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SANDOKAN

Piu crudele e la guerra
e l'uomo sa cos'e la guerra,
caldo e tenero e l'amore
e l'uomo sa cos'e l'amore.
Giu dal cielo scende un tuono,
tutto intorno e un grande suono,
nasce il seme della pianta
il grande albero adesso canta.
Corre il sangue nelle vene,
grande vento
nella notte calda si alzera.

Sandokan, Sandokan,
giallo e il sole e la forza mi da...
Sandokan, Sandokan,
dammi forza e ogni giorno
ogni notte il coraggio verra!

La conchiglia suona piano
il mare ormai e gia lontano,
sale e scende la marea
e tutto copre e tutto crea.
Corre il sangue nelle vene
grande vento
nella notte calda si alzera!

Sandokan, Sandokan,
giallo e il sole e la forza mi da...
Sandokan, Sandokan,
dammi forza e ogni giorno
ogni notte il coraggio verra!


Katyusha

Rastsvetali yabloni i grushi,
Poplyli tumany nad rekoy;
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy.

Vykhodila, pesnyu zavodila
Pro stepnogo sizogo orla,
Pro tovo kotorogo lyubila,
Pro tovo chyi pisma beregla.

Oy, ty pesnya, pesenka devichya,
Ty leti za yasnym solntsem vsled,
I boytsu na dalnem pogranichye
Ot Katyushi pereday privet.

Pust on vspomnit devushku prostuyu,
Pust uslyshit, kak ona poyot,
Pust on zemlyu berezhyot rodnuyu,
A lyubov Katyusha sberezhyot.

Rastsvetali yabloni i grushi,
Poplyli tumany nad rekoy;
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy.


Maljciki - Idoli

Plamene zore bude me iz sna
Fabricka jutra, dim iz dimnjaka
Pesma se ori, mladi radnici
Celicna jutra, hitam fabrici.

Drugovi moji, radni, veseli
Bicikle voze, ponositi svi
Drugovi moji, radni, veseli
Pobede nove nosicemo mi.

Sunce vec greje, vetar carlija
Jutarnja rosa, zemlja mirisna
Sunce vec greje, a a a a a
Bogata zetva, radujem se ja.

Papaludnij kruzok na kotorij ja idu
tam udje budjet moja djevuska
djevuska blandinka katoruju ja ljublju
Mi vmejstje budem jezdit na karablju

Visoke peci potpaljujem ja
Ruda se topi, nasmejan sam ja
Pesma se ori, peva fabrika
Pesma se ori, a a a a a.


Scarborough Fair - Simon and Garfunkel

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Remember me to one who lives there.
She once was a true love of mine.

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt,
(A hill in the deep forest green)
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme;
(Tracing of sparrow on snow-crested brown)
Without no seams nor needle work,
(Blankets and bedclothes the child of the mountain)
Then she'll be a true love of mine.
(Sleeps unaware of the clarion call)

Tell her to find me an acre of land,
(On the side of a hill a sprinkling of leaves)
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme;
(Washes the grave with silvery tears)
Between the salt water and the sea strand,
(A soldier cleans and polishes a gun)
Then she'll be a true love of mine.
(Sleeps unaware of the clarion call)

Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather,
(War bellows blazing in scarlet battalions)
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme;
(General order their soldiers to kill)
And gather it all in a bunch of heather,
(And to fight for a cause they've long ago forgotten)
Then she'll be a true love of mine.

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Remember me to one who lives there.
She once was a true love of mine.



