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The definition of insanity, so the smart yins say to me, is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result.

Is it really? Aye, ye think so? Ye totally sure about that ya knob? Ye sure it’s no jist the stupidest thing a smart person can say? A personally will take the stance of the latter.

Insanity, a wid humbly say, is up there wi ‘depression’, ‘stressed’ and ‘need’ in the lexicon of abused words in this here day an’ age (tae quickly digress, that last wan gets tae me the most).

A mean, how often de ye hear that f*cking quote spouted out like the wise words of some modern day seer? How often dis some d*ck tell ye that you’ driving him mad wi’ your constant soul searching? That he thinks yer insane for stoating about in your spare time dressed as a clown? Does ma nut in.

Whit am a on about? Here’s whit. See if ye are f*cking insane. See if ye are actually off yer rocker, and we can be talking the whole shaking in the corner, talking to yer invisible pal sideshow or maybe jist suffering the more common garden ‘cannae quite function’ variety. Either way, the fact is, if ye are, nae p*ick wants to know. And a cannae quite figure out why. If every b*gger is so happy tae be driven mad, to call ye insane, to tell you their own sh*tey expert definition of insanity and an aw the rest, how come we’re no a bit better at dealing wi the real thing?

A mind one time playing fitba. A wis dead excited to be out and playing and in ma rush a hadnae pumped the ball up properly right (ye’ll have tae bear with me here, this is relevant). Right, so I wis running full pelt at a very nervous defender but when a tried tae change direction by pitting my foot on the ball, my foot went into and over, rather than onto and across the ball. Ma heel slipped off and slammed into the turf. The impact actually jammed ma heel up into ma ankle joint, stuck it firm so it did. Now this injury was marked only by a surprisingly meek ‘pop’. It took 7 months ae physio from a right muckle Russian called ‘Vadim Kolganov’ (who wis as big as the name suggests) and it louped for weeks efter, but at the time, aw it did was ‘pop’.

Point is right, that’s jist it, all it wis was jist a wee pop noise, a hopped about a bit like, but there were nae screams, cracks or spurts ae blood. Jist a pop. But when a did finally hit the deck a looked up tae see aw ma team-mates edging away from me.

Now a no they are a squeamish bunch like, we’re no the manliest of teams in general, but seriously, aw they heard was a pop. But ye see, they kent there wis something wrang and that wis enough. Their instincts took over and the b*stards to a man edged away from me. They jist didnae want to be near me. I ken it wis nowt tae dae with ma ankle really, it was aw tae do with the fact that they didnae want to be near the thought that it could have happened tae them. Simple as that.

Same goes when yer brain goes pop. Folk don’t want to know. They don’t want to help, they don’t want to be near. Now, am no saying that aw the f*ckers in the world should be embracing each other, or me, when things go a bit aff in the mental department like. We’ve aw got lives to lead like. But whit a am saying is, cummon tae f*ck, let’s get a bit ae a grip on this eh? Whit is wi the f*cking fear of even acknowledging that there are times when ye just slip through to a different place.

What’s wi the terror that wells up when the walls that have held you and all around ye so firm for so long suddenly turn out to be made of paper? Paper that is aw too easy to rip through.

Now, a know nowt about this as an expert, but as someone whose got mair paper cuts than is justified wi a life as easy as this, a like tae think a have something, no matter how meagre, to say. A mean, a might be prone to dips of temper and emotion, mair than others like, but a can honestly say that whit has driven me heed first through those paper walls time after time is that pressure no tae touch the f*cking walls in the first place.

The pressure that if ye have put yourself oot there, even if ye’ve jist slipped a wee hand through to see what the air is like on the other side, yer no tae let on. No tae discomfort others with your own mental scratches and itches. That enforced f*cking silence, that god awful stoicism is to blame for so many folk taking a full on heeder through the walls. It’s no aw deaths, crashes, trips or falls that do it, it’s just that quiet pressure to be awright when ye are clearly far f*cking from it.

So, whit’s ma conclusion here? Is that we should aw jist hold hands and take one big heeder through the walls? Is it f*ck. Aw am saying is, next time yer staring through a hole in the wall, and ye can see a brother, sister, friend or lover crashing about outside wondering whit jist happened, stick an arm through the hole. Mibbe ask them what the weathers like out there at this time of year? How does it feel? And de ye need a wee hand getting back indoors?

It's a sad moment when you can't tell your closest friends what's bothering you, because it's them.

YEAH. SO I GOT SOME TAGS 8D.
I was tagged by, Ell, and Dee, so >:D

1. What are you terrified of?
I'm afraid of E.T, but not terrified of him. I'm not really terrified of anything, I guess.

