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Kako se mijenja karatkter muškaraca sa godinama

Pice
17 - Pivo
25 - Vodka
35 - Jeger
48 - Dupli Jeger
66 - Hladna kava iz termosice

Laganje
17 - Moja simpatija nije tu ovog vikenda
25 - Moja cura nije tu ovog vikenda
35 - Moja zaručnica nije tu ovog vikenda
48 - Moja žena nije tu ovog vikenda
66 - Moja žena je mrtva

Omiljeni sport
17 - Sex
25 - Sex
35 - Sex
48 - Mjenjanje kanala
66 - Dremanje

Definicija uspješnog izlaska
17 - "Jezik"
25 - "Doručak"
35 - "Nije ugrozila moju terapiju"
48 - "Nisam morao upoznati njenu djecu
66 - "Živ sam se vratio kući"

Idealno vrijeme za ženidbu
17 - 25
25 - 35
35 - 48
48 - 66
66 - 17

Kako se mijenja karatkter žena sa godinama

Pice
17 - Hladno vino
25 - Bijelo vino
35 - Crveno vino
48 - Don Perignon
66 - Dupli Jack Daniels i tableta za spavanje

Izgovori za odbijanje muškaraca
17 - Moram oprati kosu
25 - Moram oprati i osušiti kosu
35 - Moram pofarbati kosu
48 - Moram zvati frizera da mi pofraba kosu
66 - Moram zvati frizera da mi pofarba periku

Omiljeni sport
17 - Shoping
25 - Shoping
35 - Shoping
48 - Shoping
66 - Shoping

Definicija uspješnog izlaska
17 - Mc Donalds
25 - Besplatno jelo
35 - Dijamant
48 - Veći dijamant
66 - Sama u kući

Omiljena fantazija
17 - Viskok, crn i zgodan
25 - Viskok, crn, zgodan i bogat
35 - Viskok, crn, zgodan, bogat i pametan
48 - Muškarac sa kosom
66 - Muškarac

Idelan muškarac
17 - U restoranu se ponudi da plati večeru
25 - U restoranu plati večeru
35 - Ujutro napravi doručak
48 - Ujutro napravi doručak za djecu
66 - Može da doručkuje

Idealno vrijeme za udaju
17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66


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