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Happy Halloween!
Budući da je Halloween, podijelit ću s vama neke hilarious stvarčice..
What song does Dracula hate? "You Are My Sunshine".
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What do you call a little monster’s parents? Mum and Dead.
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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck.
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What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
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What is a vampire’s least favourite food? Steak.
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Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
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How do monsters tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
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Why can't skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs.
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Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death? He couldn't find any dloob.
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How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? So long sucker.
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What do you call someone who puts poison in somebody’s cornflakes? A cereal killer.
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What room ghosts don’t go in? The living room.
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What do witches learn at school? Spelling.
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What's a vampire's favourite fruit? Necktarine.
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What do ghosts eat in summer? I-Scream.
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Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
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Knock, Knock..
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood.
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Ima toga još vrlo mnogo puno a lot, ali, eto, ovi su mi najviše zapeli za oko..
Post je objavljen 30.10.2008. u 23:17 sati.