Prošao je još jedan vikend. Prošli i izbori. Nije me se baš previše ticalo, tako da sam gotovo zaboravila otići obaviti svoju građansku dužnost. Zakoniti je ranim jutrom otišao na tržnicu, jer smo nakon dvosatnog subotnjeg šopinga ipak previdjeli neke stvari, tj. da nemamo grincajga i mladih krumpira...tak da je on svoje odglasovao ujutro. A ja navečer, u pola sedam. Vidjet ćemo hoće li išta biti drugačije... Generaliziranje me živcira, i apsurdno je. Ak' je čelni čovjek loš, to ne znači da su svi, a ni da nisu... evo pričice na tu temu. Baš mi je fino "sjela"....
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the
> First
> Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's
> obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along.
> After thirty minutes the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese."
> The First Officer replies: "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?"
> "Your people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."
> "Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not
> Chinese."
> "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all alike."
>
> Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: "No
> like
> Jew."
> "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
> "Jews sink Titanic."
> "The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
> "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."