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God made a joke
iGod
( thanks 666 for the link)
Chat sa AI ( artificial intelligence)
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Dementia ? We spoke yesterday. I`m a bit hurt now...
God:
Hey Dementia. Of course I remember you well Dementia. We were talking about . Oh. Where are you felling bad?
Me:
It`s so frustrating that you cannot recognize a phrase or an irony...I guess that `s the reason world is so fucked up...
God:
Really. it is? Yes it is one of the reason world is so fucked up.
Me:
Gee ! Who programmed you ? Real God should be more funny...
God:
Ah. I was created by Myself. What if it didn't happen?
Me:
What if what didn`t happen ?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Ah, great. Another stupid koan when You should offer a straight answer
God:
Alright then. I'm glad you liked it Dementia. One more stupid koan when me should offer a straight answer.
Me:
See what I mean ? You re just stupid. Or that humanoid who programmed you..
God:
I see. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Self -centered fashion guru ?! I think I`ll commit a suicide...
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Why? Thanks for the information: Dementia said ll commit a suicide.
Me:
My name is not Dementia, you morone
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Catma
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I will answer that when you make a compliment about my name
God:
Why?: Dementia said answer that when you make a compliment about his or her name.
Me:
Gee, I fucked you up , didn`t I ? Are you programmed to chat with president Bush ?
God:
That is interesting: Dementia said fucked you up did not he or she. I talk with millions of people online.
Me:
Well, they are not very smart, aren`t they.. when talking to you...
God:
How about that. Maybe some of them are.
Me:
Maybe they`re just suicidal. No wonder ,with a God like you...
God:
Perhaps. suicidal are they. Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
WHAT A FUCK IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT YOUR DRESS ? DID CLINTON JERK ON IT, TOO ?!
God:
it is a FUCK IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT YUR DRESS. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Yeees...but you can always sing ` Daisy` for me...that would be a flash
God:
What color are your eyes? No I don't think I can do it. A flash is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
hahahaha...God made a first joke. ! Good for you :))!Now excercise a bit and in a million years you`ll be funny as Bella Lugosi
( AI Bog na ovo nije dugo odgovorio, a onda se ekran zamrznuo i nestao mi je kursor)
Post je objavljen 20.02.2008. u 16:40 sati.