SLAYER - "Cult"

Oppression is the Holy Law
In God I Distrust
Metallic monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
And so I've grieved the master plan
The Bible's where it all began
It's time again ourselves to spare
It's just the virus everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war

Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The desolace of Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
To land him on the crucifix
He rode the cup of purity
Infectious in facility
I've made my choice
Six six six

Christ that breeds the pedophiles
Don't pray for the priest
Conviction finds a lonely child
And preys on the weak
You think your soul needs to be saved
I think you're fucking miles away
Scream out loud here's where you begin
Forgive me father, For I have sinned

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war

Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The darkness of Jesus Christ
I would've loved to sacrifice
And nail him to the crucifix
He rode the cup of purity
Infectious in facility
I've made my choice
Six six six

Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood that's spilled in war

He's everything
He's all things dead
He's pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head

You fear you're sold into the front
Revelation
Revolution
I see through your cracked delusion

The war tear just drags along
But oh God it's growing strong
It's time again ourselves to spare
It's just the violence everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war

Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

There is no fucking Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
To land upon the crucifix
He rode the cup of purity
Infectious in facility
I've made my choice
Six six six



Alison Hell - Annihilator

alice isn't frightening
alice aren't you scared
alice isn't is wonderful
living life afraid
don't look around the corner
i might be lurking there
under the bed at night
you're up till dawn again

alison hell, your mind begins to fold
alison hell, aren't you growing cold
alison hell, you are looking blue
alice in hell, what else can you do

alice

i begin my rule, life hideous in your mind
crying out, you've lost your doll
it isn't worth a dime

alison hell, your mind begins to fold
alison hell, aren't you growing cold
alison hell, what are you looking for
alice in hell, soon i close the door

sitting in the corner, you are naked and alone
no one listened to your fears, you've created me

alice isn't frightening
alice aren't you scared
i was killed at birth
i shoot this final scene
you're in the basement
you're trapped insanity

alison hell, what were you looking for
alison hell, as i close the door
alison hell, here you shall dwell
alison hell, alice dwells in hell

alice

alice
alison
alice
in hell

goodbye



Five Miles Out - Mike Oldfield

What do you do when your falling,
You've got 30 degrees and you're stalling out?
And it's 24 miles to your beacon;
There's a crack in the sky and the warning's out.

Don't take that dive again!
Push through that band of rain!

Five miles out,
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out.
You're Number 1, anticipating you.

Climbing out.
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out.
You're Number 1, anticipating you.

Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Calling all stations!
This is Golf-Mike-Oscar-Victor-Juliet
IMC CU.NIMB...icing,
In great difficulty, over.

The traffic controller is calling,
"Victor-Juliet, your identity.
I have you lost in the violent storm!
Communicate or squalk 'Emergency'!"

Don't take that dive again!
Push through that band of rain!

Lost in static, 18,
And the storm is closing in now.
Automatic, 18!
(Got to push through!) Trapped in living hell!

Your a prisoner of the dark sky,
The propeller blades are still!
And the evil eye of the hurricane's
Coming in now for the kill.

Our hope's with you,
Rider in the blue.
Welcome's waiting, we're anticipating
You'll be celebrating, when you're down and out braking.

Climbing out.
(Climbing, climbing)
Five miles out.
(Climbing, climbing)

Five miles out,
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out....
(Climbing, climbing)

Five miles out,
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out....
(Climbing, climbing)

Climbing out.
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out....
(Climbing, climbing)

Five miles out,
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out....
(Climbing, climbing)

Climbing out.
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out....
(Climbing, climbing)

Climbing out.
Just hold your heading true.
Got to get your finest out....


Something Wicked - Nuclear Assault

Here comes the circus now to steal your life away
Catch unwary children at their play
Disturb what was a peaceful island of calm
A storm is coming on the horizon
The traveller begs for you his words to heed
To fear the evil thing that he proceeds
Recruiting evil in the autumn times of sin
A mad collection of broken men

Thunder ripping out across the sky
Draw the lighning out of my mind
By the prickling of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes

The house of mirrors is your place of play
Ten thousand faces driving you insane
A carnival of hate crawling through your mind
A gripping fear that leaves you paralyzed

Thunder ripping out across the sky
Draw the lighning out of my mind
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes



Cemetery Gates - Pantera

Reverend reverend is this some conspiracy?
Crucified for no sins
An image beneath me
Whats within our plans for life
It all seems so unreal
I'm a man couldn't have feel this world
Left in my misery...

