P h e p h e r o n c a - roza tisak
18.09.2006., ponedjeljak
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Ricky Gervais pita Chris Martina iz Cold Playa koješta, a između ostalog i to koliko mu je platio Mac da djetetu da ime Apple.  Jebote, šta je taj Krisonja vidio u onoj Gweneth.. garant ga je ćapila na trudnoću..  E da! Evo i teksta jer se na par mjesta ne može skužiti kad se smiju šta pričaju.. “Chris martin from coldplay. Got a few questions for you.” “Can i wear your sunglasses?” “Ok, now you like to buy clothes made in third world sweat-shops because they’re cheaper. Do you prefer Chinese or Indian made stuff?” “Indian. Chinese don’t know what they’re doing.” “Most of your record collection is taped from Radio one. Doesn’t the quality suffer?” “If you get a TSX60. Flip it. Six songs each side. Magic.” Now at the Conservative Party conference a few years ago you made a rousing speech saying that if Labour banned fox hunting you’d leave the country. Now, you did leave but now you’re back. Isn’t that hypocritical?” “I just came back to get some stuff. To get my hunting gear. I came back to get 2 guns and a knife.” “Now, you love getting corporate sponsorship for stuff, and you named your child Apple obviously after the computer firm. How much money did you get for that?” “Four billion dollars.” “Well done” “Two billion of it was taxed. Paid for a bypass.” “Now your wife Gwyneth is obviously a welsh lass…….” “Dont bring that up.” “………but you’ve never learnt the language. How do you communicate?” “Like you were saying earlier I use my mouth, like you gave some clever cloggs answer to me.” “Clever cloggs?!” “We communicate through lawyers.” “And estate agents. We use Bruce Foxton. Now, on tour, you have the band and tour in stitches with your famous impression of a disabled. Why do they find that so funny?” [Chris cracks up] “What sort of question is that?” “Now you famously said you dont trust black people. Isn’t that rascist?” “I think racism is a state of mind.” Koja budala..  |
