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Nepoćudne teme - ljevica 
3 dolara i 25 centa, 36 komora shaolina, 50 cent, abc, adam ant, adrian smith, adult, aghora, aiwa, akira, alice in wonderland, alyssa milano, amateur, ambeon, amelie nothomb, amorphis, anal, android paranoid, angelina jolie, aguilera, angel, anime, arsloch, art, asian, ass, asshole, atk, audition, avi, ayreon, babes, bach, baldrick, baldur's gate, ballard, ballet, baltazar, barbarian nymphoids in dinosaur hell, baroque, barth, barthelme, bashir, basil fawlty, battle royale, beaver, beavis, beckham, begotten, beholder, bender, beowulf, bernard panasonik, bestial, bezoblična masa, bi, big brother, biggus diccus, birkoff, biskup, bizarre, black adder, black sabbath, blek stena, blog, blowjob, bob rock, bondage, boobs, borges, brad pitt, branko đurić, breasts, britannica, britney, bruce dickinson, btvs, buffy, burton, butthead, camus, carroll, celebrity, changeling, chicks, chopper chicks in zombie town, classix nouveaux, cleric, clit, clits, clive barker, cloudkill, cock, coleridge, core, crack, cro-cop, cronos, cum, cumshot, cumshots, cunnilingus, cunt, cyberporn, ćevapi, čokoladni ćira, davinci code, dado pršo, dan dare, danko družijanić, daria, data, dave barry, definition, delany, depravada, dick, dictionary, dildo, dirty, disgusting, dixon hill, doggie, domai, dominion, doom, doomdark's revenge, dostojevski, driller killer, drizzt do’urden, ds9, duke nukem, dune, dungeons and dragons, duran, eating pussy, edina, edo maajka, ejaculation, elf, elite, enchant, enema, emh, eminem, erection, erotic, erotica, excalibur, exhibitionist, facial fantasies, falconer, fallujah, fanboy, fangoria, fantasy, fargo rock city, fellatio, female, feral tribune, ferrari, film, finger, fireball, firefly, fist fuck, flatiron, foreskin, fucking, gaddis, garak, gass, george, ghoul in a girl's dormitory, gibson, gif, giger, girl next door, girls, globus, glorija, gojira, godzilla, golden shower, gordian knot, govnaida, greenaway, gta, gumby, gustav, gulag, gwar, hack’n slash, haggard, half-life, halo, hard, hardcore, harold the horny hunter, harry potter, hdz, heavy, heidegger, homičus, horny rob, horror, hot, houellebecq, hoyka, htv, huge hung, hun's pages, hustler, hyperspace, iad uroboros, icewind, idoli, images, imaginos, imajica, incal noir, intercourse, iraq, iron maiden, ivo banac, jadranka kosor, jake the snake, janjetov, japan, jargon, jennifer lopez, john kerry, jpeg, jpg, juicy mellons, kafka, kamov, kathryn janeway, keyser soze, kidman, kierkegaard, kiff, kinky, kirk, klingon, kobe bryant, koja, komandant mark, ko to tamo peva, kournikova, kozmologija, kristina despot, kurac, kvazar, kylie, la orgia de los muertos, lacan, lace, latinica, la tumba de los muertos vivientes, laura palmer, leatherface, lenjin, lepa sela, lepo gore, lesbian, lick, lingerie, links, lips, lister, lolita, lord flasheart, lord of the rings, lords of midnight, lotr, louisiana national guard, lurker, lwaxana troi, lynch, lysette anthony, madeline, madonna, magnum innominandum, maldoror, males, manic miner, mantas, marčuljonis, marilyn manson, martin, marx, masturbate, matrix, meaning, melchet, melmoth, memento, men, metabarons, metal, metamorf, michael jackson, michelle wild, microserfs, microsoft, milana vuković runjić, miljenko jergović, mirjana hrga, mirrorshades, moby dick, models, moebius, molasar, monica seles, monty python, morbid angel, morbo, morn, motorola, mpeg, mpg, mr. burns, mrs. miggins, munchkin, nabokov, naked, naratologija, necronomicon, nfs, nibelungiend, nipples, nives celzijus, no-man, nokia, nova tv, nude, nudist, nudity, oed, ole buttonhead, olympic games, ogresta, ontology, operations, oprah, oral, orgasm, orgy, oriental, orion slave girls, ozric tentacles, pacman, pain, paladin, panties, panty, paradise lost, patrick bateman, patsy, peek, pero deformero, pet, petra, phantasm, photo, photography, photos, phrase, pi, picard, pics, picture, picture, pictures, pinhead, pokemon, polyphone, poppy z. brite, porn, porno, pornography, postdekonstrukcionizam, power gamer, pride, prkno, proust, psycho, pussy, pynchon, q, quake, quark, queensryche, quorum, račan, rane, razor ramon, reginald barclay, renata sopek, rimmer, ringtones, romero, romulan, rooney, rtl, rushdie, sabonis, sadism, sado, samsung, sanja doležal, sardaukar, sartre, saša tin kedžo, scat, seinfeld, seneka, serenity, serial, serials, seven of nine, severina, sex, sex-pictures, shakira, sharapova, shareth the heartstealer, shaved, shirley, shot, shrek, simone choule, sims, sir oliver, sisko, slang, slayage, slayer, slut, sluts, smeghead, sony, space invaders, spank, speed, spike, spiral architect, splinter cell, spock, spread, star trek, star wars, steers & queers, stipe šuvar, stockings, straight, strip, striptease, stroke, subspace, subtitles, suck, sucking, supermodels, superstring theory, swingers, tarik filipović, technopriests, teen, tetris, tetsuo, threesome, tihonenko, tit, tities, tito, titlovi, tits, tng, tolkien, tomb raider, tonino picula, tos, twat, ufc, ukrivak, ultimate warrior, ultravox, ulysses, unreal, urth, uzumaki, vader, vagina, vampires, vampyros lesbos, verfremdungs-effekt, vedrana rudan, venom, veronica zemanova, vesna pusić, vibrator, videodrom, vincent price, vladimir harkonen, vogonska poezija, volkov, vollmann, vorpal, vroči kaj, vulva, wagner, warbird, warcraft, warez, warp, wc, week, weinberg, wernstrom, wet, whedon, willow, wimbledon, wolfe, wolfenstein, women, woody allen, wyrm, x-rated, xander, xrated, xxx, yog shogoth, zagor, zap brannigan, zaphod beeblebrox, zara, željko malnar, žanamari, žižek