2. Three favorite movies:
Road to Eldorado, Alice in Wonderland (The CARTOON ONE. D:<), and Monsters Inc.

And facts, as Ell put it.

1. I am completely in love with the name Calypso. -Drools-

2. I have music playing at all times:3

3. I pretend like I'm always happy:)

4. It's my goal to read all the classics, and have OCs based off of them:3

5. -Thinks-

6. I'm gonna go now>:D

MORE TAGS, (Because I don't have a camera with me to post/take any photos XD) >:D

Five thoughts I've had today:
1. Va-Vacation, Va-Va-Vacation 8D
2. I wish my name was cooler. XD
3. Frankly, darling, that isn't fair to anyone but yourself.
4. I'm jealous. :/
5. ROADDTTRRIPPP. :'D

Five things that make me happy:
1. Finding new names and knowing they'll work :'D
2. Solving plot holes and coming up with great subplots and ideas.
3. Knowing that someone cares.
4. Hearing him say, "I love you," :3
5. GETTING MAH JAM ON. -Fist pumps-

Five things that make me sad:
1. Not saying what's on my mind and pretending like I'm fine so I won't worry anyone.
2. Knowing that, at that moment, I'm not fine.
3. Falling and hurting myself. D':
4. Looking down right now and seeing my leg peeling. ._.
5. Not being completely honest with this right now.

Ten things I want to say:
1. You are so unbelievably unfair.
2. You hypocrite.
3. Yeah, I'm pissed, and yeah, you didn't notice.
4. I'm not as weird as I seem.
5. But you are. ;D
6. I PROMISE, I'M AMAZING. XDDDD
7. I'm a flickr stalker and proud ^.^
8. You are not what you seem.
9. MEH.
10. COOL STORY, BRO. TELL IT AGAIN.

Five things I need to stop doing:
1. Sticking my tongue in my cheek whenever I'm mad. It gives me away and is an awful and unattractive habit of mine. :/
2. Biting my lip. Another unattractive habit.
3. Procrastinating. ?_?
4. Overreacting.
5. I need to stop being awkward. ._. XD

Things I cannot leave the house without:
1. A clip to keep my hair out of my face.
2. A notebook.
3. A pen/pencil.
4. Clothes/shot.

Name: Calypso
Age: 14
Location: Wonderland
Birthplace: Neverland
Time where you live: It's 7:17 p.m.
Favorite Music: I like most genres of music, but I have a certain love for both melancholy music, or upbeat happy music:3
Favorite book: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. (+ the sequel: Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, by Lewis Caroll.) Such a lovely story<3
Political Orientation: Independent.
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Career Aspiration: Author, Artist(Though I fail at both), Astronomer, Socialist, that kinda jig.
School: -Stealing from Ell- RAVENCLAW. WHOOP.
Favorite Cuisine: Foo', I call it food. XD
Car you drive: You know I be hitting up those streets in mah hippie van. Especially after reading I'm fourteen. XD
Passions: Le writing.

What's your favorite thing to keep on your arms:
A ponytail.

10 Wishes:
1. World peace.
2. For people to be more open towards homosexuals.
3. For people to be nicer. ._.
4. To have a less hectic mind.
5. I want to be stronger
6. I wish my dad didn't travel as much
7. I wish for more wishes.
8. For E.T to go away. XD
9. Ehm
10. I wish I didn't stutter/Um/Erm/Ehm.

So.Many.Tags. ._.

1. Your favorite song right now:
Adventure Time by Orla Gartland.
2. The nicest text message I ever got:
I love you. :3
3.Your favorite place in the world:
My swing in Georgia.
4. Your favorite food:
I like gummybears:3
5. Your favorite word:
Wallydrag XD or Bathos

1. The last movie you watched:
Bolt. XD
2. What's your favorite noise:
The sound of rain beating on my roof.
3. Do you like some kind of light on when you go to bed, or just darkness?
Darkness.
4. What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
I accidentally ate an ant one time XD
5. What's something you really want right now but don't need?
Ehm. A glass of water...?
6. What's your hair look like right now?
I just got back from the beach. Take a guess.
7. Have you seen Waldo?
I don't know how to respond to this without being perverted. XDD

XD STILL GOING.

Top five Disney movies:
1. Finding Nemo
2. Monsters Inc.
3. UP.
4. Ratatouille (Spelled right the first time, FOSHO.)
5. AIW the cartoon one.

-Fist pumps- DOOONE.
BYE.
-Calypso K.