The reverend he turned to me
Without a tear in his eyes
It's nothing new for him to see
I didn't ask him why
I will remember
The love our souls had
Sworn to make
Now I watch the falling rain
All my mind can see
Now is your (face)

Well I guess
You took my youth
I gave it all away
Like the birth of a
New-found joy
This love would end in rage
And when she died
I couldn't cry
The pride within my soul
You left me incomplete
Memories now unfold.

Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the
Cemetery gates

Sometimes when I'm alone
I wonder aloud
If you're watching over me
Some place far abound
I must reverse my life
I can't live in the past
Then set my soul free
Belong to me at last

Through all those
Complex years
I thought I was alone
I didn't care to look around
And make this world my own
And when she died
I should've cried and spared myself some pain...
Left me incomplete
All alone as the memories still remain

The way we were
The chance to save my soul
And my concern is now in vain
Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates



Suicide Messiah - BLS

Crawl through the things that eat your flesh
Drown in my waters that know you best
Step inside I've been waiting here for you

Underneath where you shall crawl
Fly so high you'll never fall
Step inside we've been waiting here for you

Bow down you chose your maker
He never gives he's always the taker
The electric burns that fuel the fire
It's just your suicide messiah
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah

Walk through the streets that know your name
All that's pure is now insane
Step inside I've been waiting here for you

Another trip another lie
Lifes hand of doom you're feeling fine
Step inside we've been waiting here for you

Bow down you chose your maker
He never gives he's always the taker
The electric burns that fuel the fire
It's just your suicide messiah
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah

31.05.2007., četvrtak

Zašto je bolje biti žena:

1. Za vrijeme masaže ne moraš crveniti zbog erekcije

2. Ne dobiješ napad epilepsije čim ti padne par dlaka s glave

3. Statistički gledano, šanse da te uhvate u ljubavnoj aferi su veličine makova zrna

4. Za vrijeme brodoloma, spašavaju te među prvima

5. Frajeri još uvijek misle da moraju plaćati tvoje račune, a ti možeš ono ušparano investirati, recimo, u novog dečka

6. Bolje je biti tatina curica nego plačljivi mamin dečkić

7. Možeš zadržati vozačku dozvolu i pri najvećim prekršajima (šifra: krokodilske suze)

8. Na kraju krajeva, žene su te koje odlučuju koliko će se ljudi roditi u sljedećem tisućljeću

9. Postoji Ricky Martin

10. Muškarci mogu Rivalda samo uzdizati u nebesa, a ti bi, teoretski gledano, mogla s njim i u krevet

11. Kada te pitaju želiš li se udati, dobiješ prsten koji kasnije eventualno možeš dobro utržiti

12. Ne čekaš dok vas smrt ne razdvoji, već fino na vrijeme primijetiš da je veza otišla k vragu pa ju sama prekineš

13. Muškarci ranije umiru, a žene inkasiraju životno osiguranje

14. Daleko je veća fora koristiti vibrator nego se seksati s gumenom lutkom

15. U ženske magazine umeću bolje poklone

16. Žene se u načelu daleko lakše i brže opiju, što se pozitivno odražava na budžet

17. Žene mogu držati red obrva pod kontrolom

18. Gotovo uvijek znaš je li dijete tvoje ili nije

19. Ako baš poželiš, možeš naplatiti seks dok si rekla 'keks'

20. Bog te obdario darom da možeš usrećiti baš svakog prodavača cipela

21. Rijetko zalutaš, i to uglavnom zato jer ti nije bed zastati na cesti i pitati za pravi put

22. Ne moraš uopće znati kako funkcioniraju one stvarčice na benzinskoj jer se uvijek nađe neki besposlen i ljubazan muškarac