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STIHOVLJE
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Blue Oyster Cult
In the Presence of Another World


In the presence of another world
You guess the things unguessed
In the fullness of another world
There is no emptiness

In the promise of another world
A dreadful knowledge comes
How even space can modulate
And earthly things be done

Your master he's a monster
He will come on a bridge of paper
Inscribed with a hundred names of God
But he can count one more
The curse of life eternal
Written on the door

Your master.....he's a monster

In the presence of another world
A dreadful knowledge comes
How even space can modulate
And earthly things be done

In the fullness of another world
There is no emptiness

Your master.....Your master is a monster
Your master.....Born of a yolkless egg
Your master.....He has dominion over animals
Your master.....He walks the world Entrail diviner
Your master.....And when the stars are right
Your master.....He locks the door behind the door behind the door
Your master.....The milky way abyss inclines
Your master.....The seven years of labor for the instruments of time

Your master is a monster
And gentlemanly too
He'll make for us some new germ
With pieces of the perfect black
The alpha and omega
The double peaks of Mars
The maze of his infinity
The buried city
In the stars

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Top lista iritantnih pojavnosti:

TV

Trajno prvo mjesto:

*Željka Ogresta*

1. Sanja Doležal
2. Mirjana Hrga
3. Mićo Dušanović
4. Ivica Blažičko
5. Hloverka Novak
6. Tihomir Dujmović
7. Elizabeta Gojan
8. Romano Bolković
9. Branka Šeparović
10. Branimir Bilić

"Politika"

1. Dražen Budiša
2. Slaven Letica
3. Milan Bandić
4. Andrija Hebrang
5. Jadranka Kosor
6. Zdravko Tomac
7. Vladimir Šeks
8. Ivo Sanader
9. Miomir Žužul
10. Zvonimir Šeparović

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Točni odgovori:

1. matineja
2. tinejdžer
3. fanatik
4. autsajder
5. epidemija
6. anketa
7. sprej
8. fen
9. vikend
10. dribling
11. dizajn
12. šperploča
13. vestern
14. ziheraš
15. tampon
16. granata

 Linkovi
Amazon UK
Episode Guide
IMDB
Blog.hr

Blogs of choice:

Zrine
Annie
Porto
Xiola
Akrap

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Metacitatnost

"Apathy on the rise, no one cares."
--newspaper headline on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you realize who's in command here!"
--Jayne, Firefly

Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of themodynamics!
--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
--Woody Allen, Side Effects

Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul minded perversity. Have you ever considered a career in the Church?
--The Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder II
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Poćudne teme - desnica

Academy Awards, Alltheweb, Altavista, Alyssa Milano, Amateur, Amazon, American Express, American Music Awards, Ampland, Andrea Thompson, Angelia Jolie, Animated Graphics, Anna K Virus, Anna Kournikova, AOL, Appartments, Applet, Assian, Atkins Diet, Attila the Hun, Auctions, Austin Powers, Australian Open, Automobiles, AVI, Backstreet Boys, Bands, Barbie, Baseball, Beach, Beanie Babies, Beatles, Bible, Big Brother, Bikinis, Black and White, Black History Month, Blair Witch Project, Blink 182, Blink-182, BMW, Books, Brad Pitt, Bradley Chait, Britney Spears, Brooke Burke, Bruce Lee, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bussiness, Capital Punishment, Carmen Electra, Cars, Casinos, Cats, CD Roms, Celebrity, Census, Charlie's Angels, Chat, Cheats, Chinesse New Year, Christina Aguilera, Christmas, Chrono Cross, Chyna, Cindy Crawford, Cindy Margolis, Claire Swire, Classified, Cliff Notes, Clip Art, Coca Cola, Codes, College Football, Colleges, Compaq, Computers, Cookie Recipes, Costumes, Coyote Ugly, Dale Earnhardt, Darva Conger, David Blaine, Day of the Dead, Daytona 500, Dean Kamen, Death Penalty, Denisse Richards, Destiny's Child, Detroit Auto Show, Diablo 2, Diet, Digimon, Digital Cameras, Disney, Diwali, DMX, Dogs, Domains, Download, Dr. Dree, Dragonball, Dreamcast, Drudge Report, DVD, E Cards, Easter, EBay, Election 2000, Ellis Island, Eminem, Emmy Awards, Entertainment, Excite, Family, Fans, Fast Search, Father's Day, Female, Final Fantasy, Firestone Tires, Flowers, Fonts, Food, Foot and Mouth Desease, Football, Ford, Free, Free Games, Freebies, FreeNet, Freeware, Friends, FTP, Fun, Funny, Games, Geena Davis, Genealogy, Getaway, Gladiator, Gnutella, Go, Golden Globes, Golf, Golf Clubs, Google, GoTo, Graduation, Grammy Awards, Greek Mithology, Greeting Cards, Grinch, Groundhog Day, Gundam Wing, Guns, Half Life Counter Strike, Halloween, Hannibal, Harley Davidson, Harry Potter, Health, Hewlett Packard, History, Holocaust, Honda, Horoscopes, HotBot, Hotels, Hotmail, Houses, Howard Stern, Humor, Ian Thorpe, Icons, ICQ, Ifoseek, iMesh, Internet, Internet Explorer, IRS, Israel & Palestine, IT/Ginger, Java, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Jewerly, Jobs, Joey Ramone, Jokes, Justin Timberlake ,Kid Rock, Korn, Lara Kroft, Las Vegas, Leonardo Di Caprio, Limp Bizkit, Lingerie, Links, Linux, Loft Story, Look Smart, Lord of the Rings, Love Poems, Love Stories, Lycos, Lyrics, Mac, Mad Cow Disease, Madonna, Magazines, Majora's Mask, Male, Maps, Mardi Gras, Mariah Carey, Marijuana, Marketing, Martha Stewart, Martin Luther King Jr., Matrix, Mcafee, Melboune Cup, Men, Mercedes Benz, Metallica, Metasearch, MGM, Michael Jordan, Microsoft, Microsoft XBox, Midi, MIR, MIRC, Miss World, Moon Landing, Mortage Rates, Mother's Day, Movies, MP3, MSN, MTV Awards, Music, Music Videos, 'N Sync, Napster, NASA, Nascar, NBA, NCAA Basketball, NEAR-Shoemaker, Nelly, Net, Netscape, New Year, New York Mets, New York Times, News, Newspapers, NFL, Nicole Kidman, Niki Taylor, Nintendo, Nostradamus, NY Yankees, Olympics, Online, Open Directory, Oprah Winfrey, Oscar, O-Town, Outlaw Star, Outlook Express, Paint Shop, Pam Anderson, Pamela Anderson, Panasonic, Paranormal, Paris, Passwords, Paula Jones, Pearl Harbor, Penelope Cruz, Penthouse, People, Pepsi Cola. Periodic Table, Personal Homepages, Personals, Photos, Pictures, PlayBoy, Playstation 2, Poetry, Pokemon, Pokemon Gold, Pop Music, Portalmix, Powerball, Pregnancy, Programs, Prom Dresses, Prom Hairstyles, Publishers Clearing House, Quotes, Quotation, Radio, Ralph Nader, Ramadan, Rap Lyrics, Real Audio, Recipes, Ricky Martin, Robert Blake, Rock Music, Rosh Hashana, Russell Crowe, Sable, Sailor Moon, Samsung, Santa Claus, Scholarships, Science Fair Projects, Scooters, Screensavers, Search Engines, Shakespeare, Shania Twain, Shannon Elisabeth, Shopping, SI Swimsuit Issue, Simpsons, Sims, Sites, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Soccer, Software, Solar Eclipse, Songs, Sony, South Park, Spice Girls, Sports, Sports Illustrated, Star Trek, Star Wars, Stars, Stephen King, Sterling Marlin, Stock Quotes, SULFNBK Virus, Summer Olympics, Sun, Super Bowl, Super Bowl Commercials, Surfing, Survivor, Swimming Pools, Swimsuits, Tatiana Grigorieva, Tattoos, Taxes, Technology, Teen, Teletubbies, Television, Temptation Island, Tenchi Muyo, Tennis, Terra, Textbooks, Thaksgiving, The Beatles, The Bible, The British Open, The Census, The Death Penalty, The Grinch, The Holocaust, The IRS, The NFL, The Olympics, The Perfect Storm, The Rock, The Simpsons, The Sims, The US Open, The WWF, The X-Files, The X-Men, Titanic, Tomb Raider, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, Tool, Tour de France, Toys, Travel, Tupac Sharuk, TV, U.S. Postal Service, U2, UFOS, Universal Pictures, USA, Vacation, Valetine's Day, Verizon Strike, Videos, Vietnam War, Virtual, Virus, Wallpapers, Warner Bross, Weather, Web, WebCrawler, Webs, Websites, Wimbledon, Winamp, Windows 2000, Windows Me, Winzip, Witchcraft, Women, World War I, World War II, Wrestling, X Files, X Men, XFL, XFL Cheerleaders, Yahoo, Yellow Pages, Young, Zelda

