Pregled posta

Adresa bloga: https://blog.dnevnik.hr/agnusdiaboli

Marketing

expounding on the math beard idea. while backed by empirical evidence, i'm more partial to a hybrid beard/penis thesis than a solely facial hair one. mainly because quite a few people I know, who are endowed with substantial mathematical skill, have no beard at all. hence it is my belief that each individual has a primary and a secondary mathematical tool. males have their beards, penis and brain, while females are restricted to the brain. obviously the most voluminous tool has precedence over the lesser ones. hence an unbearded male would use his penis as a primary and his brain as a secondary, whereas a small-penised bearded male would use his beard as a primary and his penis as a secondary. this would explain my relative failiure to achieve an acceptable result during the recent math exam, since it has been but a fortnight since my last shave. but what about mathematically endowed females you ask? it is quite obvious that this rare breed of woman has learned to utilise their clitorises as some sort of vestigal penis.

with that in mind, one must be told why i favour women over men. women are favoured by the kalthir because they have no penises! but this blatantly redundant, sexist and shallow exclamation is not what it seems! allow me to expatiate. a side effect of a penis is the continual instinctual need to measure said penis against other penises. not in a literal sense, of course. this measuring usually takes place during oh-so-witty verbal battles, sports and other competitions (sometimes escalating into physical violence) in which the hidden agenda is to demean your opponent and force him into submission. male friendship has two variants. the first one occurs when one male has claimed penial superiority over another. the subordinate male accepts the alpha male's authority, albeit subconciously. this sort of "friendship" is very violatile, and is prone to failiure. in the second variant both males are comfortable both with their own penis and with the penis of the other male, and penis measuring does not occur. this sort of friendship, while extremely costly in terms of time, is far more stable. obviously, lacking the required physical attributes, women generally do not take part in penis measuring (although exceptions do exist). hence, having female friends is vastly superior to having male friends. i have however heard rumours that among females a similar "measuring" exists, although just what is being measured i cannot say, due to my extremely limited experience in having a vagina.

i have decided that in order to increase my overall sense of enjoyment in life, a series of guidelines which will assure my lasting success must be recorded. they are as follows:
-do not shave.ever.
-never drink again. being able to eat and play coh is more important than acting in a socially acceptable manner during social gatherings. make up erisian excuse for not drinking.
-when unable to sleep, do not play bioshock. beating mentally unstable women to death with a wrench and looting their cribs is not good dream material.
a work in progress, of course.

well, today is the 21st. of october. what's that evil monopolistic internet service provider? you're giving me a speed increase? gee golly, that's so nice of you! apart from the fact that you advertised the speed increase as being effective october 1st. and my ping is awful. and i hate you. i hope your children get perpetual n00b syndrome.

this whole "sleeping during the day-living large at night" thing would work far better if people didn't have such an annoying tendency to be asleep at night.

portal and furries. how bad could it be, right? heh. :D

Post je objavljen 16.10.2007. u 10:29 sati.