23. Ne moraš napamet znati imena svih nacionalnih nogometnih klubova i rezultate od 1980. naovamo

24. Ne moraš mjesecima stanovati s nepoznatim tipovima u sobi i nositi iste zelene krpice kao i oni

25. Možeš izići iz šopa na benzinskoj stranici bez da u rukama nosiš 5 kompjutorskih i 5 seksi magazina

26. Posljedice burne noći daju se dobro prekriti puderom

27. Nakon vruće noći ne moraš pun straha i strepnje postaviti pitanje: Kakav sam bio?

28. Nitko ti se ne smije ako ne uspiješ dohvatiti zadnju policu u supermarketu

29. Možeš raditi više od jedne stvari - i to istovremeno!

30. Ako želiš razmišljati, možeš koristiti samo svoj mozak

31. Nemaš posebnu ladicu u ormaru s natpisom 'krivo pofarbana i uništena odjeća'

32. Ne moraš se odmah baciti na renoviranje kuhinje nakon jednog pripremljenog jela

33. Kada ispeglaš neki odjevni predmet, to se i vidi

34. Postoji cijela vojska djelatnika koji se brinu za tvoj izgled i duševno stanje

35. Ne moraš sudjelovati na olimpijadi zvanoj 'Tko će više popiti, poševiti...'

36. Ako ti susjed nabavi bolji auto, ne dobiješ slom živaca

37. Imaš potpuno realističan doživljaj kada ti netko kaže "20 cm"



Zašto je bolje biti muškarac:

1. Na filmovima je gotovo uvijek žena gola

2. Za godišnji odmor do 5 dana ti treba samo jedan kofer

3. Tvoji frendovi ti ne seru svaki put kada smršaviš ili se udebljaš

4. Ne trošiš na frizere ogromne novce i nisi stalno nezadovoljan frizurom

5. Kada vrtiš kanale na TV-u, ne moraš zastati na svakom gdje netko plače

6. Tvoja stražnjica nije faktor u razgovorima za posao

7. Nijedan orgazam nije lažan

8. Ne moraš tegliti torbu beskorisnih stvari svuda kamo pođeš

9. Razumiješ zašto su stripovi smješni

10. Možeš se istuširati i spremiti za 15 minuta

11. Kod sexa ne moraš brinuti o svojoj moralnoj reputaciji

12. Ako te netko zaboravi pozvati na neku proslavu, još uvijek ti može biti prijatelj

13. Tvoje donje rublje košta 10 E za pakiranje od 3 komada

14. Ne moraš brijati ništa ispod brade

15. Ne moraš se svako jutro buditi pored dlakavog dupeta

16. Nitko ne primjeti da imaš 34 i da si neženja

17. Sve na tvom licu može ostati u originalnoj boji

18. Možeš biti predsjednik

19. Tri para cipela je više nego dovoljno

20. Predigra nije neophodna

21. Možeš skinuti majicu kada je vruć dan

22. Mehaničari ti uglavnom govore istinu

23. Možeš s prijateljem u tišini satima gledati nogomet, bez pomisli: "Možda je ljut na mene?"

24. Stalno si u jednom raspoloženju

25. Znaš najmanje 5 načina da otvoris bocu piva

26. Možeš sjediti raširenih nogu, bez obzira što si obukao

27. Daljinski upravljač je samo tvoj

28. Ljudi ne bulje u tvoje grudi, kada pričaš s njima

29. Možeš kupovati prezervative, a da te prodavač ne zamišlja golog

30. Možeš racionalizirati svako ponašanje izrazom: "Jebi ga!"

31. Povremeno sočno podrigivanje je očekivana gesta

32. Nikad se nećeš odreći seksa zato što "nisi raspoložen"

33. Pornići su pravljeni samo za tebe

34. Ne moraš zapamtiti svačiji rođendan

35. To što ne voliš neku osobu ne predstavlja prepreku dobrom seksu

36. Kada ideš na wc, ne moraš se pretvarati da se ideš "osvježiti"

37. Red ispred muškog WC-a je 80% kraći



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