 Holoprogrami
Filmovi za nuklearno sklonište

Rebecca, Hitchcock, 1940
Citizen Kane, Welles, 1941
Casablanca, Curtiz, 1942
Sunset Bulevard, Wilder, 1950
Vertigo, Hitchcock, 1958
Psycho, Hitchcock, 1960
Dr. Strangelove, Kubrick, 1963
The Haunting, Wise, 1963
Repulsion, Polanski, 1965
2001: A Space Odyssey, Kubrick, 1968
Night of the Living Dead, Romero, 1968
Rosemary's Baby, Polanski, 1968
Clockwork Orange, Kubrick, 1971
Duel, Spielberg, 1971
The Godfather 1 & 2, Coppola, 1971, 1974
Cabaret, Fosse, 1972
American Graffiti, Lucas, 1973
The Exorcist, Friedkin, 1973
Conversation, Coppola, 1974
Dark Star, Carpenter, 1974
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Hooper, 1974
Dog Day Afternoon, Lumet, 1975
Love and Death, Allen, 1975
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sharman, 1975
Assault on Precinct 13, Carpenter, 1976
The Omen, Donner, 1976
Taxi Driver, Scorsese, 1976
The Tenant, Polanski, 1976
Annie Hall, Allen, 1977
Big Wednesday, Millius, 1978
Halloween, Carpenter, 1978
Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Kaufman, 1978
Alien, Scott, 1979
Apocalypse Now, Coppola, 1979
The Warriors, Hill, 1979
The Empire Strikes Back, Kershner, 1980
Raging Bull, Scorsese, 1980
Conan the Barbarian, Millius, 1981
Excalibur, Boorman, 1981
Blade Runner, Scott, 1982
The Evil Dead, Raimi, 1982
The Thing, Carpenter, 1982
Blood Simple, Coen, 1983
Right Stuff, Kaufman, 1983
This Is Spinal Tap, Reiner, 1983
Company of Wolves, Jordan, 1984
After Hours, Scorsese, 1985
Brazil, Gilliam, 1985
Aliens, Cameron, 1986
Blue Velvet, Lynch, 1986
Gothic, Russell, 1986
Hannah and Her Sisters, Allen, 1986
Stand By Me, Reiner, 1986
Hellraiser, Barker, 1987
Do The Right Thing, Lee, 1989
Jacob's Ladder, Lyne, 1990
Silence of the Lambs, Demme, 1990
Reservoir Dogs, Tarantino, 1991
Clerks, Smith, 1994
Pulp Fiction, Tarantino, 1994
Seven, Fincher, 1995
Usual Suspects, Singer, 1995
Starship Troopers, Verhoeven, 1997
Fight Club, Fincher, 1999
Memento, Nolan, 2000

