace, pa to ni dragi bog(TM) nemoze normalo ispeglati. Mozda za alternativnu djecu ide alternativni dizajn? Mozda moja prodana mainstream PHILLIPS pegla ili glacalo srednje struje nije dovoljno extreme za taj materijal? Ili tko ne kickflipa taj VANS majicu niti ne pegla?
Extreme go home!ps
hvala ocu, hvala majci za kubike ispeglanog vesa
respect
zahvalite i vi svojima
that would be nice
c_ya
četvrtak, 04.08.2005.
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - IT`s SEASIDE
Rising son, taj neshvačeni mag trip-hopa, ide na more.
Split točnije. Na tjedan dana kod tajanstvene djeve mlade...
Da se ispita drevna dilema da li zaista ima dopa na kantunu?
Ako ima ja sretan;)
15.og joj je rockas a Rising jos kontemplira o poklonu.
CD joj necu kupit i tu koncepcija darivanja i kopiranja pada u vodu...;)
Draga nacijo c_ya
