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Rose had to work part time when she went to school
nothing handed to her and working was the rule
she found a job near and could get there by walking
in a small mall called Cedarbrook that had everyone talking

Rose combed the mall looking for work
and landed a job as a cashier and clerk
it was a sporting goods store as foreign as can be
Rose was ignorant of "sports equipment" as most artists would be

hired by a man who thought of himself quite a stallion
his name was Art a polyester clad Italian
the salary was a little higher than minimal wage
Rose would get $1.70 an hour and not feel rage

in the sporting goods store there were many different stations
selling sports clothing and paraphernalia and no imitations
they even sold guns as part of the biz
with a sign "Being Biggest isn't Everything But Being Best is"

realizing this store was macho in how it works
she started to see how many of them were jerks
Rose kept to herself as she needed the money
even when all of them called her "Sweet Honey"

one day at the register a rather portly man walked right in
mulled around quietly and then his conversation did begin
he waited until Rose got off the phone
and got very close to her and she was alone

asked Rose where jock straps might be
needed a size 42 and that's when she lost it completely
Rose knew nothing about this apparatus and how they fit
when he said size 42 she lowered her eyes quite a bit

she must have been staring at his privates oh so shady
and he eventually said "It's my waist size young lady!!!"

Photos Courtesy of Google

Uludag is the largest and most celebrated winter-sports and skiing center in Turkey. It is 36 kilometers from Bursa and easily accessible by car or cable-car (Teleferik in Turkish). The area is also a national park and is worth a visit at any time of the year. The accommodation is high quality offering the opportunity to enjoy the mountain, with a variety of entertainment and sports activities.
The ski area lies between 1800-1900 m and the best season is from December to April. A wide range of accommodation is available in hotels, in family chalets and apres ski facilities. At the resort there are chair-lifts, three ski-lifts, slalom and giant slalom courses, beginner's slopes and a small hospital. Skis, equipment, and instructors are available for hire. Total bed capacity is over 4,000.
ULUDAG
2543 metre yukseklige sahip olan Uludag gunumuzde Turkiye'nin en onemli kayak merkezlerinden biridir. Bursa'n?n guney bat?s?nda bulunan dagda Milli Park donusen genis bir orman da mevcut. . M?s?rlar'?n Mismos, Romal?lar'?n Calbyeers, Bizansl?lar'?n Misolymp diye isimlendirdigi dag; bir donem Bizansl? Kesisler taraf?ndan s?g?nak olarak kullan?ld?g? icin Osmanl?lar taraf?ndan Kesisler dag? olarak bilinirdi.Yunan Mitolojisinde ise bastanr? Zeus'un ve diger tanr?lar?n Olympos olarak bilinen bu dag?n tepesinde yasad?g? ve halk?n? ordan idare ettigi anlat?lmaktad?r.