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25 albuma za pusti otok

Blue Oyster Cult: Imaginos
David Sylvian: Brilliant Trees
Soundgarden: Badmotorfinger
Swans: Burning World
Radiohead: OK Computer
Bob Mould: Workbook
Porcupine Tree: Lightbulb Sun
Godspeed You Black Emperor: Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Tool: Lateralus
A Perfect Circle: Mer De Noms
Therapy: Troublegum
10.000 Maniacs: Blind Man's Zoo
Tori Amos: Little Earthquakes
Keane: Hopes and Fears
Monster Magnet: Powertrip
All About Eve: All About Eve
Mazzy Star: She Hangs Brightly
Roxy Music: Avalon
Queensryche: Operation: Mindcrime
Peter Gabriel: Passion
My Dying Bride: Like Gods of the Sun
Coldplay: A Rush of Blood to the Head
Led Zeppelin: Led Zeppelin
Simple Minds: New Gold Dream
Spandau Ballet: Diamond

 31.10.2004., nedjelja

Cabin Fever: BigBrotherhood and YUnity

Slovenski televizijski gledatelji od sredine će idućeg mjeseca moći gledati reality-show po uzoru na Big Brother, u kojemu će biti šest mladića i šest djevojaka iz svih suverenih država nastalih na području bivše Jugoslavije. Show pod naslovom 'To sam ja' u Sloveniji će prikazivati TV3 komercijalna televizija u većinskom vlasništvu Ivana "Sitan, ali dinamitan" Ćalete, bivšeg suvlasnika hrvatske Nove TV, koja će uskoro biti preimenovana u 'Prvu televiziju' (moto: "Stavite Prvu televiziju na broj jedan ili će mi opet netko pucati u koljena.")

Televizijski gledatelji iz svih republika bivše Jugoslavije televotingom i SMS-om svakih 20 dana eliminirat će (nadajmo se ne Srebrenica-style) po jednog mladića i jednu djevojku iz emisije uz zanimljiv i opasan pristup "jedan čovjek, jedan glas" koji mnogoljudnijim novonastalim državama daje priliku da izbacuju pripadnike antipatičnih naroda i narodnosti. Ali takvo što se jamačno ne bi dogodilo na području bivše SFRJ koje je poznato po principijelnosti i odsustvu nacionalizma (osim možda u odsudnim pitanjima poput izbora pjesme za Euroviziju ili mladica za Miss).

Mladići i djevojke iz Slovenije, Hrvatske, BiH, Srbije i Crne Gore i Makedonije živjet će 90 dana u elitnoj gradskoj četvrti u Skopju...
Skopje ima mikroklima, izgor leto kocan zima
Gradski cigli, goli brda, sino nebo, zemja tvrda
Maten Vardar brzo tece, tajni nosi, vreme vlece
Nasmevni se, ne beri gajle*, namigni mi, ajde nazdravje, Skopje!

* "boli te kurac, zajebavaćemo se"
...bez informacija o tome što se događa u svijetu izvan kuće, u kojoj će ih 24 sata na dan pratiti 21 kamera i 40 mikrofona, a pobjednik će dobiti nagradu nešto višu od 10.000 eura, najavio je marketinški direktor emisije Damijan Nacevski.

Emisija koja je u travnju ove godine pokrenuta u Makedoniji želi prikazati život mladih koji dolaze iz različitih govornih područja i kultura. Kandidati moraju imati između 18 i 30 godina, ali se prijavljuju i stariji. Emisija će se moći pratiti i preko Interneta ("zavirite unutra uz VBR") u obliku snimki i fotografija, obećao je Nacevski, dodavši da je zanimanje za emisiju golemo i da se samo u Makedoniji prijavilo više od tri i pol tisuće kandidata.

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